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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!


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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The guy currently running for a State Board of Education seat?  Who made it into a runoff in the Republican primary that's currently going on?

I'm actually surprised he hasn't endorsed the subject of this thread.  Maybe he did, but twitter banned him, so who knows.

He hasn’t endorsed her (yet), but he does frequently “like” her tweets including the one announcing the Leffingwell endorsement and this recent one here...

Morrow’s Twitter is an interesting mix of conspiracy theories (Trump-Clinton-Epstein pedo ring!) and soft core porn with a little bit of libertarianism sprinkled in. I’ve wondered if this is a parody account, but I think it’s actually Morrow.  Here’s a tweet from this evening.

 

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On 7/7/2020 at 11:46 PM, Foggy Notion said:

Looks like the Austin Monitor called Leffingwell and asked him if it was true.

https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/whispers/leffingwell-endorses-flannigan-opponent-kelly/

“I was asked to endorse her,” Leffingwell said, by “some police friends of mine, retired policemen. I’ve always been a supporter of police and full funding of the police. I’ve got to support the candidate who supports the APD.” Leffingwell, who now lives in Hays County, said he is concerned about the possibility of a “massive cut” to the police department and thinks City Council is on a “dangerous path.” Kelly said, “I believe without the necessary funding we’re not going to be able to change (APD) for the better …. Our city won’t be as safe.” 

Thanks for digging into this. Sounds like Leffingwell is sundowning, not that he ever came across as someone who was especially very sharp.

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On 7/8/2020 at 9:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

On 7/8/2020 at 9:50 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The guy currently running for a State Board of Education seat?  Who made it into a runoff in the Republican primary that's currently going on?

I'm actually surprised he hasn't endorsed the subject of this thread.  Maybe he did, but twitter banned him, so who knows.

 

Holy shit.  Republican voters on this board, please for fucks sake, do your duty here.  He has no shot of actually winning District 5 in the general, does he?

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On 7/8/2020 at 3:31 PM, NorthLoop said:

Yeah this is the same city that was convinced by a few crooked council members that Uber and Lyft were bad. Austin deserves what it gets. 

That's not what happened at all. They didn't want to play by the rules, and left on their own accord. Fingerprinting drivers sounds like a pretty good rule to me.  Both those companies are complete bullshit anyway. They don't turn a profit, they just burn cash attempting to gain marketplace, much like Amazon. That shit isn't even capitalism anymore. 

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People didn't feel like waiting a half hour for a shitty taxi driven by an asshole, so they use the Uber app.  People don't feel like driving to Wal-Mart for a few basic dry goods that can be delivered tomorrow for less money, so they use Amazon.  People don't feel like buying shitty Chryslers anymore, so even if Tesla loses money, they still want one.  

Our City Council held up the permitting of the new Hyatt Centric because it doesn't have a parking garage.  That's how forward thinking our Council is.  Same people that can't build enough parking garages at our Airport because we all know how much fun driving yourself to the airport is.  And then out of the other side of their mouth advocate for a light rail track out to the Airport from the CBD.  They're the most regressively progressive elected officials that money can buy . 

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4 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

That's not what happened at all. They didn't want to play by the rules, and left on their own accord. Fingerprinting drivers sounds like a pretty good rule to me.  Both those companies are complete bullshit anyway. They don't turn a profit, they just burn cash attempting to gain marketplace, much like Amazon. That shit isn't even capitalism anymore. 

Point made. When you're an idiot who believe shit like this, you deserve fitlump. 

 

FITLUMP 2020

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21 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So she has raised $20k so far but doesn't want to spend $500 to get her name on the ballot??

Yeah, like I said, she's already drank all of that.

This should already be a huge red flag to all of those folks in that picture that likely raised a few grand for her.

So she'd fit right in to the Austin City Council! 

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31 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Since I can't sign the petition, should I donate - I mean it is worth my entertainment $$$'s to see FitLump running for office; sorry to all in Austin if she actually wins

Fuck yourself. Incase you guys haven't realized, having a fucktard in charge isn't a good thing for people. Stop supporting shitty candidates for the internet cool points. 

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25 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Fuck yourself. Incase you guys haven't realized, having a fucktard in charge isn't a good thing for people. Stop supporting shitty candidates for the internet cool points. 

Austin already has a fucktard in charge.

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2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

So she has raised $20k so far but doesn't want to spend $500 to get her name on the ballot??

Yeah, like I said, she's already drank all of that.

This should already be a huge red flag to all of those folks in that picture that likely raised a few grand for her.

I’ll give a little credit here, rounding up those signatures is solid campaigning 

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28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll give a little credit here, rounding up those signatures is solid campaigning 

$50 says she doesn't wear a mask while going door to door for these signatures. 

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On 7/12/2020 at 6:37 AM, Samson's Wig said:

Holy shit.  Republican voters on this board, please for fucks sake, do your duty here.  He has no shot of actually winning District 5 in the general, does he?

Did Morrow win the runoff? I did not notice the news on that race.

 

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4 hours ago, Pasken said:

Fuck yourself. Incase you guys haven't realized, having a fucktard in charge isn't a good thing for people. Stop supporting shitty candidates for the internet cool points. 


"Fucktard" is on the business card of every current city council member.

What planet are you on?   

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2 hours ago, pantone159 said:

Did Morrow win the runoff? I did not notice the news on that race.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Crushing defeat, actually.  By 55 points. 

Turns out that some people in Texas don't want their high school daughters learning pole dancing in school.

So South Austin's mom's side business is still safe.  For now.

 

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On 7/21/2020 at 1:37 PM, Wally Pryor said:


"Fucktard" is on the business card of every current city council member.

What planet are you on?   

But hey, at least Greg Casar is a an honest fucktard.
More than can be said for the rest of that pack of jackals.

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because in a time of pandemic, we need a Harvard Distance Edumacated Disaster Scientist to show us the best practices in a pandemic.

 

Besides the rona, how many different STDs did she infect that den of mouth breathers with?

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