Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Orange&White 5509]

fyi...Rex's tweet reply of RamJet's masterpiece is still up as a comment on her original tweet.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

fyi...Rex's tweet reply of RamJet's masterpiece is still up as a comment on her original tweet.

Whoever is running her Social Media isn't very sharp. (I'm assuming it's her or Romeo)

[mulletpelini 5206]

On 8/15/2020 at 3:24 PM, UTCzech III said:

 

Eddie Adams was from Torrence.  He had the touch.

[RDCanecutter 26141]

31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Whoever is running her Social Media isn't very sharp. (I'm assuming it's her or Romeo)

Or maybe she is coordinating this entire thing with Rex and Ramjet. She's long-game Ricky, right? She doesn't want some iddy biddy Austin seat. She wants Dolezal-style fame minus the racial or human component.

5D Lumpchess.

[MissingInAction 24650]

On 8/14/2020 at 9:42 PM, SquishMitten said:

Well she can also use a cordless drill without a battery. Who’s to say she can’t also get drafted to a league that doesn’t have a draft?

 

[Sawbonz 26988]

On 8/14/2020 at 4:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

[bolverk 29124]

Looked into this. Apparently, it's a free four-hour, once-a-week class on either a Tuesday or Thursday. I can't imagine why something whose schedule is like that of an out-patient rehab program would necessitate a "class president" but they do have an alumni association with zero mention Ms. Kelly.

One would think a former class president running for office and who proudly and vocally touts her police academics so strongly would have some sort of residual involvement in its alumni association - at least be on the board or something. I wonder if their membership records are open to the public.

http://austincpaaa.org/about-acpaaa

[mulletpelini 5206]

narrator:  she's lying

Edited August 18, 2020 by mulletpelini
still

[phdhorn 6224]

On 8/14/2020 at 5:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Edited August 18, 2020 by phdhorn

[Deej 76282]

You laugh, but I saw her out helping patrol 6th Street after she graduated.

 

 

[MissingInAction 24650]

[Judge Roybeanbag 11759]

49 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by Judge Roybeanbag
Squeeze play triple post

[Judge Roybeanbag 11759]

46 minutes ago, Deej said:

You laugh, but I saw her out helping patrol 6th Street after she graduated.

 

 

The dick is supposed to be UNDER the horse!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11759]

48 minutes ago, Deej said:

triple!

Edited August 19, 2020 by Judge Roybeanbag

[mulletpelini 5206]

alright we get it

[Deej 76282]

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

alright we get it

He likes horse cock. 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

Little bit of self-awareness there.

[atomheartbevo 89266]

Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

[MissingInAction 24650]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

"Guys! You wouldn't believe someone hacked my phone! Those pics were private for Lance Armstrong and his clock."

[NeverMarryAStripper 21766]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even if those photos ever get noticed by more people, she'll just use them to play the victim card.

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

Giraffe boy is probably out thousands.

[Armybrat 40599]

20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd say anyone who paid for her Cam feed is the real victim

No refunds?

[tbone_ 14013]

Is this a real question?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21766]

Just noticed Teacher at the bottom

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

29 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What exactly is a cam girl?  Do they actually get naked on camera?  Regardless I know it’s not the most prestigious of professions; I’d just like to know exactly what she did. 

Blink in Morse Code if your wife hacked your account

[MissingInAction 24650]

Let me offer some context: "You're mother is a cam whore."

[NeverMarryAStripper 21766]

*Your

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

18 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

*Your

Yore

 

[mulletpelini 5206]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Let me offer some context: "You're mother is a cam whore."

He still ain't gonna get it.

[MissingInAction 24650]

Yay

[atomheartbevo 89266]

10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What exactly is a cam girl?  Do they actually get naked on camera?  Regardless I know it’s not the most prestigious of professions; I’d just like to know exactly what she did. 

Somebody who can expose themselves online and who doesn't get a fucking restraining order against them, and who doesn't have to register as a sex offender, which is a bunch of fucking bullshit.

[Blotto 23335]

45 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody who can expose themselves online and who doesn't get a fucking restraining order against them, and who doesn't have to register as a sex offender, which is a bunch of fucking bullshit.

Get  a good lawyer, it will all work out for you. 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

23 hours ago, Blotto said:

Get  a good lawyer, it will all work out for you. 

It won't.

[atomheartbevo 89266]

It's uncanny when she shows some self-awareness

 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

Look at those asses!

 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

The answer is the same fucking hurdles we went through back in the spring.

I'm sure she has a plan for all of this if she somehow became a member of the Austin City Council.

 

[Johnny Chimpo 478]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

The answer is the same fucking hurdles we went through back in the spring.

I'm sure she has a plan for all of this if she somehow became a member of the Austin City Council.

 

Damn that lighting and side angle Really accentuate the lump. I keep expecting something to pop out of it like a baby chicken. Or the chest burster from aliens. 

[B00M 6183]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have no desire for my kids to go to the same schools as I did.  Mainly because I don't have any desire to live in fucking Sugar Land, or the four other states besides Texas that I attended school as a kid, but I digress.   

I'm legit surprised she can afford to live near CVMS.

[NorthLoop 14025]

24 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Is her child not the radio husbands?

Math is not your strong suit is it

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Everything is my strong suit. I have no idea when she was married. 

It's fake.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9263]

Child is from her previous marriage. The ex-husband has custody & by most appearances does a great job providing for her. Lump just brings her out to use her as a prop for her pics.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the judge order the child be turned over to the father? Or did Lump abandon her?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Child is from her previous marriage. The ex-husband has custody & by most appearances does a great job providing for her. Lump just brings her out to use her as a prop for her pics.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the judge order the child be turned over to the father? Or did Lump abandon her?

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

[Hagbard Celine 10592]

lump's linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mackenzie-anne-kelly-06a4557/

 

[Orange&White 5509]

She definitely does not have custody, but the kid appears in photos regularly, so the ex must live close. We should find him and invite him to this thread to commiserate and spill some tea on her.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

She definitely does not have custody, but the kid appears in photos regularly, so the ex must live close. We should find him and invite him to this thread to commiserate and spill some tea on her.

Maybe it's bad_teammate

[Armybrat 40599]

On 8/19/2020 at 12:54 PM, BurntEyes said:

Yer

Yo mamma

[Hagbard Celine 10592]

33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

[Armybrat 40599]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I question the entire story. That kid could be a prop.

Rentakid?

[strangulation! 1699]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

you forgot the ! after "kelly"

Edited August 21, 2020 by strangulation!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 a search for:

"mackenzie kelly" "patrick osborn"

returns 10 results, none of which are the "normal" types of results when doxing someone.  no marriage records.  completely unable to find a record on an -ex or the "father" of the "child".  no divorce records.  other tools at hand are coming up snake eyes.

I think this who thing is a simulation.