Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Guest Lobo]

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I assume that's her campaign slogan

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

Maybe there should be a comma or exclamation point?

Fuck, 2020

FUCK! 2020

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe there should be a comma or exclamation point?

Fuck, 2020

FUCK! 2020

How the fuck am I supposed to know how your optometrist writes out your prescriptions?  

[Pasken 1309]

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Edited October 22, 2020 by Pasken

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How the fuck am I supposed to know how your optometrist writes out your prescriptions?  

[TexasEd 8054]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was weird seeing her ad on TV, right?   I mean, this is real life.  

Fucking 2020.

 

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

[TexasEd 8054]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

I was thinking of 2020 as a quantity and not a year.

[texasdago 7544]

May I just point out that one of the gentlemen in that brain trust has a popsocket on his phone?  

Carry on...

[atomheartbevo 89275]

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

The TxTow thing was odd, because we didn't know he was the one doing that shit until the very end.

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

[TexasEd 8054]

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

May I just point out that one of the gentlemen in that brain trust has a popsocket on his phone?  

Carry on...

Must be the one playing the part of Mr Fantastic (Elastic man) in their Fantastic Four group.  No neck is the Thing. If only FitLump was actually invisible.

[RamjetFDO 10550]

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

 

Choo Choo muthafucka!

 

Edited October 22, 2020 by RamjetFDO
Bert made me do it.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

Citizen Police Academy Grads Stand Up!

 

[drt 637]

If that’s not attention horsing that will induce an eye roll...well, fuck. 

[The University 850]

believe what you want to believe, but it's crystal clear that group at the table was the true brain trust behind stuxnet.

[RamjetFDO 10550]

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

[Pasken 1309]

9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

She could win.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

20 minutes ago, Pasken said:

She could win.

[Deej 76291]

35 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

I thought you had to pay tokens for her to appear on your screen? 

[Brisketexan 104093]

I thought you had to pay tokens for her to appear on your screen? 

.....mmmmaaaybe....

[Gatorubet 29914]

 
 
Choo Choo muthafucka!
 

You’re name’s Choo-choo...’cause you liked trains?

[mulletpelini 5206]

So the only difference now is you go into the booth and pull a lever......

holy shit its exactly the same.

[Hagbard Celine 10593]

surly someone knows this texas tribune reporter, and can make her aware of fitlump after the election is over, in the event lump wipes down her breadcrumbs....

https://www.texastribune.org/about/staff/jolie-mccullough/

[Pasken 1309]

New Campaign finance report out: http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=349328

 

[SHOOTER12 8769]

35 minutes ago, Pasken said:

New Campaign finance report out: http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=349328

 

So what's the contributor amount limit where she puts out?

[BradInATX 9208]

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

[Continental Op 3934]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

Occupation:  Retired Thirsty Old Guy

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Oh snap, she got the much sought-after Jimbo Cotton endorsement. 

This changes everything.

I know Jimbo and this doesn't really surprise me.

 

[MissingInAction 24679]

I just gave her a grand because I hate humanity. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3789]

15 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So what's the contributor amount limit where she puts out?

$3.50 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I just gave her a grand because I hate humanity. 

some men just wanna watch NW Austin burn.  

[atomheartbevo 89275]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

some men just wanna watch NW Austin burn.  

[atomheartbevo 89275]

She's been great for something

 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL

 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

Well MacKenzie, she had people trying to make it easy for her, not harder.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

She was on Fox 7 at 5 and 6 tonight, and none of us caught it.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

There's a gutter joke here somewhere

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL
 

She did not fucking wear her Harvard shirt to Cambridge.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

Yes, because he's an incumbent.  If you were to become an incumbent, you would get a shitload of money from developers.  That won't happen, but you go dream, you!  And btw, you only received $5,000, because they don't think you will win, but are covering their bases if you somehow pull off something crazy.

 

Edited October 29, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 89275]

She doesn't understand that this is Texas, and Austin, and that poster will make people want to vote for him, because that's a better looking poster of him than anything else he's put out.

 

[demos 2979]

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL
 

Maybe he’s not as stupid as he appears.

[atomheartbevo 89275]

1 minute ago, demos said:

Maybe he’s not as stupid as he appears.

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

WTF, she's running for office, and in the final week, and her hubby takes a vacation, LOL

 

Not as much as he's missing your tons, Mackenzie.

[Guest Lobo]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

 

she’s on Fox News Austin right now. 

[Anastasis 23269]

What a world. 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

So when does TxTow get out, and run for office?

[MissingInAction 24679]

This cunt is the nail in the 2020 coffin.... I hope.

[Deej 76291]

16 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Not as much as he's missing your tons, Mackenzie.

He's thinking of her while some dude NowThis's him. 

[atomheartbevo 89275]

Intersting photo they used - went with the blue dress

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/five-austin-city-council-seats-up-for-grabs-here-are-all-of-the-candidates/

Spoiler

 

I wish Ms. Fuentes was running in my district, not just because she's a UT grad.