Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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8 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

"Who's Afraid of Vagina Woof" by the great Edward Albeefucked

[South Austin 51,895]

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Lump. Big lump.

[Underdog 28,359]

41 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

She is so hideous looking. Her face is getting fatter and her teeth more yellow by the photo. 

Stop.  I can't possibly get any more erect.  

[Jkwellborn 6,608]

Please never compare anything of her with anything of Terri Garr. Terri Garr was a fucking knockout in Young Frankenstein.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Stop.  I can't possibly get any more erect.  

[Deej 76,291]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Stop.  I can't possibly get any more erect.  

"If your erection lasts more than four hours, please look at a picture of Fitlump." 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Lump. Big lump.

Is it wrong I read this in Long Duck Dong's voice? 

Edited July 12, 2021 by Lobo

[jimmyjazz 45,316]

56 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Please never compare anything of her with anything of Terri Garr. Terri Garr was a fucking knockout in Young Frankenstein.

76 YO Terri Garr with MS is more attractive than fitlump at her "peak".

[Moby Ric 2,058]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

Fits like a glove in Austin.

[Cajun 11,659]

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of Austin Texas"

Fify

Now it works just fine.

[South Austin 51,895]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is it wrong I read this in Long Duck Dong's voice? 

It would be wrong if you didn’t.

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42 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Fits like a glove in Austin.

30 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Fify

Now it works just fine.

If there was a "Beaumont or Austin?" thread, it would be a great entry

 

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On 7/11/2021 at 7:33 AM, skittlebrau said:

So I walk into Reale’s last night, look over at the bar, and don’t see MK for once. Then I see this tweet.

 

This tweet is unavailable.

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You fuckers unleashed the monster, she's getting all kinds of publicity

 

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Ummm...What are you all doing on twitter?  When I looked at her feed earlier, this was the promoted tweet.

 

[hornian 5,176]

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

Lump. Big lump.

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead on the city council 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,377]

I hate that I have to check this thread out of morbid curiosity and pray every time that it’s nothing too horrifying. 

[Guest Lobo]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hate that I have to check this thread out of morbid curiosity and pray every time that it’s nothing too horrifying. 

You know those finger cots we all had to use during the last year+ for myriad elections during Covid?  Studies show, 3 out of 5 of those have been inside FitLump.  

Edited July 13, 2021 by Lobo

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hate that I have to check this thread out of morbid curiosity and pray every time that it’s nothing too horrifying. 

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

[skittlebrau 474]

On 7/12/2021 at 7:03 PM, atomheartbevo said:

This tweet is unavailable.

Boo. It was here out drinking with one of the guys from Reale's.

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Our future mayor keeps adding to her clothing collection.

 

[Wally Fairway 5,500]

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

whitman would

[hornian 5,176]

24 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

whitman would

What? Hit it from the tower?

[washparkhorn 9,926]

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

I am waiting for Godot. 

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59 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

whitman would

34 minutes ago, hornian said:

What? Hit it from the tower?

 

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,263]

Russell Wilson's ex is jealous of her unhinged jaw.

[baboso 6,041]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Our future mayor keeps adding to her clothing collection.

 

Judging by that first pic in profile, she needs to be adding to the size of that clothing also.

[Wally Fairway 5,500]

11 hours ago, hornian said:

What? Hit it from the tower?

Not that guy; this guy (the overly horny poster from Mountaineer land)

 

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23 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Not that guy; this guy (the overly horny poster from Mountaineer land)

That's who we were talking about.

 

[Bob Lives! 900]

She’s lost her base:

https://www.facebook.com/106283570973088/posts/335140508087392/?d=n


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13 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

She’s lost her base:

https://www.facebook.com/106283570973088/posts/335140508087392/?d=n

Holy shit they are brutal.  Need to post the tit pics to get them back on her side.  

But it begs the question - Lance, Romeo, everything else doesn’t move the needle?

[Bob Lives! 900]

But it begs the question - Lance, Romeo, everything else doesn’t move the needle?

This stuff really does not seem to be common knowledge amongst her (former) supporters, despite being public record.


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[hullabelew 3,698]

On 7/11/2021 at 9:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

Any significance to the 30 star flag? 

[MAUFRAIS 6,568]

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah, Michigan, Hawaii…

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9 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

Any significance to the 30 star flag? 

T-shirt fan?

[Wally Pryor 5,217]

53 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

She’s lost her base:

https://www.facebook.com/106283570973088/posts/335140508087392/?d=n


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This could get really fun. 

Edited July 15, 2021 by Wally Pryor

[Deej 76,291]

So, you're saying she never really stood for anything and was just in it to join the grift as quickly as possible?

Color me shocked. 

[washparkhorn 9,926]

For those of us who refused the siren call of Facebook, anyone want to share the facebook post?

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Anyone going to call out her previous profession on facebook and wait for the fallout?  Or has that already been done and Austin don't care.  

[mchookem 15,694]

"There was plenty of evidence of what type of person she was before she got elected.   And amazingly, it still happened."

no...really?? 😄

 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

I am more impressed that someone lost to her with all the ammo they had to throw at her.  Whoever that was must really be a dumbass and be hating their life right now.

[Macanudo 12,905]

"It’s sad and unfortunate to have a government that lies, and doesn’t have the people’s best interest as their priority."

There's a sucker born every minute.

[Deej 76,291]

22 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I am more impressed that someone lost to her with all the ammo they had to throw at her.  Whoever that was must really be a dumbass and be hating their life right now.

He's laughing all the way to the bank. 

https://www.kxan.com/investigations/former-austin-city-council-members-new-job-raises-questions-about-group-operating-city-owned-hilton-hotel/

[Moby Ric 2,058]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

He's laughing all the way to the bank. 

https://www.kxan.com/investigations/former-austin-city-council-members-new-job-raises-questions-about-group-operating-city-owned-hilton-hotel/

Sounds like good work if you can get it.  $140K for a part time gig.  Losing pays I see.

[demos 2,979]

A kitchen and kelly teamup?

[Pasken 1,309]

38 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I am more impressed that someone lost to her with all the ammo they had to throw at her.  Whoever that was must really be a dumbass and be hating their life right now.

It's not ammo a progressive candidate can throw. If she ever faces a competitive republican primary though she'll be in trouble.

[Armybrat 40,607]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Anyone going to call out her previous profession on facebook and wait for the fallout?  Or has that already been done and Austin don't care.  

Austin elects real estate lawyer whores, so why not a cam whore?

[Moby Ric 2,058]

54 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Austin elects real estate lawyer whores, so why not a cam whore?

You have a point there.

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4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

For those of us who refused the siren call of Facebook, anyone want to share the facebook post?

You should be able to view some of it, just click on the "Not Now" login link

https://www.facebook.com/106283570973088/posts/335140508087392/?d=n

It's over 130 comments, most of which are bitching that she sold them out.

Some great comments though

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Okay, all of you eager to take Mackenzie down need to realize that she's our only hope. I wouldn't have used the word plagiarism, but she is inside the lion's den and trying to make allies. I think my friend Don Zimmerman would never have said this, but we need to decide whether we want someone to really be tough on the rest of the council and be gone after one term, or whether we want the best hope that Austin has to have a long career there.

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So disappointed in Kelly. Thought she was an advocate for sensible government. Not in my district, but thought she was the voice of reason fighting against this whitewashing of history.

Hopefully local media continues to see what the PAC has done and continues to give credit where credit is due.

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Since when are Kelly and Kitchen holding hands and skipping through the streets of Austin? WTAF is going on here? 

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 they will braid each other’s hair later

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LMAO… she’s soft. She’s been riding the line between champion issues important to citizens & being politically amicable.

Not surprisingly, taking a play from Adler’s book trying to claim credit for gov’t success that belongs to the private sector.

She's also catching shit on twitter