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Posted
6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I assume that's her campaign slogan

Because you need glasses to fuck her?  

Posted
Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe there should be a comma or exclamation point?

Fuck, 2020

FUCK! 2020

How the fuck am I supposed to know how your optometrist writes out your prescriptions?  

Posted
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was weird seeing her ad on TV, right?   I mean, this is real life.  

Fucking 2020.

 

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

how does this compare to the TxTow thing?  Not quite as cringeworthy but kinda close.

The TxTow thing was odd, because we didn't know he was the one doing that shit until the very end.

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

Posted
1 hour ago, texasdago said:

May I just point out that one of the gentlemen in that brain trust has a popsocket on his phone?  

Carry on...

Must be the one playing the part of Mr Fantastic (Elastic man) in their Fantastic Four group.  No neck is the Thing. If only FitLump was actually invisible.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With this, we are watching this train wreck in slow motion, with a train that is clearly labeled "Fitlump" as it slowly? careens down the track.

 

Choo Choo muthafucka!

 

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Bert made me do it.
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Posted
9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

She could win.

Posted
35 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fuuuuuu... I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, when a lump commercial plays on my TV.

I feel violated. I demand reparations.

I thought you had to pay tokens for her to appear on your screen? 

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Posted
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I just gave her a grand because I hate humanity. 

some men just wanna watch NW Austin burn.  

Posted (edited)

Yes, because he's an incumbent.  If you were to become an incumbent, you would get a shitload of money from developers.  That won't happen, but you go dream, you!  And btw, you only received $5,000, because they don't think you will win, but are covering their bases if you somehow pull off something crazy.

 

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