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21 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Up next Fitlump

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Figurelli

That preacher posting as some girl, forgot the handle

Who else?

What ever happened with Ricky? Still posting gym pics? After prison of course

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49 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You can't ruin Fitlump. She's like a cockroach. Stomp that bitch a few times and she'll still show up an hour later on the wall behind you while you take a shit. 

She would absolutely use this to get sympathy and votes in this little run.

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c'mon it's not just that she showed her new tits (and she really wanted to) but in the post when she feigned rage about pressure to post - that she said something like 'why not, it isn't like I'm running for Public Office'

And yet here we are - those in Austin fearing witlesslump being elected, and the rest of us sitting back in amazement and laughing

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31 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

And yet here we are - those in Austin fearing witlesslump being elected, and the rest of us sitting back in amazement and laughing

Based on the trajectory of her political career, I expect her to make a run at mayor after she loses in November.  She's actually got a shitload of people supporting her along with the Travis County GOP.

Unless it's a bunch of Surly posters who are wanting to see this shitshow play out to a hilarious ending, and so they are donating, liking her FB stuff, following her on twitter, etc.

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I had lunch with Taz not long after the outing.  The daughter is now pushing 30.  I wonder how she turned out.

Probably got knocked up by grendel or jimbo Fisher. 
 

in some cities, having all of this information released about yourself and your recent past would negatively affect your city council campaign.  In many cities, really. 

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"Biography: Mackenzie Kelly was born in Austin, Texas. For eight years she was a firefighter in the community she grew up in. She then worked in emergency management, where she is currently pursuing her degree from American Military University.  Currently, Ms. Kelly is a YouTube health and fitness coach and enjoys educating others about how to live a healthy life and stay motivated. Her first book, "Fitness: Maintain Motivation and Make Progress," is currently available for the Kindle."

American Public University System (APUS) is a private, for-profit, online learning institution that is composed of American Military University (AMU) and American Public University (APU). APUS is wholly owned by American Public Education, Inc., a publicly traded private-sector corporation (NASDAQ: APEI).  Despite its name, APUS is not a public institution and is not a part of the U.S. government or the U.S. military.  Sounds like aggy.  I guess she moved on to Harvard for her graduate degree in Disaster Science.  Do we have any Austin Fire people around here to confirm (discredit) the firegirl claim?  Lumpazon listing capped for posterity:

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15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

in some cities, having all of this information released about yourself and your recent past would negatively affect your city council campaign.  In many cities, really. 

Keep Austin Weird !

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Keep Austin Weird !

Some yahoo on the Dripping Springs Facebook page was talking about Take Back Austin, and someone may have posted the archived online bio about the president of that organization in response.

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45 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

American Public University System (APUS) is a private, for-profit, online learning institution that is composed of American Military University (AMU) and American Public University (APU). APUS is wholly owned by American Public Education, Inc., a publicly traded private-sector corporation (NASDAQ: APEI).  Despite its name, APUS is not a public institution and is not a part of the U.S. government or the U.S. military.  Sounds like aggy.  I guess she moved on to Harvard for her graduate degree in Disaster Science.  Do we have any Austin Fire people around here to confirm (discredit) the firegirl claim?  Lumpazon listing capped for posterity:

Crazy thing is, Austin Community College has some kind of program that integrates with aggy - if she wanted an actual degree, she could get easily get one at aggy (starting through the ACC program), and most of it online.   

 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crazy thing is, Austin Community College has some kind of program that integrates with aggy - if she wanted an actual degree, she could get easily get one at aggy (starting through the ACC program), and most of it online.   

 

Why do that when you already have a Harvard T-shirt?

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why do that when you already have a Harvard T-shirt?

When we were walking campus in south bend before the grim experience  that was Texas at notre dame, there was a stand selling ND Law t-shirts. Almost bought one for to play lawyer. 

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14 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Damn it. If she gets elected I might regret not fucking her.

No you won't. Shaking her hand at the Water Tank (when she was hanging w/ Tommy Bahama) was like touching a corpse. She has a cold, bony, lifeless handshake. I can't imagine what a cold fish fuck she'd be.

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On 8/7/2020 at 12:26 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

Preacher Boy, the instantiation of the original SSSQ on v.1 of this site.  I do wonder whatever became of him.

I think he's out of the preacher business. His old church is about 5 miles from where I work & he isn't listed as being there, or any other local church; though he's still affiliated with a local soccer program

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17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Damn it. If she gets elected I might regret not fucking her.

Just because she’s a candidate doesn’t mean that she’s not still a whore. There’s still time. Go do it. I mean, she’d probably blow you for a $100 campaign donation.

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8 hours ago, tejas60 said:

She did volunteer at Jollyville Fire for a period of time.  I saw her on a couple of calls.  On TOS she actually posted a picture from a training event and I was in that picture.  But what made that so great was that she didn’t actually train.  She just showed up there late and was in the picture.  Shocking. 

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1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

She did volunteer at Jollyville Fire for a period of time.  I saw her on a couple of calls.  On TOS she actually posted a picture from a training event and I was in that picture.  But what made that so great was that she didn’t actually train.  She just showed up there late and was in the picture.  Shocking. 

So it's the equivalent of ordering a Harvard shirt and wearing it?

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Most prepared person in Austin?

How is she prepared for a pandemic?  Can she help set the standard for social distancing?  Let's take look at her twitter, will probably have to go back several months to when this all started to find her breaking standard pandemic-style safety protocols...

Wait, did I say months?  I mean a couple of hours.

 

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If I wasn't so tired, I'd add Romeo's name to that Rose sign in the back.

And they are spreading the word about great candidates, including her, but I guess they forgot a sign with her name on it????  Kind of awkward.

 

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What the fuck is it with these people and not following some simple protocols? I mean, it's great, you have a mask, that goes a long ways to helping, but for fuck's sake, you're spending hours upon hours in rooms meeting and phone banking (judging by her other photos)..

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The Stark Audacity of Untruth

Fawn Brodie's seminal, groundbreaking 1945 book No Man Knows My History is a biography of Joseph Smith, the Mormon prophet.  When she updated and released a revised 2nd edition in 1971 and factored the work done in psychology in the 25 years following the war, Brodie characterized Smith as an "impostor", which is another term for "confidence man".  Over the past 50 years, the terms "conscious" and "unconscious" have been added to this personality type.  Smith let slip his "conscious" knowledge of agency when he let slip the phrase "No man knows my history" in a speech a few months before his murder.  In my opinion, Lump is "unconscious", like the orange man.  Lump may be dunning-kruger and an idiocrat, but she excels at reality manipulation in a way perfected by the orange man, and she is therefore the perfect candidate for higher office.  The Machine will find her and raise her up.  It may not be this election.  Watch it happen.

Please forgive the posting of this LA Times op-ed on the Orange Man from earlier this week.  They don't use the term Impostor, but it seems to me the psychology / delusion matches almost perfectly.

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Opinion

Op-Ed: The truth behind Trump’s need to lie

By some tallies, President Trump has made more than 20,000 false or misleading claims in his 3½ years in office.

(Associated Press)

By Dan P. McAdams

Aug. 5, 2020

3 AM

Abraham Lincoln once said, “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” To be a good liar you have to keep track of all the lies you’ve told, and to whom, in order to keep the truth hidden. But Honest Abe never knew President Trump, or perhaps anybody like him.

Donald Trump is a successful liar because he refuses to remember. Not only that: He refuses to anticipate that he will remember the current moment in the future. If you live mainly in the current moment, then the future consequences of your lies will not matter to you. And if you have lived your entire life this way, and to great acclaim and success, why would you ever want to change?

The president was recently annoyed when Dr. Anthony Fauci stole the spotlight by throwing out the first pitch for Major League Baseball’s opening game. In response, he falsely claimed that the Yankees invited him to throw out the first pitch for Aug. 15. His assertion was roundly refuted a short time later. The incident recalls Trump’s false boast that the crowd attending his 2017 inaugural address was the largest in history. Objective photographic evidence decisively refuted that claim.

And yet Trump never pulls back on blatantly false statements — lies that are so obvious that they often defy the laws of physics, chemistry and common sense. Defying biology, even in the face of soaring coronavirus cases and mounting deaths, Trump recently claimed that the virus at some point is “going to sort of just disappear.” Of the economic crisis that has thrown tens of millions of Americans out of work, he said in March, “This is just a temporary moment of time.”

The key to Donald Trump’s psychology is that he moves through life as what I call “the episodic man.” For Trump, each day is indeed “a temporary moment of time.” Psychological research shows that nearly all adults develop stories in their minds about their own lives. These stories — what psychologists call “narrative identities” — reconstruct the past and imagine the future to give people a sense that lives have meaning and coherence over time. As you make daily decisions, you implicitly remember how you have come to be who you are, and you anticipate where your life may be going. You live within narrative time.

But the episodic man does not live that way. Instead, he immerses himself in the angry, combative moment, striving desperately to win the moment. Like a boxer in the ring, he brings everything he has to the immediate episode, fighting furiously to come out on top. But the episodes do not add up. They do not form a narrative arc. In Trump’s case, it is as if he wakes up each morning nearly oblivious to what happened the day before. What he said and did yesterday, in order to win yesterday, no longer matters to him. And what he will do today, in order to win today, will not matter for tomorrow.

What is truth for the episodic man? Truth is whatever works to win the moment. The boxer faces an imminent threat to his survival. If he takes his eyes off the immediate aim of winning, he may get knocked out. Boxing his way through life, moment by discrete moment, Trump does not have the psychological luxury to consider whether his tactics comport with the conventional criteria for truth — such as consistency over time or concordance with the objective reality of the outside world. Every day is a war. All is fair.

Nearly 40 years ago, Donald Trump conveyed his philosophy of life to an interviewer: “Man is the most vicious of all animals, and life is a series of battles ending in victory or defeat.” Before he was sworn into office, Trump told his advisors to think about each presidential day as an episode in a television show in which he vanquishes rivals.

The show is not, however, a long-running drama that builds over time to a conclusion. Each day, instead, is like an episode of “Seinfeld,” self-contained with its own beginning and ending, or like the opening-night game between the Yankees and the Nationals. Somebody will win (in Trump’s mind it is always him). And then we start all over again tomorrow.

For most people, and every other president in the history of the United States, an episodic life would be unsustainable in the long run. But for Trump, it has always been a winning life strategy. His admirers appreciate his total engagement of the moment. He brings it all to the battle today. There is a primal authenticity in Trump. He tells you exactly what he feels in the moment. He lies straight to your face, without shame, without any concern for future consequences. It is the stark audacity of untruth.

 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

So when she loses in November, what are we thinking, she'll run for state legislature?

Fake needing a wheelchair and run for governor. 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fun fact:  Your social media is full of you violating established protocols covering emergency management during a pandemic.

I dunno, she also used it to post pics of her new fake tits.

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53 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

There is zero fucking chance she has the ability to get elected as GOP anything. 

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Are you forgetting where we are at?  We are in a state where the entire GOP had to publicly campaign against Robert Fucking Morrow in the GOP run-off for the nominee for the state Board of Education.  Because Morrow had the most votes in the first primary by 6%.

Think about that for a moment.  Robert Fucking Morrow.  The guy who wanted the state to mandate pole dancing classes in high school, got the most votes in the original primary.

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fun fact:  Your social media is full of you violating established protocols covering emergency management during a pandemic.

You don't understand. protocols are like a diet. If you talk about the diet (or the protocols) while cramming your face with blueberry muffins, it's like you followed them.

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