Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[atomheartbevo 89810]

16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How do fundraisers work with candidates at vastly different levels? Is it a 99-1 split? Does Sessions get 100% but she has an opportunity to talk to donors hoping they will throw some money her way? $25 or $50 to stop talking to them. I’ve never been to a fundraiser when candidates are there so I have no idea.

It's been 20 years since I did that stuff (W's presidential campaign, and gubernatorial campaign in the 90s),  @Bozo_Casanova probably knows more these days and about these smaller fundraisers - the only ones I attended were focused on a specific candidate.

But from what I recall, it came down to what the fundraiser was intended to do.  If it's a Sessions fundraiser, she ain't getting shit, other than access to potential donors.  She may even have to buy her own ticket/make a contribution (using her own campaign funds) to get in, but maybe not - if she could promise to bring in X amount of solid attendees/donors, she could probably get in free.   But I wouldn't be surprised if she paid for her photo op with Sessions.

If it's a Travis County GOP fundraiser, I don't think she would get much, if anything, outside of being mentioned on the mailers/tweets/Facebook likes/etc.  From what I recall, they were more focused on get-out-the-vote stuff and up-ballot races.   She gets to rub elbows/high-five people.

My guess is that she's hitting all of these fundraisers to network for a future race.   They are probably costing her money (out of her campaign chest), and she's not getting a lot of social media traction out of them.

[Bozo_Casanova 26570]

I have no idea, honestly. I don’t give hardly any money. 

[skittlebrau 474]

51 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Her attempts to fit in with the movers and shakers in Austin business and politics are unrivaled except by her texts begging one-nut Lance to give it to her 15 seconds of attention.

Let’s not go crazy. These “movers and shakers” are part of the irrelevant Travis County GOP and random ass conspiracy theorists. Not anyone of actual note in Austin.

[Armybrat 40918]

9 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

Let’s not go crazy. These “movers and shakers” are part of the irrelevant Travis County GOP and random ass conspiracy theorists. Not anyone of actual note in Austin.

That’s for sure. The only thing the Travis County GOPers can move is theIr bowels every now & then. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

irrelevant Travis County GOP and random ass conspiracy theorists

So... her constituents. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9356]

Her lump is turning into the Batman logo.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[atomheartbevo 89810]

Confirmed, 6pm, September 30, she will be in a forum with her rivals.  We should have a watch party.

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/politics/vote-texas/austin-city-council-candidates-2020-forums/269-32bba9f6-2be0-4827-bec8-0b894744b916

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[phdhorn 6224]

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Good habits to engage in during a pandemic.  I'm sure a disaster scientist can chime in.

 

"Giving a great speech?"  LOL, well i guess if nobody else would say it.

But no, there was one tremendous part:  "Thank you." <ends speech>

[atomheartbevo 89810]

 

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[Guest Lobo]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Got nothing against her.  But was wildly inappropriate of her to make up Kuato in blackface for her knee/yardsign photo.  

Edited September 17, 2020 by Lobo

[Hagbard Celine 10930]

"They’re eye catching and on point."

What point?

[Js1 85587]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"They’re eye catching and on point."

What point?

The exclamation point 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

What point?

That's her name, allegedly. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1263]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

She going to get chiggers.  That lawn is a sweet combination of neglected St. Augustine, dollarweed, crabgrass and clover.

[phdhorn 6224]

nm34, barf.

Edited September 17, 2020 by phdhorn

[Bozo_Casanova 26570]

5 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

She going to get chiggers.  That lawn is a sweet combination of neglected St. Augustine, dollarweed, crabgrass and clover.

I'm a big fan of clover. It fixes nitrogen to the soil. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm a big fan of clover. It fixes nitrogen to the soil. 

[demos 3011]

That lawn is a sweet combination of neglected St. Augustine, dollarweed, crabgrass and clover.

Sounds like my lawn which would typically be dead by now but is not thanks to all the rain.

[atomheartbevo 89810]

I think you better hope that the people you're shaking hands with don't have covid?

[Armybrat 40918]

On 9/17/2020 at 7:28 AM, Cousin Strawberry said:

She going to get chiggers.  That lawn is a sweet combination of neglected St. Augustine, dollarweed, crabgrass and clover.

Chiggers wouldn’t suck that Lyin’ disease carrier.

Edited September 18, 2020 by Armybrat

[El Diablo 4232]

Or they become a vector for whatever blood borne illnesses she carries. 

[mchookem 16402]

her name came up in a conversation re: the elections on my neighborhood ND, someone posted she was a 'legit nut' and suggested people 'dig into her background...she doesn't belong in any elected position' heh

so which one of you was it?  😋

it does have the most likes of any post in the thread lol

[El Diablo 4232]

Too bad somebody can't steer her towards that comment. 

[skittlebrau 474]

I don’t think she’s going to be doing any more fitness model work any time soon.

 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

What was the event?  Overnight custodians' shift?  Must be 8 people in there!  

[Deej 76941]

9 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

I don’t think she’s going to be doing any more fitness model work any time soon.

 

 

Seems to be spending her campaign money on food. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26570]

Curious where that even was. I see those Dorian Chavez signs. He’s Cedar Park.

[atomheartbevo 89810]

49 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

What was the event?  Overnight custodians' shift?  Must be 8 people in there!  

Not even custodians, it was the the janitors.   

[elguapo 4586]

I saw her in the flesh up in Cedar Park this weekend hanging out with the local city council nutjobs

 

[atomheartbevo 89810]

She better not bitch if we have to shut back down this fall.

 

[atomheartbevo 89810]

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

I saw her in the flesh up in Cedar Park this weekend hanging out with the local city council nutjobs

 

Yeah, hanging in CP

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

What did Tim's hat say that she had to censor it? 

"Cam lives matter?"

[hookemATL 11912]

I believe there is a 100% correlation between serial killer rapists and guys that tuck their t-shirts into jeans sans belt.  What a fucking goober.

[crash_davis 23115]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Seems to be spending her campaign money on food. 

both tacos

[Foggy Notion 1202]

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What did Tim's hat say that she had to censor it? 

"Cam lives matter?"

It’s a Trump MAGA hat. Not sure why she would blur it out.

 

[tbone_ 14169]

I don’t think she’s going to be doing any more fitness model work any time soon.
 
 

Working towards a better quality of life for everyone huh? Name one specific thing you’ve ever done or ever could do to make even one persons life even one click better.

[Orange&White 5539]

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Working towards a better quality of life for everyone huh? Name one specific thing you’ve ever done or ever could do to make even one persons life even one click better.

Jump off a bridge?

[tbone_ 14169]

That was easier than I thought.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

both tacos

[NeverMarryAStripper 21930]

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Working towards a better quality of life for everyone huh? Name one specific thing you’ve ever done or ever could do to make even one persons life even one click better.

She did help some guys fap for a period of time.  Not me, but some guys.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21930]

Fucking DP

Edited September 22, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[NeverMarryAStripper 21930]

Fucking TP

Edited September 22, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[B00M 6467]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fucking DP

No way. Not with you or anyone else.

[Blotto 23580]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No way. Not with you or anyone else.

So I guess the TP is out of the question as well then.

[Braff Zacklin 13665]

Buncha prudes up in this thread.

Give the man his DP, @Cheeseweasel.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Braff Zacklin

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

36 minutes ago, Blotto said:

So I guess the TP is out of the question as well then.

DVDA is the new TP