Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[atomheartbevo 89277]

58 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

 they would run the other way if they knew what this board knows.

You could say that about a lot of groups in Austin.

Hell, that could be our new tagline.

[Armybrat 40608]

2 hours ago, demos said:

Wonder if P ever saw her camgirl show

Probably subscribed.

[Armybrat 40608]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Seems like we could arrange to drop some knowledge. 

Why? Let the regards hang themselves by her petards.

 

Edited June 4, 2021 by Armybrat

[Homercles 10205]

On 6/2/2021 at 7:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The past two weeks have seen her take her dress game to a new level.

 

[mulletpelini 5206]

On 6/1/2021 at 12:38 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Didn't make it past 0:19.  

Froze it. 

quitter, i made it to 1:26 before it froze

[Pasken 1309]

Looks like she missed work to join a cult in Florida:

https://clubforgrowthfoundation.org/fellowship/fellows-2021/

I'm guessing fellowship in the "Club for Growth Foundation" is recruiting young conservative politicians for national coordinated efforts. 

[Deej 76293]

They're gonna need a bigger closet for all those guys. 

[RPM 26143]

55 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Looks like she missed work to join a cult in Florida:

https://clubforgrowthfoundation.org/fellowship/fellows-2021/

I'm guessing fellowship in the "Club for Growth Foundation" is recruiting young conservative politicians for national coordinated efforts. 

"Serving Austin's elderly population is another passion of Kelly's" 

I guess selling stolen home care client info qualifies?

[Pasken 1309]

Just now, RPM said:

"Serving Austin's elderly population is another passion of Kelly's" 

I guess selling stolen home care client info qualifies?

Her entire bio could be fact checked to hell. 

[RPM 26143]

Just now, Pasken said:

Her entire bio could be fact checked to hell. 

Her Harvard education is missing.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

The red dress is back in the rotation

 

[demos 2979]

That dress needs to be put out to pasture or out of its misery. Not sure which.

[Wally Pryor 5217]

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The red dress is back in the rotation

 

When you have a rotation of 3 it never leaves. 

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Wonder if P ever saw her camgirl show

I wonder if she gave him a private show.

[RPM 26143]

22 hours ago, demos said:

That dress needs to be put out to pasture or out of its misery. Not sure which.

Those shoes are hideous. Guess it's hard to find stylish ones that fit a claw.

[demos 2979]

I think all of us have been way too influenced by Airplane nttatwwt

[Underdog 28359]

^ Well, cut her some slack, she just finished horsing around before the airport. 

[tx 3 putt 75826]

On 6/4/2021 at 1:47 PM, Pasken said:

Looks like she missed work to join a cult in Florida:

https://clubforgrowthfoundation.org/fellowship/fellows-2021/

I'm guessing fellowship in the "Club for Growth Foundation" is recruiting young conservative politicians for national coordinated efforts. 

 

she's humble, didn't even mention her time at Harvard !

[atomheartbevo 89277]

New dress maybe.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

Her campaign in a couple of tweets.  

[Jkwellborn 6608]

You know, I’ve been thinking. She probably thinks you dumbasses elected her because she showed you her tits.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

You know, I’ve been thinking. She probably thinks you dumbasses elected her because she showed you her tits.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

She now lives in the airport parking garage.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6569]

what a stupid bitch

[Deej 76293]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She now lives in the airport parking garage.

 

 

[Pasken 1309]

8 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

what a stupid bitch

I wouldn't talk that way about our next mayor. 

[demos 2979]

^

[washparkhorn 9926]

Does Amy know about surly's very own fitlump?

 

[Orange&White 5510]

Sounds like she does! I like her style!

Strangely, Macowiak seems to be friendly with her on her twitter.

Edited June 7, 2021 by Orange&White

[Shaggy3.0 1694]

On 6/3/2021 at 7:49 PM, Deej said:

Must have been a long night with Shaggy3.0.

It was.

 

We did.

 

Have ragerts.

 

 

[Armybrat 40608]

49 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

It was.

 

We did.

 

Have ragerts.

 

 

Did the Penicillin help?

[atomheartbevo 89277]

Another day, another dress.

 

[atomheartbevo 89277]

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Does Amy know about surly's very own fitlump?

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I bet they want to hear sex workers’ opinions on the homeless and public safety

[atomheartbevo 89277]

7 hours ago, Pasken said:

I wouldn't talk that way about our next mayor. 

And today was her first sponsored resolution, on the path to becoming our next mayor.

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Item 85

Approve a resolution directing the City Manager to engage in dialogue with Williamson, Travis, and Hays County and social service providers in these counties about homelessness-related opportunities of interest to the City and respective County, including real estate transactions and other mutual investments.

Sponsors: Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, Council Member Leslie Pool, Mayor Steve Adler, Council Member Ann Kitchen.

And the letter (in case it cuts off https://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=361857 )

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89277]

 

[Deej 76293]

Hunt them down and kill them.

[Orange&White 5510]

She just can’t quit us. Or attention whoring. Or lying. Or being ugly.

[SKJ 1298]

On 6/4/2021 at 3:33 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The red dress is back in the rotation

 

 

On 6/6/2021 at 2:53 PM, atomheartbevo said:

New dress maybe.

The lump... it is changing... it's moving,  or maybe it's spreading... it looks like it's becoming a fluid-filled hematoma...

Maybe someone could pop it back to the horn-like growth it used to be? 

[atomheartbevo 89277]

24 minutes ago, SKJ said:

The lump... it is changing... 

Yes it is.

 

 

[RPM 26143]

Hopefully she gets salmonella.

[After irth 1242]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

A few days ago, she was scared for her safety. Now she’s “strolling” around City Hall and playing with homeless pets. Right.....

[Bullneck 18892]

On 5/28/2021 at 10:02 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Working hard or hardly working?

 

It's almost like she's in the legislature.  When she finally does run, will she say "re-elect?"

[Deej 76293]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

Between his homeless owner and being handled by FitLump, that chicken is leading it's worst life ever. 

[Js1 84919]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes it is.

 

 

So some homeless dude asked her to hold his cock? I’m guessing not what she was expecting here. 

[Orange&White 5510]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Hopefully she gets salmonella.

Hopefully the chicken doesn't get herpes.

[justhookit 4174]

I’m too lazy to look for it in the thread but I’ve got someone here in town that lives in Austin but is unfamiliar with fitlump’s prior antics. Anyone have a link to a site or a post on this thread that details her exploits?

[StassneyHorn 6489]

24 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m too lazy to look for it in the thread but I’ve got someone here in town that lives in Austin but is unfamiliar with fitlump’s prior antics. Anyone have a link to a site or a post on this thread that details her exploits?

https://archive.is/ivW52

[jimmyjazz 45320]

Somebody alert PETA, that's animal abuse.

[atomheartbevo 89277]

So at the end of May, she went on Fox News, and there was a video of her being "confronted" by a homeless person, and got it spread nation-wide among FNC viewers that Austin was dangerous as hell and homeless people were stalking us everywhere.

A nation-wide audience got this:

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Austin, Texas City Council Member Mackenzie Kelly, who said she was harassed by homeless people near City Hall, raised safety concerns about the encampment in the area on "Fox & Friends First" on Thursday. 

"My biggest concern here is for safety," Kelly said. "These people [are] armed with machetes, they have metal pipes, they have sticks, walkie-talkies and they are wearing bullet proof vests." 

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"They have not only harassed me, but I have had city staff come into my office over the last several days thanking me for speaking out about it because they’re experiencing the same thing," she continued.

 

NowThis

 

[StassneyHorn 6489]

She blocked me on Twitter for posting her covered up pic that said “it’s not like I’m running for office” “hate you fucktards”. One person did see it and respond tho