Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Guest Lobo]

The butt plug really ties the room together.  

[phdhorn 6224]

LOL at one of the things you put in (won't give it away).

one more wall accomplishment?

Edited May 20, 2021 by phdhorn

[Guest Lobo]

If I may make one suggestion, a "participant trophy" for "Disaster Scientist 2017 Olympiad"  or is that the purple thing?  

Edited May 20, 2021 by Lobo

[mchookem 16330]

it's like one of those 'find the objects' puzzles 🤣

[demos 3003]

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

[Armybrat 40839]

29 minutes ago, mchookem said:

it's like one of those 'find the objects' puzzles 🤣

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

[PantsTent 2002]

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

Next to the anal lube?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

[Underdog 28623]

On 5/18/2021 at 7:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Did she call in sick? Is this why her office is accomplishing so much? 

[Underdog 28623]

39 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

GDit, I looked everywhere but the there to find Bert.  

[phdhorn 6224]

55 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm not sure if I want to know what the Bert flavor of Pringles tastes like.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

GDit, I looked everywhere but the there to find Bert.  

[Underdog 28623]

That doesn't look like Bert.  Saw on FB that Pringles has a Baconator flavored chips.  Anyone try these? 

[atomheartbevo 89659]

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t see a Romeo Rose portrait displayed anywhere though.

It's there.  On the stack of books that she's never read.

ramjet:

[Deej 76768]

8 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Damn, I love Surly. 

[atomheartbevo 89659]

Just now, Deej said:

Damn, I love Surly. 

If we had a hall-of-fame forum to display the best stuff, that would be up there.

[atomheartbevo 89659]

8 hours ago, demos said:

After successfully getting an alien elected, Mackowiak is starting a UFO PAC

Romeo Rose needs to be involved with this somehow.  And Alex Jones.

We really need Fitlump to bring up UFOs at a City Council meeting.  Or we could tweet at her about them or something.

[tejas60 3533]

needs a clock on the wall with dicks for hands...

[Guest Lobo]

I know a storage closet in Norman, OK that has one already custom-made.   Previous owner’s wife wouldn’t let him pack it up for home when he retired.  

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Fucker. I thought for a second she actually had that Harvard shit on the wall. She would do it.

[SHOOTER12 8806]

Uggghhh, just saw the nasty lump on Fox news talking about the homeless problem in Austin.

[atomheartbevo 89659]

12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Uggghhh, just saw the nasty lump on Fox news talking about the homeless problem in Austin.

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

 

[Deej 76768]

"Dear City Council, 

I would like to encourage you to continue allowing people to harass and scream at FitLump.

Thank you."

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which one of you did this?

 

the metal pipe is a dead give away.  it's Jeff Gillooly

[Deej 76768]

It was a building maintenance guy yelling at her to get out of his way.

[Deej 76768]

Oh, and she was cool with having her supporters go after Flannigan in his car, right?

[atomheartbevo 89659]

20 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

the metal pipe is a dead give away.  it's Jeff Gillooly

[Wally Fairway 5547]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It gets better.  Or worse.  

Which one of you did this?

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

[Deej 76768]

4 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My guess is that it is all set up by Fitlump, to get her some attention! 

Would anyone here really be surprised?

It's all a ploy to let her use her office as a permanent apartment for her and her kid. 

[PhillyD 1257]

She's lying.

[mulletpelini 5211]

yeah really who took the picture?

[atomheartbevo 89659]

15 hours ago, PhillyD said:

She's lying.

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Chaz wannabes need to take a pipe to that wardrobe. 

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

[SHOOTER12 8806]

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

OK, I definitely missed something. WTF was that?

[washparkhorn 9939]

Hmmm . . .?

 

[SHOOTER12 8806]

On 5/18/2021 at 6:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Mackenzie, I would have turned out the fucking light if my kid was that tired. Also, her friends will mock her for this.

 

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

[Viper 12109]

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Hmmm . . .?

 

[Js1 85321]

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nah, she knocked the kid unconscious is what happened.

[elfenix 34238]

i'm sure that's not being added to a custody motion right now

[Deej 76768]

30 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Hmmm . . .?

 

Are we sure the person yelling at her never smoked meth?

[phdhorn 6224]

I thought that video was her stopping by a Surly happy hour.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is something not showing up?

Or are you talking about this video:

 

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

[washparkhorn 9939]

43 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

The purse is unquestionably cheugy. 

(Caution: broad stereotyping about to commence) Battle lines between Zoomers and Millennials are heating up - as the millennials suffer mid-life crisis after mid-life crisis. 

Boomers bought a Porsche/cock extension.

Gen X'ers did not give a fuck and eased into cynical nihilism.

Millennials quiver in horror as they become the heirs apparent to Boomerism.

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

[Armybrat 40839]

26 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

And Zoomers just want anyone older to die off so they can move forward to the future.

 

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

[Deej 76768]

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

[washparkhorn 9939]

28 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Zoomers are looking at their future camping around City Hall, the Town Lake trails, Ben White, and along downtown streets.

Future tiny house locations

 

[atomheartbevo 89659]

6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

I thought the red shit had been put out to pasture. 

4 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I believe the young 'uns would call that purse and her whole look in general "Cheugy."

2 hours ago, Deej said:

FitLump, to the person holding the phone:

"I'm going to talk a bunch of shit to them and when I give you the signal, start recording."

You know how bullfighters wave a red cape to get the bull's attention?

 

 

[mulletpelini 5211]

will someone please just help Faith the cam whore understand

[tx 3 putt 76934]

7 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I thought that video was her stopping by a Surly happy hour.

 

@MissingInAction isn't there hitting on here so it was NOT a surly happy hour

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

it is totally on-brand for the first post-rona year that lump is adler's biggest threat