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If I may make one suggestion, a "participant trophy" for "Disaster Scientist 2017 Olympiad"  or is that the purple thing?  

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39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

GDit, I looked everywhere but the there to find Bert.  

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8 hours ago, demos said:

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

Romeo Rose needs to be involved with this somehow.  And Alex Jones.

We really need Fitlump to bring up UFOs at a City Council meeting.  Or we could tweet at her about them or something.

Guest Lobo
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I know a storage closet in Norman, OK that has one already custom-made.   Previous owner’s wife wouldn’t let him pack it up for home when he retired.  

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"Dear City Council, 

I would like to encourage you to continue allowing people to harass and scream at FitLump.

Thank you."

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

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4 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

It's all a ploy to let her use her office as a permanent apartment for her and her kid. 

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On 5/18/2021 at 6:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Mackenzie, I would have turned out the fucking light if my kid was that tired. Also, her friends will mock her for this.

 

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

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43 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

The purse is unquestionably cheugy. 

(Caution: broad stereotyping about to commence) Battle lines between Zoomers and Millennials are heating up - as the millennials suffer mid-life crisis after mid-life crisis. 

Boomers bought a Porsche/cock extension.

Gen X'ers did not give a fuck and eased into cynical nihilism.

Millennials quiver in horror as they become the heirs apparent to Boomerism.

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

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26 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

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FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

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6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

4 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

2 hours ago, Deej said:

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

You know how bullfighters wave a red cape to get the bull's attention?

 

 

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