Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Deej 76293]

A year ago, every single one of those people would have been calling the cops if FitLump was in their living room. 

[smuggs 9318]

On 6/14/2021 at 5:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

In case you couldn't see the photos, she's claiming that somebody is calling her a Nazi. 

 

 

Someone missed a golden opportunity to use the term "Knotzi" here.

[Underdog 28359]

Homeboy just to her left is clearly there for the gangbang. 

Edited June 16, 2021 by Underdog

[Deej 76293]

This guy just putting his jizz tissue on the sofa. 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26114]

21 hours ago, Godzillatron said:

Kelly showed up at a Brigid Shea campaign event tonight. I’d dare say she was the only Republican in attendance. Certainly the only R elected official.

She’s aligning the anti-everything right with the anti-everything left. There’s a real coalition to be built in defense of the status quo, and when nothing changes they win.

Edited June 16, 2021 by Bozo_Casanova

[MAUFRAIS 6569]

Hell yeah I’d vote for that.

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Anybody looking for an summer internship?

 

[Deej 76293]

I'm beginning to think we all died of COVID and this is Hell. 

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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She’s aligning the anti-everything right with the anti-everything left. There’s a real coalition to be built in defense of the status quo, and when nothing changes they win.

I think we need to form Surly Campaign Consultants (working name, we can do better and more subtle) and get involved in the campaign and social media biz.  We should get a piece of the pie from her future endeavors.

[tbone_ 14016]

You can have my piece of her pie. I’ll pass.

[Deej 76293]

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

You can have my piece of her pie. I’ll pass.

 

[atomheartbevo 89276]

Paging @RamjetFDO or @phdhorn

 

[Covri 6223]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think we need to form Surly Campaign Consultants (working name, we can do better and more subtle) and get involved in the campaign and social media biz.  We should get a piece of the pie from her future endeavors.

Surly Election Consultants and then we just chant S-E-C loudly over any opposition candidates trying to talk. Profit.

[Covri 6223]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paging @RamjetFDO or @phdhorn

 

Looks like she painted that with her leftover condiments from an Applebee’s to go order.

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Thought for a second she was trying to build something and wondering why there was a tenderizing mallet out there.

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[Shaggy3.0 1694]

On 6/14/2021 at 6:17 PM, Covri said:

I found this old shop of mine form the old days, I don’t even remember what the dude was briefly shaggy famous for lol. 

 

Come on man. We slippin or wut?  I'll take a stab at it.  I'm pretty sure this is UT frat dude who took a pic with Johnny 8Ball while he partied on campus.  Nice crop job tho.

 

 

Edited June 18, 2021 by Shaggy3.0

[Js1 84919]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow.......

[demos 2979]

Impeach her

[Deej 76293]

Forehead lump, animal-style. 

[NAVY 6735]

Mackenzie putting in work. Throwing candy at the Juneteenth parade 

[Guest Lobo]

Shut the Fucking ?.?. 

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58 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Mackenzie putting in work. Throwing candy at the Juneteenth parade 

Were people throwing beads at her?

[NAVY 6735]

Mayor, council members and other city peeps were all riding in big trucks chucking candy to the throngs of kids. 
 

I’ve been to many Austin Juneteenth parades and this one, by far, was the best attended. Huge turn out, spectators and parade participants. 
 

Heading to Rolands now for greens and ox tail. Hook’em 

 

 

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"YETI"

 

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She went from having one dress to probably a good dozen or so by now.

 

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[Deej 76293]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"YETI"

 

Guys in the stands have already scored more with her than Austin FC will score goals all season. 

[Deej 76293]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Whitest Juneteenth ever.

[washparkhorn 9926]

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

Shut the Fucking ?.?. 

https://www.southtxfordtrucksmafia.com/

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[NotActuallyALonghorn 4962]

On 6/16/2021 at 6:47 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I think we need to form Surly Campaign Consultants (working name, we can do better and more subtle) and get involved in the campaign and social media biz.  We should get a piece of the pie from her future endeavors.

Speaking for myself, I do not want a piece of her pie. YMMV.

[hullabelew 3698]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The Attention Whore could have really used her one of a kind battery-less battery powered drill to fix that properly.  

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Is that pic still on her Twitter?

[hullabelew 3698]

No idea.  Whore blocked me a long time ago when I praised her ability to heal broken bones.   Just can't please some people I guess.  

Edited June 23, 2021 by hullabelew

[bolverk 29148]

7 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

No idea.  Whore blocked me a long time ago when I praised her ability to heal broken bones.   Just can't please some people I guess.  

Wasn't it declared by the Supreme Court that if a politician used their private Twitter account as a political platform, then it was unconstitutional for them to block critics? You should sue her.

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[Guest Lobo]

Anybody follow her on Twitter?  I'm curious what she'll be saying tomorrow (Thursday between 5-7pm) since she was invited to the cool kids' table.  

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Wasn't it declared by the Supreme Court that if a politician used their private Twitter account as a political platform, then it was unconstitutional for them to block critics? You should sue her.

Pretty sure all of the surly crowd were blocked long before now.

[bolverk 29148]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Pretty sure all of the surly crowd were blocked long before now.

Not ALL of us. Atomheart sees them, as do I, since I've never interacted with her twat machine.

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Not ALL of us. Atomheart sees them, as do I, since I've never interacted with her twat machine.

Actually, my Twitter account isn’t blocked either. But, it got hacked and Twitter changed the password and I can’t get into my old email account. lol

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Not ALL of us. Atomheart sees them, as do I, since I've never interacted with her twat machine.

My main account was blocked, but people can log out of twitter, or just open up a new private window in their browser to see them.

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[Deej 76293]

She won the lottery finding a blind, gay man. She wouldn't have had a chance, otherwise.