Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Underdog 28359]

9 hours ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

Headboard injury, she likes it doggy style and ruff. 

[DDD Dad 14132]

10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Front right is ex wilco commissioner 

She doesn't look anything like Jeff Tweedy.

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She summed up her move from unknown outside of Surly/Shaggy to her current situation in just a few seconds of video.

 

[washparkhorn 9926]

11 hours ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

I did a while back, but I included video of the of the office procedure to remove to mass (my mistake) and a mod nuked the post. 

I had a friend with a similar lump (lipoma/osteoma) on his forehead.  Other than a small scar (1/3 of an inch), the procedure takes less than 30 minutes. The forehead lump is not uncommon.

[C-Man 26880]

Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

Her pussy may have given him ball cancer.

Or maybe he thought nothing could kill him after that.

[Gatorubet 29914]

What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?

“Ride along”? Is that Texan for Hook and Ladder Company gang bang?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5329]

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

but I included video of the of the office procedure to remove to mass…

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21768]

4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

I did a while back, but I included video of the of the office procedure to remove to mass (my mistake) and a mod nuked the post. 

So was it an ISIS beheading video?

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She's on/will be on Fox 7

 

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That's one way to get a quick covid test

 

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Do you all have any questions you'd like to ask her tomorrow?

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

I'm sure he thought they were all really good decisions at the time.

Without the doping, he was still a beast of sorts. And he's admitted that some of what he did could have caused the cancer, or made it worse than it was.  

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[Deej 76291]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's one way to get a quick covid test

 

They immediately had to go toss that blood out. 

[Underdog 28359]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's one way to get a quick covid test

 

Dress looks familiar...  oh yeah... 

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Do you all have any questions you'd like to ask her tomorrow?

Can Immamac get her on the podcast?

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She wants to provide @RamjetFDO material for masterpieces.

 

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Wow, we could isolate her fairly easily from this photo

[Deej 76291]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

"I've laid out for no less than two or three cadet classes."

Fixed. 

[Orange&White 5510]

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, we could isolate her fairly easily from this photo

Would you say that it looks as though she is in a horse pasture?

[Deej 76291]

What hops. Her horn can pierce the sky.

[washparkhorn 9926]

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

What hops. Her horn can pierce the sky.

Seriously. What was her vertical when she blazed the way for female athletes to play American football. 

I am thinking a book tracking her achievements with those of Jim Thorpe might be a best seller for certain groups she currently represents. Like Thorpe, she has her detractors, but some of those will buy the book because of their love-hate relationship with the Councilwomanperson

All I need is a volunteer writer and illustrator. 

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archaic language removed

[RamjetFDO 10550]

One Ball.  One Lump. 

Two Narcissists. 

 

 

(One Bert)

 

[Deej 76291]

Terrifying. 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2355]

On 7/7/2021 at 12:26 PM, jimmyjazz said:

What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?

She can embellish with the best of them, that's for sure.

She was a volunteer with Jollyville Fire for a while.  She actually posted a picture on TOS that I was in from a joint FD training event that she "attended".  We she showed up at the end and didn't actually do any training but made the picture.  Imagine that.  

[skittlebrau 474]

On 7/3/2021 at 4:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

[Underdog 28359]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

"I've laid out for no less than two or three cadet classes."

Fixed. 

Was going to post the same thing. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9263]

Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

Reale's is solid. Now that she's got $75k a year coming in she can afford to eat at places nicer than the Water Tank and Anderson Mill Pub.

[skittlebrau 474]

The devil’s threesome of local politics.

 

[Radical Larry 28493]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Terrifying. 

 

 

[washparkhorn 9926]

Oh my . . . 

Did she kill a raccoon in her bathroom?  That had to have been one hell of a fight. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3789]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

What hops. Her horn can pierce the sky.

It must be filled with helium. 

[bolverk 29143]

Anyone got the old pic/gif of her doing a cannonball into the lake?

[tx 3 putt 75816]

56 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Anyone got the old pic/gif of her doing a cannonball into the lake?

 

the gif of her training for the female football team is much better 

[Chooky 13283]

19 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

One Ball.  One Lump. 

Doesn't matter.  Found Bert.

[Armybrat 40607]

21 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

22 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

Reale's is solid. Now that she's got $75k a year coming in she can afford to eat at places nicer than the Water Tank and Anderson Mill Pub.

They still allow her in the Water Tank?

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6 hours ago, Chooky said:

Doesn't matter.  Found Bert.

Damn, almost missed Bert.

[jimmyjazz 45316]

On 7/9/2021 at 3:45 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

On 7/9/2021 at 3:07 PM, skittlebrau said:

Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

Reale's is solid. 

We used to get their pizza quite often, trading off with Saccone's.  Need to go back.

[Wally Pryor 5217]

Was Saccone's where the biker hit occurred?   

[jimmyjazz 45316]

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Was Saccone's where the biker hit occurred?   

I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

[skittlebrau 474]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

They’re at 183 & Lake Creek now close to P Terry’s. Still pretty damn good.

[Eskimohorn 5581]

I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

Months prior to the fire, the Banditos had a member of the Hell’s Angels killed in the Saccone’s parking lot in front of his wife and kids. The shooter did it from 183.

Apparently the Hell’s Angels dude was recruiting in Texas.

[jimmyjazz 45316]

1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

Months prior to the fire, the Banditos had a member of the Hell’s Angels killed in the Saccone’s parking lot in front of his wife and kids. The shooter did it from 183.

Apparently the Hell’s Angels dude was recruiting in Texas.

That seems harsh.

[skittlebrau 474]

So I walk into Reale’s last night, look over at the bar, and don’t see MK for once. Then I see this tweet.

 

[Deej 76291]

I thought the Night Stalker died in prison.

She sure hangs out with a lot of serial killer-looking types. 

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12 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

So I walk into Reale’s last night, look over at the bar, and don’t see MK for once. Then I see this tweet.

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

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I kinda want to take some time and turn that into a movie poster for Idiocracy.

[mchookem 15695]

sooo...is Gino the owner of Reale's? 

*sigh*

[DalTxHornFan 3073]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"