Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Wally Pryor 5,388]

In addition to weaseling on his debts Flannigan could be accused of tax evasion along with child molestation and he'd still walk with ease to re-election if Kelly is going to be the only real opposition.

Jesus. 

Edited October 8, 2020 by Wally Pryor

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4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I finally found a job titled "Emergency Management Technician".  It requires a DoD security clearance:
https://www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=988d6b71f0794edb&q=Emergency+Management+Technician&tk=1ek4gsr7m34uc000&from=web&vjs=3

And 5-10 minutes of digging by somebody checking for said security clearance would turn up her old stuff, which would work against said clearance.

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56 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Jesus

Wouldn't stand a chance in today's political world.

[Deej 77,677]

 

[mulletpelini 5,220]

challenger on the right reminds me of Nancy Travis.  Would.

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This is a little sad.  

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

Her daughter was quoted as saying "Is this going to be my new daddy like the other 43 men you've introduced me to over the last few years?"

[hullabelew 3,730]

Incumbent challenger? Ok.  Plus, she had to do this early in the day so she could get her poor kid back to her legal guardian.  

[SHOOTER12 8,883]

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is a little sad.  

 

There's that dress again.

[Js1 87,009]

31 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

Incumbent challenger? Ok.  Plus, she had to do this early in the day so she could get her poor kid back to her legal guardian.  

Using my kid as a campaign prop to take back Austin! 

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I wasn't talking about her daughter, was more about "this is your meet and greet?"

I kind of expected more people.

[phdhorn 6,225]

Well, at least she was great in The Jewel of the Nile!

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Edited October 13, 2020 by phdhorn

[RDCanecutter 26,858]

I like the TRON font. Makes me wanna go play some Galaga.

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Why?  Red dress, or the fact that she keeps referring to an incumbent as a “challenger “?

In order to have a meet and greet, you need voters to meet and greet, not your opponent.

[MissingInAction 25,501]

I've been wearing the same sweats for 10 days so I cant really judge her apparel choices.

[TexasEd 8,248]

Saw a bunch of signs off Spicewood road.  

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I've been wearing the same sweats for 10 days so I cant really judge her apparel choices.

During the first month of AISD's virtual learnin', sometimes my kids wore the same clothes multiple days in a row.  Or as I like to call them, "school uniforms".

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She's upping her game.  Maybe some of her campaign funds went into this.

 

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Gee Mackenzie, did you somehow think the Williamson County Republican Leaders had a dilemma on choosing between you or the gay guy?  Was this ever in doubt?

[Braff Zacklin 13,675]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Bottom line is that she is very stupid and I cannot believe someone with her mental capacity is running for office, any office. She doesn’t even have the awareness to know her limitations.

 

[El Diablo 4,232]

No Loneball Armstrong endorsement? 

[hullabelew 3,730]

11 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Why?  Red dress, or the fact that she keeps referring to an incumbent as a “challenger “?

Yep.  Incumbent isn't the challenger.  Stupid whore she is.  

[Deej 77,677]

She only has another week of fitting in that dress.

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

She only has another week of fitting in that dress.

We'll see it again in 4 years.

[Armybrat 41,335]

12 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yeah. It’s just odd that she refers to the incumbent, the one SHE is challenging, as the challenger. He’s not the challenger. She is. He is the incumbent, or “champion” if you will. She is the challenger. 

Bottom line is that she is very stupid and I cannot believe someone with her mental capacity is running for office, any office. She doesn’t even have the awareness to know her limitations. It would be sad if it weren’t so damn entertaining. 

Harvard entrance standards have really taken a hit recently.

[Armybrat 41,335]

10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yeah, I would think Republicans would want Dr. Jen. 

Well, the Wilco reps are still backing Choady.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

She only has another week of fitting in that dress.

[Pasken 1,310]

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,337]

 

Did she try to select a picture based on how much she looked like Satan, or was that just accidental?

[Armybrat 41,335]

What happened to her previous claims of  “longtime service” with the Round Rock Fire Epartment?

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

15 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

Did she try to select a picture based on how much she looked like Satan, or was that just accidental?

It would explain the red dress...

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,108]

4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

"Some uncollege courses taken at Austin Community College, American Military University and Harvard University Extension School."

 

Uncollege?  That's a new one.

[Js1 87,009]

26 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

36 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

Did she try to select a picture based on how much she looked like Satan, or was that just accidental?

Damn that pic really accentuates the horn 

[strangulation! 1,716]

28 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Uncollege?  That's a new one.

maybe the most honest thing she's ever said

[Armybrat 41,335]

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Damn that pic really accentuates the horn 

That really isn’t a horn...

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

43 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Uncollege?  That's a new one.

My MIL went to an uncollegest when she had cancer, so this hits close to home.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,949]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

 

That might earn a B-. If it was her daughter’s work.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,712]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

 

Odd to highlight education with programs that don't require admission and it's uncertain if a class was even completed. But I guess it's tough to stop your education listing with high school.

I never think that having a degree means that you're smarter than someone, or will be better at whatever job. However the degree/cert can show commitment to completing something of importance. The lack of some type of certification or degree makes you question whether someone can see something to the end. 

And while 8 years as a volunteer firefighter may be commendable, how is that a qualification on its own? 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,475]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

What happened to her previous claims of  “longtime service” with the Round Rock Fire Epartment?

She had an administrative job with Round Rock Fire.  She wasn't a firefighter there.  And I don't think she was actually there for very long.  Shocking I know.  

She was also skinny when I met her back in 2005/6.  The fat, the lump, and the tits all came later.  

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2 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Uncollege?  That's a new one.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Odd to highlight education with programs that don't require admission and it's uncertain if a class was even completed. But I guess it's tough to stop your education listing with high school.

I never think that having a degree means that you're smarter than someone, or will be better at whatever job. However the degree/cert can show commitment to completing something of importance. The lack of some type of certification or degree makes you question whether someone can see something to the end. 

I'm in the midst of looking at other careers, and decided to take a few classes at ACC, to see if I would be interested.  I spent a lot of time in the course catalog and in emails to ACC and UT making sure they'd transfer back to UT.  

I didn't really look at the stuff that wouldn't transfer, but from what I saw, the only classes that ACC has, that maybe falls into her "uncollege" category, are the adult continuing education ones that seem like they are geared towards bored senior citizens, etc., and then the short ones (8-12 weeks or less) that are geared towards those certifications they have, and that are not worth any credits anywhere else.  

UT has similar online programs, under their "boot camp" programs or whatever - not actual degrees or anything, just a piece of paper that shows you took some classes and gave them some money.  I'm betting that Harvard Extensions thing is the same thing.

My guess is that she took some "uncollege" classes at ACC towards one of those little certifications, and decided not to complete the program, but she wants to mention that she went to ACC.   Which is sad, because from what I saw, some of those "certifications" are done in a semester or two.

[RamjetFDO 10,642]

Uncollege?  That's a new one.

Interesting - https://wikipedia.org/wiki/UnCollege

UnCollege is a social movement that aims to change the notion that going to college is the only path to success. UnCollege was founded by Dale J. Stephens in 2011.

What was the name of that guy running that weird "guidance counselor" gig she was pimping awhile back?

You remember... she started and never did anything with it beyond sitting in some presentation seminars and getting a pyramid scheme website.

[Eskimohorn 5,677]

Westwood HS Class of ‘05? That would put her south of 35. She looks like she’s pushing 50.

[El Diablo 4,232]

Contituancy. I don't know what that is but she says she's going to engage it. Camwhore code word? 

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Contituancy. I don't know what that is but she says she's going to engage it. Camwhore code word? 

Can you use it in a sentence, please?  

Yes..."Is you is, or is you ain't my Contituancy?" 

 

[El Diablo 4,232]

Heh. Heheh. Hey, Beavis, she said "tit". Like knockers. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,712]

10 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Interesting - https://wikipedia.org/wiki/UnCollege
 

 

I’m all for people finding unique paths to success or leadership, but people should demonstrate some combination of education or experience to get the job. I wouldn’t have faith in the uncollege or unexperienced person being able to actually get something done. Easy to say we need to fix X.  Do you know how to fix it? Or work with depts that have budgets? 

[Armybrat 41,335]

34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m all for people finding unique paths to success or leadership, but people should demonstrate some combination of education or experience to get the job. I wouldn’t have faith in the uncollege or unexperienced person being able to actually get something done. Easy to say we need to fix X.  Do you know how to fix it? Or work with depts that have budgets? 

Of course she knows how to fix it..... by worming her way into an event and grabbing a microphone to spew platitudes to post on the Internet.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,108]

18 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

Interesting - https://wikipedia.org/wiki/UnCollege



What was the name of that guy running that weird "guidance counselor" gig she was pimping awhile back?

You remember... she started and never did anything with it beyond sitting in some presentation seminars and getting a pyramid scheme website.
 

 

Probably not a good idea for her to use that term, if it was even intentional.  Uncollege changed its name to "Year on" and is focused on gap year programs and transition programs for college dropouts.

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1 hour ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Probably not a good idea for her to use that term, if it was even intentional.  Uncollege changed its name to "Year on" and is focused on gap year programs and transition programs for college dropouts.

If she had actually finished whatever the fuck it was she was doing through the online Harvard Extension program thing, I think we'd be hearing all about it.

And "American Military University", that's another version of the University of Phoenix stuff.  It's fine if people have the actual experience and competence, and just need the piece of paper, and actually do everything involved.  But she's bounced between three programs, and unless she reveals otherwise, it looks like she was not trying to get a degree, and did not bother even knocking out a certification.

Looking at her record, it's like "why didn't she just go to aggy, or start taking online aggy classes?"  Hell, ACC has some kind of pipeline with aggy, 

 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,108]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If she had actually finished whatever the fuck it was she was doing through the online Harvard Extension program thing, I think we'd be hearing all about it.

And "American Military University", that's another version of the University of Phoenix stuff.  It's fine if people have the actual experience and competence, and just need the piece of paper, and actually do everything involved.  But she's bounced between three programs, and unless she reveals otherwise, it looks like she was not trying to get a degree, and did not bother even knocking out a certification.

Looking at her record, it's like "why didn't she just go to aggy, or start taking online aggy classes?"  Hell, ACC has some kind of pipeline with aggy, 

 

She could have gone to Blinn and become a listeria management tech.