Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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24 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Again with the damn Chuck Taylors.  

LOL,

She didn't have much clearance.

 

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

Who does she have that follows her around to take all these staged Twitter pics?

[Guest Lobo]

I wonder which undercarriage is more rotten?  

[Deej 76869]

She's having flashbacks to her lot lizard days. 

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24 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Who does she have that follows her around to take all these staged Twitter pics?

I am 100% it is some Council staffer living off even more of our taxes.

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*Sergeant

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10 hours ago, bolverk said:

So far, two known pedophiles, one known murderer, one known doper bicyclist with a single ball and clock, one known whatever-the-fuck Romeo Rose is, and a bunch of unknown assholes from the internet. 

She's got friends in low places.

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23 hours ago, EdwardCaesarhands said:

She claims to have an invisible disability, which requires her to bring her "emotional support daughter” to restaurants, bars, grocery stores, and hotels. 

Fify

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[Guest Lobo]

40 minutes ago, EdwardCaesarhands said:

Weird of her to say since she's the human version of an aborted lawn chair.  

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If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

[Guest Lobo]

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

[Deej 76869]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

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5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

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[EdwardCaesarhands 6]

On 7/3/2021 at 4:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

Do they accept MFC tokens?

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Like mother, like daughter.

 

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New dress

 

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She's writing commentaries that end up in print in the local newspaper

 

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Did they let her speak last night at Auditorium Shores?

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

On 6/29/2021 at 2:13 PM, Deej said:

She's having flashbacks to her lot lizard days. 

Way of the road, buddy.

[tbone_ 14136]

Fucking bizzarro world

[washparkhorn 9939]

Who are her media people? Nice job. 

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20 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Who are her media people? Nice job. 

As much as it pains me, I give her credit for listening to whoever they are, and for the opportunities they are getting her.

We are 6 months in or so and the wheels have yet to come off (although it was close with that Proud Boys photo).

It's probably good that we didn't have a betting pool going on this, as most of us would have already lost.

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9 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Who are her media people? Nice job. 

“Former firefighter Mackenzie Kelly”interviewed on KXAN   Bizarro world   

 

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She's got to be up to a dozen dresses at least by now.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Besides Fitlump and the serial-killer-to-be in the blue polo and eyeglasses...will any of those people even be alive to vote for John Carter in 2022?  

First rule of politics...find a base that'll be alive in 90 minutes to rally around you

 

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[Deej 76869]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

…the serial-killer-to-be in the blue polo and eyeglasses…

 

Do you mean Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer?

[Guest Lobo]

Damn, good observation.  That does kinda look a younger version of him.  Hard to believe he's got the second highest number of confirmed murders of any U.S. serial killer.  

It would be weird if the people you killed outnumbered the women you've bedded like 16:1.  But this kid and Gary are crushing it.  

She hangs out with the strangest blend of people.  

[mulletpelini 5214]

not too much of a stretch from Dennis Rader either.

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She's got to be up to a dozen dresses at least by now.

 

[washparkhorn 9939]

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

“Former firefighter Mackenzie Kelly”interviewed on KXAN   Bizarro world   

 

Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 

She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

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14 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

You misspelled sloot.

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6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 

She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

A lot of voters are filling her slot. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21208]

She'll always be a cam-whore to me. 

[hullabelew 3724]

On 6/29/2021 at 2:23 PM, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

it's greyed out--unplayable.  Based on the copyright, I assume it's some kind of talk radio bit.

She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9344]

She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  

Ahh yes, when she'd lie about going into "the studio" to broadcast her hour segment. In reality she was using a PC app and you could hear her cat in the background while she read random political shit from other websites.

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59 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She'll always be a cam-whore to me. 

She will always be that idiot who posted her new tits with the caption (something like) "why not, it's not like I'm running for office"
While I realize people can grow, mature and change; it is a huge WOW to think that she is actually an elected official on the Austin city council.
Also makes me wonder what ever happened to buddy of Derka who also posted here (and was also a cam-girl) - Ivy ???

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

2 hours ago, hullabelew said:

She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  

Ahh yes, when she'd lie about going into "the studio" to broadcast her hour segment. In reality she was using a PC app and you could hear her cat in the background while she read random political shit from other websites.

That's the one!  I could smell that apartment over the interwebs.  Cat shit, ammonia and magazine perfume samples. 

[Brisketexan 105186]

Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 
She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

This.

Y’all need to stop badmouthing our future governor.

[bolverk 29702]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

She will always be that idiot who posted her new tits with the caption (something like) "why not, it's not like I'm running for office"
While I realize people can grow, mature and change; it is a huge WOW to think that she is actually an elected official on the Austin city council.
Also makes me wonder what ever happened to buddy of Derka who also posted here (and was also a cam-girl) - Ivy ???

Ivy Snow. Pretty sure she's still in the business.

[jimmyjazz 46002]

What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?

She can embellish with the best of them, that's for sure.

[Jkwellborn 6715]

Ivy Snow. Pretty sure she's still in the business.

Why am I not surprised that you remember the name?

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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Why am I not surprised that you remember the name?

Why? I'm sure there's still quite a few people that use it to do their laundry.

[williemackgarza 1826]

She's got to be up to a dozen dresses at least by now.

 

Front right is ex wilco commissioner birkmann

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I loved her as Tangina in "Poltergeist."  Birkmann seems taller in real life.  

[BearMace 2206]

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

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48 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

 

the mark of the beast !