Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[skittlebrau 474]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yes there is. To get people of her ilk to think twice about wasting people’s time, money and resources. And to keep the attention whore from begging for our attention. It serves a lot of people’s purposes, particularly Dr. Jen. 

 

That's fair. I wasn't thinking of Dr Jen. I think there's some fear that it can be sold as a redemption story that would backfire on whoever brings it up.

[TexasEd 8,077]

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

You know, when you lay out her CV like that, I think I'm gonna donate to her campaign today.  Which should roll up nicely into her legal defense fund.  

I hope she wins because 2020 and I live outside Austin.

[atomheartbevo 89,816]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The cam girl poses?  Flanigan is dumb for not exploiting that. 

1 hour ago, skittlebrau said:

That's fair. I wasn't thinking of Dr Jen. I think there's some fear that it can be sold as a redemption story that would backfire on whoever brings it up.

What skittlebrau said.   On the one hand, she should be called out for trying to pretend to be something her past shows she is clearly not, and she has done plenty of shit that is questionable, even outside of the nudes.  On the other, many in the media are leery about something like that.

But you know what Dr. Beeper?  She's done enough current questionable shit, that isn't being called out - like shoutouts to those fucking qanon nutcases.  That plays well on TexAgs and among the Alex Jones crowd, but embracing batshittery is fair game.

Even worse - she sold herself as a disaster scientist, and we are in the middle of the largest pandemic in our lifetimes, and she's constantly flouting guidelines that she should be educating people about.

I love the idea that she is wrapped up in this little brew-haha from that photo, that is amusing.

But I would absolutely love to see the Lance Armstrong and Romeo Rose stuff come up.  That is so Austin.

[TexasEd 8,077]

3 hours ago, Pasken said:

She can if it goes to a runoff. I wouldn't have thought so a year ago but that was before the police issue and the lack of drug treatment, mental health facilities and rising wage gap is increasing the number of homeless people in US cities daily. Really 2 issues that are in a lot of ways problems due to laws outside of austin's control. It's really annoying to see people put it all on city council.

 

Also, this thread makes it clear I should probably never run for city council myself. You guys are tough. 

We'll get the surly support behind you.

[atomheartbevo 89,816]

From 7 years ago, lol.

[El Diablo 4,232]

Who was the sucker that paid for them hideous knobs of hers anyway? On the one hand I kinda think that guy needs to be sanctioned somehow and then on the other hand boobs. Bitch fucks up shit that should be simple, gotdammer. 

[Godzillatron 292]

The cam girl poses?  Flanigan is dumb for not exploiting that. 

Of she somehow makes a runoff it will come out.

[DougHdTx1968 37]

This fucking cunt

 

[DougHdTx1968 37]

6 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The cam girl poses?  Flanigan is dumb for not exploiting that. 

Jimmy is smart enough to avoid alienating his LGBTQ+ base by shaming sex workers.

[tx 3 putt 77,513]

human garbage 

[atomheartbevo 89,816]

HAHAHA, more coming out about it, and the news is covering it, and nobody mentions FL being in it.  She must be sad about that.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-officers-criticized-on-social-media-for-posing-in-photo-that-appears-to-include-white-supremacists/

 

[Deej 76,944]

14 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The cam girl poses?  Flanigan is dumb for not exploiting that. 

Just a single mother trying to earn a living supporting the child she doesn't have custody of. You people are monsters. 

[Guest Lobo]

Fitting for 2020 that she's the Family Values candidate.  I still think she makes a runoff with Flanigan.  Because, again...2020. 

When is the runoff date again?  8 or 15 December, right?  

[TexArcher 38,075]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

From 7 years ago, lol.

Calling a cam girl a social media expert is like calling a hooker a tension relief speciaist.

[Sawbonz 27,594]

On 10/29/2020 at 5:07 PM, TexasEd said:

What has she done to hurt anyone that didn't deserve it other than her daughter?

 

Her lack of self awareness is up there with Gabrielle Nestande but she hasn't run over anyone drunk driving yet.

I may be mistaken but I believe she stole her grandmother’s car

[Js1 85,600]

9 hours ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

This fucking cunt

 

Which one is the cunt?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Which one is the cunt?

Choose your own adventure.

[Guest Lobo]

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Which one is the cunt?

You know why they call her the cunt, don't you? 

'Cause that's the sound she makes when you kick her. 

[atomheartbevo 89,816]

How did nobody post this?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Lumpman!

[Deej 76,944]

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How did nobody post this?

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,415]

I would still let her blow me.  She would work hard at it for the attention.  

[Victorious1 166]

2 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I would still let her blow me.  She would work hard at it for the attention.  

"Blows for Votes" campaign?  It could work...

[Guest Lobo]

Surly Poles, Lumpy Holes?  Get to the Polls.  

[RDCanecutter 26,475]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Fitting for 2020 that she's the Family Values candidate.

Part of value is knowing the price people will pay for noods.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,358]

Who was the sucker that paid for them hideous knobs of hers anyway? On the one hand I kinda think that guy needs to be sanctioned somehow and then on the other hand boobs. Bitch fucks up shit that should be simple, gotdammer. 

Had to have been Tommy Bahama, right? The old engineer who has a place off Volente she was always posting pics of her fishing/swimming at?@RamjetFDO did some quality 'shops of her fat ass jumping off the dock on the old site.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

44 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Had to have been Tommy Bahama, right? The old engineer who has a place off Volente she was always posting pics of her fishing/swimming at?@RamjetFDO did some quality 'shops of her fat ass jumping off the dock on the old site.

 

[Pasken 1,309]

Any guesses on percent of d6 voters? 

[RDCanecutter 26,475]

4 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Price of nudes of an ugly chick 40 pounds ago who willingly shared them and would again?  

Gotta go find my Zimbabwe dollars.

[Pasken 1,309]

WOW. Kelly is headed to a runoff. 35.92% of the vote to jimmy's 38%.

[Deej 76,944]

Fuckin' 2020.

[Pasken 1,309]

Someone who knows about the shitty things she has done (not the sex work stuff) and can talk about it on camera would make a big difference. Just saying. This person is crazy and doesn't belong in government. 

[tx 3 putt 77,513]

bawhwaahahahahahahahahaha

[Angry Gorilla 1,769]

Is her husband still on “vacation” during election night?

[Pasken 1,309]

[Wally Pryor 5,263]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

WOW. Kelly is headed to a runoff. 35.92% of the vote to jimmy's 38%.

Lulz.  Flannigan neck and neck with an unbridled nut job.

Great.

[Guest Lobo]

Anchorman meme...."I did not see that coming!" 

Serious question---when is the runoff?  Early December?  It's before the end of the calendar year, right?  

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1 hour ago, Pasken said:

WOW. Kelly is headed to a runoff. 35.92% of the vote to jimmy's 38%.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Fuckin' 2020.

 

[atomheartbevo 89,816]

Should thread be renamed to "Fitlump Has a Shot at The Austin City Council?"

[Pasken 1,309]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Anchorman meme...."I did not see that coming!" 

Serious question---when is the runoff?  Early December?  It's before the end of the calendar year, right?  

yea.

[Guest Lobo]

Thank you for the specific answer.  

[Pasken 1,309]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Thank you for the specific answer.  

You asked if it was early December and the answer is yes. Also, you could have googled it in the time it took you to write those posts. 

[Guest Lobo]

I couldnt' find a straight answer on there.  We all have ten windows open right now.  Shit's fucked up.  I'm terrified about the Trump results right now.  Sorry man, I'll log off and listen.  

[swraith 347]

Flannigan only leading by ~350 votes.  WTF.  2020 continues to set new lows.

[Hpara759 1,780]

3 hours ago, Pasken said:

WOW. Kelly is headed to a runoff. 35.92% of the vote to jimmy's 38%.

 

[Pasken 1,309]

9 minutes ago, swraith said:

Flannigan only leading by ~350 votes.  WTF.  2020 continues to set new lows.

He's ahead by almost 2500 votes.

[Newdoc 3,453]

3 hours ago, Pasken said:

This person is crazy and doesn't belong in government. 

You realize this statement could be broadly applied at all levels of our government?

[Wally Pryor 5,263]

3 hours ago, Pasken said:

Someone who knows about the shitty things she has done (not the sex work stuff) and can talk about it on camera would make a big difference. Just saying. This person is crazy and doesn't belong in government. 

Lulz.  Our entire council is a tribe of maniacal  lunatics.   Kelley would just be another notch in the belt.

[TexasEd 8,077]

I think we are doing her a discredit calling her fitlump in this thread.  We should be calling her Mackenzie Kelly so the google searches pick it up.