Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[MissingInAction 25,246]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what has the Austin City Council ever done for us?

Bike lanes?

[TexArcher 38,145]

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

[Pasken 1,309]

She’s doing a zoom candidate debate right now.

[workswithseed 2,124]

39 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

That would make Shaggy legendary.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

13 minutes ago, Pasken said:

She’s doing a zoom candidate debate right now.

link?

 

[Pasken 1,309]

16 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

link?

 

More of a candidate panel than a debate.

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86272072147

 

[Pasken 1,309]

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

More of a candidate panel than a debate.

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86272072147

 

hahahaha she no showed. Nevermind.

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,680]

[skittlebrau 474]

Cohosting a fundraiser for Jimmy next week if anyone wants to throw some cash at not having MK on Council. DM for deets.

[B00M 6,520]

47 minutes ago, Pasken said:

hahahaha she no showed. Nevermind.

 

 

 

Perfect. She remains a blank slate we, the voters, can project anything onto... like ejaculate, as long as we don't look at her face.

[Deej 77,007]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

hahahaha she no showed. Nevermind.

 

 

 

She had a previously scheduled cam show. 

[atomheartbevo 89,899]

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Perfect. She remains a blank slate we, the voters, can project anything onto... like ejaculate, as long as we don't look at her face.

So you are familiar with tribute pics.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

My father was a Roman! 

Naughtius Maximus.

[phdhorn 6,224]

14 hours ago, G650 said:

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what has the Austin City Council ever done for us?

??

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,999]

15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

And the sad truth is she would probably be the most qualified of the two major party candidates

[Armybrat 40,942]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How the fuck is that not Surly's own personal PAC?

And why can't Foxy Troxy have been the one who had a cam girl past?

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

[atomheartbevo 89,899]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

A man can still dream.

A friend who works with the city at a senior level, but not for the city, and who is pretty tuned into this stuff, thinks Troxy will make her move in 2022 or 2024.  As in running for a statewide position, or perhaps a seat in Congress.   

[atomheartbevo 89,899]

She has yet to call anybody who won't sign the pledge un-American, but it's coming.

@RamjetFDO This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

 

Edited September 10, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Deej 77,007]

Randall "Pink" Floyd wouldn't have signed that pledge. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,615]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Randall "Pink" Floyd wouldn't have signed that pledge. 

Don't think I haven't noticed!

[G650 14,294]

37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don't think I haven't noticed!

My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies

[atomheartbevo 89,899]

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

She needs to sign a pledge to find a fucking dermatologist and funding of an operation using "excess campaign contributions" to fix that fucking ever growing blight on the face of Her manatee.

Maybe her parmaqqay finds it attractive?

[mulletpelini 5,216]

I don't think she's gotten any uglier in the last few years.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,084]

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I don't think she's gotten any uglier in the last few years.

They have optometrists in Wichita?

[Bozo_Casanova 26,615]

People train runs out of Stubbville.

[Hagbard Celine 10,969]

Mullet, what do you fuckers fap to up there?  JarJar Binks? Trevor Lawrence?  She has a Quatto living in her skull.  Think about what would happen if it emerged at _just_the_wrong_time_.

[Jerry Callo 8,775]

I took it as Mullet though she was ugly before. 

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

I personally have no idea what you're referring to, but I did see this online.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Pervert Bert is the best Bert. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,615]

Oh Bert. 

[MissingInAction 25,246]

May be my favorite use of bert.

[Guest Lobo]

I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  

[Jerry Callo 8,775]

25 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone has been blocked. 

Funny that you were blocked, but the original reply tweet is still up.

[Pasken 1,309]

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

[Jerry Callo 8,775]

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

[Skipper 6,250]

Was really hoping I knew someone on that list I could shame by sending this thread.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. 

[TexArcher 38,145]

You like movies about gladiators?

[Hagbard Celine 10,969]

Let's be fair.  She's not fat.

[Braff Zacklin 13,671]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

Nice going. You just doxxed half of Surly.  

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

The co-pilot? He's too busy; he's out there busting his buns every night! Tell your Ms. Kelly to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

[MissingInAction 25,246]

She's not fat in the same way I'm not fat. Her tits are bigger though.

[MissingInAction 25,246]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

You know what you must do. Bring him here for an AMA.

[Deej 77,007]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Your husband is fat and has a terrible beard. 

He has two terrible beards.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  

Whoever did that Photoshop understands depth-of-field focus.

Whoever.

[Radical Larry 28,664]

Perbert

[DDD Dad 14,365]

She's not fat in the same way I'm not fat. Her tits are bigger though.

Hate to break this to you but they aren’t.

[DDD Dad 14,365]

How did you become such an authority on MIA's tits?

They feel like bags of sand.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

17 hours ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

 

[atomheartbevo 89,899]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

I would think she'd be expensing every bit of gas she uses to drive to those various get togethers she posts photos of, plus whatever donations/costs are required to attend those fundraisers/get-togethers (I question whether she is an invited guest or whether's she is having to pony up for hob knob with West, Sessions, Crenshaw, etc.), plus all of her fliers.  Hell, she may have a little office she's renting somewhere.  She's probably got a PO Box.

The question is whether she is smart enough to legally setup her campaign to benefit herself financially.

[Pasken 1,309]

9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

 

This was as of July 15th. She'll have to file a final report after the election.