Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

How could you forget?!?!?!

[BigDHornfan 6514]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

How could you forget?!?!?!

bourbon

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, BigDHornfan said:

bourbon

[atomheartbevo 89277]

Wow, holy fuck.  Shit.

[RamjetFDO 10550]

 Were you the bait for Roman's Excellent Adventure?

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9264]

Holy +rep, batman. I'd forgotten about the text exchange w/ Roman. Tites and "will you lick my lump" killed me.

[BigDHornfan 6514]

Still his number.

[MissingInAction 24683]

Get him to show up at one of her rallies.

[Deej 76293]

22 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Holy +rep, batman. I'd forgotten about the text exchange w/ Roman. Tites and "will you lick my lump" killed me.

"All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just lick ya lump"

Edited November 17, 2020 by Deej

[MissingInAction 24683]

Did Roman send you a pic of his noodle or was that someone else catfishing him?

[BigDHornfan 6514]

thankfully that was someone else.

 

[Orange&White 5510]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Why does she insist of using photos of her that make her look like the bitchy, insecure girl from every 90's teen flick?  

Well her other options would be the ones that make her look like a whore, or the ones that make her look fat. Which do you think she'd choose?

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Well her other options would be the ones that make her look like a whore, or the ones that make her look fat. Which do you think she'd choose?

The one with the broken arm. 

[Wally Fairway 5500]

On 11/13/2020 at 1:08 PM, smokebomb said:

now that is a celebrity endorsement

not sure why there aren't billboards proclaiming supported by James Hong

[Gatorubet 29915]

What’s her Delta name?

“Custody”

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Get him to show up at one of her rallies.

[BigDHornfan 6514]

Roman has not responded.   I am sad.

 

[Jerry Callo 8634]

5 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Roman has not responded.   I am sad.

 

Who the hell is Roman?

ETA:  Those texts were funny as shit.

Edited November 17, 2020 by Jerry Callo

[BigDHornfan 6514]

Who the hell is Roman?
ETA:  Those texts were funny as shit.

You serious Clark?

Dis Roman

[BigDHornfan 6514]

Oh shit...

[futureman 22360]

8 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

You serious Clark?

Dis Roman

refresh some of us on the Roman genesis story?  I know it involves naoch but I don’t remember the details

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Oh shit...

Yes please. 

[BigDHornfan 6514]

[BigDHornfan 6514]

[BigDHornfan 6514]

[BigDHornfan 6514]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9264]

Roman is the thirstiest mf'er out there.

[SizzleChest 8275]

New avatar time.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

Well, gotta admit, when I opened this thread earlier, was expecting more tone-deaf shit on twitter.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

Wrong thread.

Edited November 17, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Pasken 1309]

I hate you guys for making me look up "dirty kitty" in Urban Dictionary.

[tbone_ 14016]

What did it say?

[Continental Op 3934]

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

[BearSchlong 8065]

Best thread every.

What @Continental Opsaid plus add in that Marjorie Taylor Greene nutcase.  You know she's a freak.

 

Edited November 18, 2020 by BearSchlong
What Continental OP said plus some

[CooterBrown 17806]

Scrolling thru my fb feed this morning, damn near spilled my coffee..
 

I’ve never seen a forehead part bangs before.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

[MissingInAction 24683]

I feel for the guy  a bit. Just a hard working honest man trying to get some.

Any money in the wreath fund we could puts towards a prossie for him?

Edited November 18, 2020 by MissingInAction

[El Diablo 4232]

He deserves better than Kelly, she'll be leading him around on a leash like some poor dog.

[Deej 76293]

2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

What starts here fucks the world. 

[Deej 76293]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I’ve never seen a forehead part bangs before.

 

[Deej 76293]

11 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Scrolling thru my fb feed this morning, damn near spilled my coffee..

 

 

[bluto 4853]

Holy fuck all we need to do is get TxTow out of prison, find Romeo Rose, find Jade, and find the preacher dude posing as a chick and this will be like the Surly edition of Avengers:Endgame.

Why you leaving out the Aggy equastrian chick and the emo-ish swan gal

[Jerry Callo 8634]

Who the fuck is Roman?
Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

I don't think Kelly is involved. It's surly catfishing Roman pretending to be Kelly. I think.

[MissingInAction 24683]

25 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

29 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Who the fuck is Roman?
Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

I don't think Kelly is involved. It's surly catfishing Roman pretending to be Kelly. I think.

Yep. Many moons ago a Shag poster, skipperj I think,  started getting random texts from Roman. Some woman gave him a fake number I guess. Skip ran with it and the rest is history.

[BearSchlong 8065]

Whatever happened to Skipperj?

Hes the whole reason I've spent 12 years with you people.

Came to the shag to drunkenly troll him and never left.

Wasn't roman at the same Dennys as Blake Gideon or am I mixing stories?

[Wally Fairway 5500]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Who the fuck is Roman?

Is Kelly a total whore?  How the fuck isn’t this leaked to the media?

a) Shaggy legend
b) likely, maybe more of an attention whore, as seen as a cam girl and the "I'm getting new tits" thread she started on Shaggy.....most likely she is more of a slut than a whore

[Hagbard Celine 10594]

the q people are going to end up here

[Continental Op 3934]

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Why you leaving out the Aggy equastrian chick and the emo-ish swan gal

We have to hold a thing or two back for Phase 2 of the Surly Cinematic Universe. 

[Zepol87 9129]

Holy shit. This is awesome. Just like old times

Add Ricky to the list of people we need to get together. 

Edited November 18, 2020 by Zepol87

[Lerka Lerka 1084]

Fukna, is this real life?  Great stroll down memory lane. 

Wasn't skipperj's profile pic the chick standing with surfboard or something like that?