Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[DougO 5256]

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 17, 2020 by DougO

[Guest Lobo]

27 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why “fitlump”?

I thought that was the name of the troll icon on the front of the truck in "Maximum Overdrive"  

[BradInATX 9208]

Proof you do.

Sorry who are you?

[markstanco 12612]

Sorry who are you?

Yea I know, not in CR where you hang out. Stay there.

[BradInATX 9208]

Cool. Well you got some of my attention that you were seeking. Can we go back to shitting on FitLump now?

[fakebusiness 129]

58 minutes ago, DougO said:

I think blueface is considered acceptable.

 

Everyone here would smash.

Edited December 17, 2020 by fakebusiness

[George 493]

20 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Cool. Well you got some of my attention that you were seeking. Can we go back to shitting on FitLump now?

I think she charges a little extra for that. 

[El Diablo 4232]

When she starts doing podcasts recapping ATX CC activity will she call it "Around The Horn"? 

[Underdog 28773]

6 hours ago, fakebusiness said:

Everyone here would smash.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Whoever wrote 2020 is lazy as fuck with these plot twists.

[smuggs 9353]

14 hours ago, NAVY said:

Fucking fitLump is being discussed on the local news. JFC 

Did Lance call in?

[Guest Lobo]

10 hours ago, DougO said:

I think blueface is considered acceptable.

 

I think she blue herself.  

[Orange&White 5539]

10 hours ago, fakebusiness said:

Everyone here would smash.

You mean with a fucking hammer, right? I wouldn't fuck that skank with your dick.

[HenryJames 66176]

Nice work fucking idiots.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Nice work fucking idiots.

[Pasken 1309]

So if Kelly is living with family in D6 because she can’t afford her own place, did we just elect a homeless person to council?

['stache 21871]

This is a thread title I never expected to see. What the fuck is wrong with you Austinites? This seriously happened? Did the opposing campaign not have access to her tit shots from Shaggy, the cam girl stuff, the fact that she's an alcoholic and absentee mother? I mean seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18577]

You know... we all made mistakes when we were younger. Perhaps Lump has turned over a new leaf? Maybe she's seen the error of her ways? This country loves a comeback story. And let's face it, there is no greater comeback story than a fake tit posting, alcoholic, absentee parent, Lance Armstrong clock choking, Harvard educated, Romeo Rose trolling, cam girl Faith posing, lingerie football playing, attention whoring, injury faking, shitting on the homeless, gamergating, plagiarizing, fake fire fighting, disaster sciencing, ripping off the elderly, physically deformed, pathological liar ascending to public office.

It's the gotdam American dream, a classic redemption story, and you guys are shitting all over her. She's an inspiration. If Lump can turn her life around, maybe there is hope for the rest of us? Maybe one day I will actually read an entire Randolph Duke post? Maybe Spider2Ybanana will have an insightful comment? Maybe futureman will stop trolling? Maybe Phlegm will make a coherent post? Maybe closetojumping will finally admit that he's Greg Davis? Maybe Katfid will stop judging people by the color of their skin instead of the content of their character? Maybe NowThis will come out of hiding? 

[BradInATX 9208]

11 minutes ago, Pasken said:

So if Kelly is living with family in D6 because she can’t afford her own place, did we just elect a homeless person to council?

Not anymore. She can afford a nice apartment in Riata on all of you Austinites' dime now!

[Wally Fairway 5587]

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is a thread title I never expected to see. What the fuck is wrong with you Austinites? This seriously happened? Did the opposing campaign not have access to her tit shots from Shaggy, the cam girl stuff, the fact that she's an alcoholic and absentee mother? I mean seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

runoff election - nobody cares enough to vote

[TKthunder2 4997]

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Not anymore. She can afford a nice apartment in Riata on all of you Austinites' dime now!

I don’t think Riata is in district 6 lol 

[BradInATX 9208]

13 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I don’t think Riata is in district 6 lol 

I think it is?

https://www.austintexas.gov/GIS/CouncilDistrictMap/

 

[Pasken 1309]

It'll be interesting to see how she uses the council message board and what comes of the inevitable FOIA requests for her text messages. 

[NorthLoop 14248]

I wonder if she'll use this as leverage to get her kid back (she won't, because she doesn't care, but humor me)

 

"Your honor, as you can see, I am a member of the Austin City Council" 

 

"UNFIT!" 

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

 

Did any of you assholes actually vote for her?

 

Fess up, motherfuckers.

 

 

edit to add: or who would have voted for her if you lived in her district?

 

Edited December 17, 2020 by High Plains Drifter

[Pasken 1309]

6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

edit to add: or who would have voted for her if you lived in her district?

 

Half the posters in here.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Half the posters in here.

 

bitches about how bad austin city council is. Votes for worst possible city council candidate.

 

[DallasHorn26 586]

I think blueface is considered acceptable.
 

This is a great resume photo.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

13 hours ago, DougO said:

I think blueface is considered acceptable.

 

But what about the Smurf's?

 

[TKthunder2 4997]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

I think it is?

https://www.austintexas.gov/GIS/CouncilDistrictMap/

 

Ha, got me, figured it was 7.

[Orange&White 5539]

26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

bitches about how bad austin city council is. Votes for worst possible city council candidate.

 

Why not? Everyone in Austin that bitches incessantly about affordability, turns around and votes yes for every fucking bond thrown at them and continually re-elects the same shitbags time and time again.

 

With that said, I didn't vote for Kelly, and couldn't anyway because I live in D10. Either way, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire because I actually know more about her than what is public and what is known on these boards and, as crazy as it may sound, she is actually even far worse of a person than she is portrayed here. Let that sink in.

 

What does it say about a person if the regulars at the Water Tank shun them?

 

 

[Armybrat 40913]

12 hours ago, George said:

I think she charges a little extra for that. 

She’s German?

[Armybrat 40913]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yes, yes I am!

[Armybrat 40913]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

This is a thread title I never expected to see. What the fuck is wrong with you Austinites? This seriously happened? Did the opposing campaign not have access to her tit shots from Shaggy, the cam girl stuff, the fact that she's an alcoholic and absentee mother? I mean seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

Keeping Austin weird.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Why not? Everyone in Austin that bitches incessantly about affordability, turns around and votes yes for every fucking bond thrown at them and continually re-elects the same shitbags time and time again.

 

With that said, I didn't vote for Kelly, and couldn't anyway because I live in D10. Either way, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire because I actually know more about her than what is public and what is known on these boards and, as crazy as it may sound, she is actually even far worse of a person than she is portrayed here. Let that sink in.

 

What does it say about a person if the regulars at the Water Tank shun them?

 

 

[Armybrat 40913]

38 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

bitches about how bad austin city council is. Votes for worst possible city council candidate.

 

That is a city-wide tradition.

[Armybrat 40913]

33 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

But what about the Smurf's?

 

 Boise State approves.

[Orange&White 5539]

3 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I can't get into it for various reasons, but as I recall, you know her personally as well?

[washparkhorn 9939]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

I can't get into it for various reasons, but as I recall, you know her personally as well?

 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

15 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I can't get into it for various reasons, but as I recall, you know her personally as well?

Not very well and not at a social level.  I know enough to know about her bullshit firefighting stories.    

[bolverk 29724]

57 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I can't get into it for various reasons, but as I recall, you know her personally as well?

I take this to mean you fucked around and found out.

[Orange&White 5539]

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I take this to mean you fucked around and found out.

Negative

[washparkhorn 9939]

43 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Not very well and not at a social level.  I know enough to know about her bullshit firefighting stories.    

I am sure she blames you for e-ve-ry-thing.

 

[Pasken 1309]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

I can't get into it for various reasons, but as I recall, you know her personally as well?

Romeo?

[tbone_ 14163]

This is a thread title I never expected to see. What the fuck is wrong with you Austinites? This seriously happened? Did the opposing campaign not have access to her tit shots from Shaggy, the cam girl stuff, the fact that she's an alcoholic and absentee mother? I mean seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

Don’t mean to cloak this up but seems to me the red bloods in Wilco have such a hard on for the right wing party line she spewed that it got this complete fucking vapid moron elected.

Guess that’s our world.

[Orange&White 5539]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Don’t mean to cloak this up but seems to me the red bloods in Wilco have such a hard on for the right wing party line she spewed that it got this complete fucking vapid moron elected.

Guess that’s our world.

She didn't beat Flannigan in the Wilco portion of the vote.

['stache 21871]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Keeping Austin gross weird.

fify

[Armybrat 40913]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

fify

Why not both?

[Orange&White 5539]

11 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Romeo?

I don't think Romeo could afford to live in D10 these days

[Armybrat 40913]

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Don’t mean to cloak this up but seems to me the red bloods in Wilco have such a hard on for the right wing party line she spewed that it got this complete fucking vapid moron elected.

Guess that’s our world.

Her opposition to the crazy city council homeless fiasco & “defund APD” is what got her elected. That is hardly a rightwing party line. Plenty of leftwingnuts around town don’t like that madness either.

Given that she is an inept empty dress fraud, nothing will change as far as the direction of the city policy goes.