Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Can we not CR every fucking thread on Surly please?

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Let’s talk about the bigger issue.  

Lump was made famous by Presidents of the USA.
 

 

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

He's obviously not very brilliant if he's married to you. He's more likely a highly paid beard.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

LMFAO - have you even seen who the Republicans have at the top of their ticket?
They don't actually give a shit about family values, unless you mean just talking about them like they were important to others but not so much for themselves.

That’s exactly what I mean and why I put it in quotes

[phdhorn 6224]

Wait, is this her husband?



Srsly, who is her husband?  George Glass?

[Bozo_Casanova 26473]

Her husband is Patrick Osborn from KLBJ-AM

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So her husband responded to her laying down the praise for spouting numbers on the radio

"I'm trying to keep hope alive". "Even in the darkest hours of this pandemic, all is not lost" "the world has not yet ended"?????

What the fuck is this emo bullshit.

Fucking pussies.

 

[Deej 76812]

The best you can do is keep hope alive when you know you are Romeo Rose's sloppy seconds. 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

when you know you are Romeo Rose's sloppy seconds. 

[Orange&White 5528]

16 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

She is as annoying as she is ugly. 

I mean....lets not get crazy here. She is very ugly.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s brilliant because he can read?

I mean, the bar has to be pretty low to "win" the Lump lottery.

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On 8/22/2020 at 9:28 PM, atomheartbevo said:

HAHAHAHA somebody called them out on the mask bullshit and she went snowflake.  
 

 

The story grows.

https://www.kxan.com/news/coronavirus/travis-county-investigating-complaint-accusing-gop-event-of-violating-covid-19-orders/

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The Travis County fire marshal is investigating a complaint claiming a Travis County Republican Party fundraising event, with multiple lawmakers in attendance, violated state and local coronavirus orders.

The Travis County GOP held its annual Ronald Reagan Gala last Friday night at the Star Hill Ranch in Bee Cave. Based on photos posted on Twitter by State Sen. Dawn Buckingham, R-Lakeway, she attended the outdoor event along with U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, U.S. Rep. Chip Roy and State Sen. Donna Campbell, R-New Braunfels. The photos show a group picture of people not wearing masks, and people sitting at tables who are not wearing masks.

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The Travis County GOP told KXAN between 300 to 350 people attended the gala, and everyone was screened for COVID-19 at the entrance and had to sign a waiver. Specific details about the screening process and what was in the waiver were not shared. 

The governor’s order, which is outlined on the city of Bee Cave website, states gatherings of 100 or more people must be approved by local governments. 

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KXAN reached out to City Manager Clint Garza and asked if anyone tied to the event reached out beforehand. 

“They didn’t check with us first for the plan to be reviewed,” said Garza. “That’s what’s concerning.”

Disaster Scientist folks.  Disaster Scientist.

 

[Al Czervik 1229]

On 8/26/2020 at 10:56 AM, phdhorn said:

Wait, is this her husband?



Srsly, who is her husband?  George Glass?

Don’t be making fun of my Jan Brady, Al is a middle child too. 

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So she got really defensive when somebody pointed out she wasn't wearing a mask when around others, she said they were "pre-screened", whatever the fuck that means in her world.

Good to see she's learned.

 

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[phdhorn 6224]

12 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Don’t be making fun of my Jan Brady, Al is a middle child too. 

Hey I'm on board with Jan.  I think she actually became the hottest one after puberty.

[Deej 76812]

What good did making everyone sign a waiver do? I'm sure the people you're passing on COVID to after you left your gala appreciate that you signed a waiver. 

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3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Hey I'm on board with Jan.  I think she actually became the hottest one after puberty.

[Guest Lobo]

No way, she Eve Plumb hit a bit of a hot streak in the 80's there for awhile, but start-to-finish, Maureen was the hottest of the bunch.  

And Florence Henderson was a MILF before I knew what a MILF was.  

Anyway, this investigation into Fitlump's rave last weekend in Bee Cave is getting quite a bit of attention.  

[Jerry Callo 8704]

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Hey I'm on board with Jan.  I think she actually became the hottest one after puberty.

I was going to say broke nose Marsha over Jan.  But this picture makes that a little more difficult.  I'm now in the "whynotboth.gif" camp.

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No way, she Eve Plumb hit a bit of a hot streak in the 80's there for awhile, but start-to-finish, Maureen was the hottest of the bunch.  

And Florence Henderson was a MILF before I knew what a MILF was.  

Anyway, this investigation into Fitlump's rave last weekend in Bee Cave is getting quite a bit of attention.  

The correct answer is Alice. She handled Sam's meat and took care of 3 boys and Mike. And maybe Carol.

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, I think Mike could handle Sam's meat just fine.  I could see Carol swinging for both teams.  It was the 70's, love was in the air.  

Anyway, back to Mackenzie Kelly.  Any of you District 6'ers voting for her?  I'm not in it and Flannigan still seems quite popular.  

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh, I think Mike could handle Sam's meat just fine

[phdhorn 6224]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

I was going to say broke nose Marsha over Jan.  But this picture makes that a little more difficult.  I'm now in the "whynotboth.gif" camp.

Agreed. Not sure ever saw  Maureen McCormick looking like this:

There is nothing wrong with that, granted it was 40 years ago.

Plus Maureen seems to have grown up with a little of the cray-cray while Eve maintained some sanity.

Sure I take them both, but I take Jan first after about 1985-2000.

I realize the subject of the thread but for at least a few posts this is a welcome respite from that wacko.

[workswithseed 2112]

A bunch of olds up in here.

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1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

A bunch of olds up in here.

The olds on this site admire the Ziegfeld Follies girls.

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Anyway, this investigation into Fitlump's rave last weekend in Bee Cave is getting quite a bit of attention.  

Apparently they had another one yesterday.  It's like they can't fucking help themselves.

 

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She gave a speech.  Let's play "spot the mask" at what I am sure is a fully vetted and pre-screened public gathering.

 

[phdhorn 6224]

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

A bunch of olds up in here.

Is this you?


Yeah, another "olds" reference.  You probably were born 140 years after this.  But that's okay.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She gave a speech.  Let's play "spot the mask" at what I am sure is a fully vetted and pre-screened public gathering.

 

Damn. If you were playing Candidate Buzz Word Bingo, you'd be shitfaced 3 minutes in.

[tejas60 3533]

Allen West done got his clock wound up.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, tejas60 said:

Allen West done got his clock wound up.

Imma tell my kids that was Flavor Flav. 

[Jerry Callo 8704]

Apparently she doesn't need money or votes, just prayers.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

Can someone with a burner account tweet her:

Kelly, what do you mean when you say "take back Austin"?

What policies currently in place need to change?

What new policies do you propose in their place?

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22 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Can someone with a burner account tweet her:

Kelly, what do you mean when you say "take back Austin"?

What policies currently in place need to change?

What new policies do you propose in their place?

1. Boost in spending for the Citizen Police Academy
2. Graduates of the Citizen Police Academy should be considered law enforcement officers in Texas, and should be able to advertise themselves as such.
3. The city should hire more disaster scientists
4. Anybody within the City of Austin taking an online course from Harvard should be considered a Harvard grad.
5. People who think like her should not be investigated for violating safety protocols during a fucking pandemic.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

6.  Mandated insurance coverage for all boob jobs that are submitted as mental anguish relief and self esteem enhancers. 
 

...but that might earn her some votes. 

[Deej 76812]

7. Weekly Romeo Rose showcases on the Great Lawn at Zilker. 

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47 minutes ago, Deej said:

7. Weekly Romeo Rose showcases on the Great Lawn at Zilker. 

I think he sold that amazingly kitsch guitar.

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/romeo-rose-trademark-guitar-juliet-1-of-a

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The auction is for the trademark 1 of a kind guitar personally owned and stage used by the Bluesman Romeo Rose. you can see him pictured with the guitar. More information & pictures about this guitar can be found at T are also several videos on YouTube that show Romeo Rose playing this guitar.

 

[Deej 76812]

So, there's two suckers born every minute. Noted. 

[phdhorn 6224]

23 hours ago, Deej said:

7. Weekly Romeo Rose showcases on the Great Lawn at Zilker. 

I think he's already busy, hot on the concert circuit of the American Association of Orthodontists.

[CooterBrown 18014]

6.  Mandated insurance coverage for all boob jobs that are submitted as mental anguish relief and self esteem enhancers. 
 
...but that might earn her some votes. 

I’m pretty okay with my city taxes being used to pay for new titties.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

On 8/28/2020 at 3:21 PM, atomheartbevo said:

She gave a speech.  Let's play "spot the mask" at what I am sure is a fully vetted and pre-screened public gathering.

 

So, the couple in the foreground brought their lawn chairs, a cooler, hats, and US flag on a pole to the party?

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[MissingInAction 25104]

Can't remember the last time a human actually brought bile into my mouth every time I heard their voice.

[Celery Man 20962]

lol

[BearSchlong 8098]

she still has her wedding rings on in the above video.

Can we make a public records request to unsealed her CPS records? IIRC didn't she go on a cocaine binge and call CPS repeatedly on her baby daddy (who seemed to be a normal enough fella, just tryna to get through life) and was exposed for being a coke whore?

I could swear this came out at some point. . .

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Good that they aren't sharing a small object that multiple people have exhaled all over.

Oh.

 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

15 hours ago, Pasken said:

 

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