Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Orange&White 5522]

You know she is going to take (and get from the public) all of the credit for re-instating all of the Police funding.

[DoobieWah 1435]

9 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Meaningful changes, like don't run a red light on a scooter at 2 in the morning and you won't wind up roadkill (thoughts and prayers...)

You know how they say that history is written by the victors?

[jimmyjazz 45898]

"Micro-mobility"?

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59 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Micro-mobility"?

It's when you need to travel a few hundred feet to the nearest Starbucks.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Shit, $86K is a good pet-sitting job if you can land it:

 

Statesman:

Cronk's FY '22 budget proposal calls for $65.2 million in spending on homelessness services. That's in addition to $106 million in federal funding going to that same purpose.

A proposal from Kelly would fund a position that would assist people experiencing homelessness by providing services to their pets. That position already exists, but the grant money that funded it for the past three years is nearly depleted. Kelly said the position would pay $85,595 (full-time) or $42,213 (part-time).

 

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2021/08/11/police-funding-homeless-spending-vaccination-bonuses-headline-austin-budget-discussions/5546802001/

 

[Underdog 28609]

I would pet some pussy for $86k a year. 

[NorthLoop 14190]

She'll appoint that to herself on her way out of office

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Shit, $86K is a good pet-sitting job if you can land it:

I would assume that's for an actual veterinarian, so maybe she's got an aggy friend she's trying to setup.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

I would assume that's for an actual veterinarian, so maybe she's got an aggy friend she's trying to setup.

The fine print will include applicants of Harvard Extension school with a background in disaster science and a minor in gargling Lance Armstrong's ball. Pretty select group.

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[Armybrat 40832]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I would assume that's for an actual veterinarian, so maybe she's got an aggy friend she's trying to setup.

Romeo Rose - he’s got experience dealing with dogs & horses.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Romeo Rose - he’s got experience dealing with dogs & horses.

[Deej 76758]

On 8/10/2021 at 11:06 AM, atomheartbevo said:

 

She really should have taken this photo, slapped the words "Forged of a Fitter Lump" on it, and used it as the cover of her autobiography.

 

The cropped the photo to keep you from seeing some Proud Boys raw dogging her from behind. 

[SKJ 1311]

On 8/11/2021 at 10:14 AM, atomheartbevo said:

I would assume that's for an actual veterinarian, so maybe she's got an aggy friend she's trying to setup.

I'm guessing it'll be for her doctor friend who lost his license or some shit? 

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[South Austin 52462]

Surly, you got the event number, you got the password. You know what to do.

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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Surly, you got the event number, you got the password. You know what to do.

[atomheartbevo 89643]

Were her offices not a safe space for victims before today?

 

[tx 3 putt 76901]

https://twitter.com/scottbraddock/status/1430219749242380292?s=20

 

[Eskimohorn 5633]

https://twitter.com/scottbraddock/status/1430219749242380292?s=20
 

Burning bridges. Can see her getting primaried. Nevertheless, she’s not doing anything too crazy and is behaving like she wants to stay in the position.

[demos 3002]

[Brisketexan 105093]

31 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Burning bridges. Can see her getting primaried. Nevertheless, she’s not doing anything too crazy and is behaving like she wants to stay in the position.

Yeah.....wow.  That's.....interesting.

[tx 3 putt 76901]

She set him up !!!!

she take his spot and a state wide office is next 

[tx 3 putt 76901]

What signatures are they talking about ?

[tx 3 putt 76901]

37 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Burning bridges. Can see her getting primaried. Nevertheless, she’s not doing anything too crazy and is behaving like she wants to stay in the position.

https://m.soundcloud.com/scott-braddock/kelly-mackowiak-call

[tx 3 putt 76901]

That stuff is pure gold !!!!!

eapeiclaly the last two minutes 😂😂😂😂

[tx 3 putt 76901]

Someone give a break down, what happened with the Save Austin group ? 

[tx 3 putt 76901]

[sidis 9825]

what in the world is going on with that convo?

that conversation is astoundingly non-specific on what the issue they are brawling over is...

[tx 3 putt 76901]

She’s going to vote against something save Austin supports ?

[tx 3 putt 76901]

 

[mchookem 16325]

13 minutes ago, sidis said:

what in the world is going on with that convo?

that conversation is astoundingly non-specific on what the issue they are brawling over is...

yeah...i have no idea what they are fighting about. but that dude sounds like an asshole. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26441]

other than Matt's shocking disrespect, nothing here is a surprise. She has a new peer group now. 

Edited August 24, 2021 by Bozo_Casanova

[SydneyCarton 48073]

So what did she do to "piss everyone off" and what is this "problem" she doesn't think she has?

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Burning bridges. Can see her getting primaried. Nevertheless, she’s not doing anything too crazy and is behaving like she wants to stay in the position.

She's not getting primaried. Mackowiak is much easier to replace than she is.  

She's got friends in high places, much higher than Mackowiak.  She has picked the right sides (publicly I might add) at the state level in various turf wars, and hangs out with the right people.

I still don't know how she is threading the needle, but she is doing it.  She's finally found something she is competent at.  

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

She set him up !!!!

she take his spot and a state wide office is next 

She doesn't need his spot to make a run at a higher office (and I think she is definitely planning that).

But I could see him as being an obstacle since it sounds like he does take credit for what she's been doing.

[Bozo_Casanova 26441]

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Can see her getting primaried.

No primaries in non-partisan races, FYI

[Brisketexan 105093]

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

other than Matt's shocking disrespect, nothing here is a surprise. 

You and I both know that's not a surprise, either.

[Eskimohorn 5633]

No primaries in non-partisan races, FYI

She’ll be flanked

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20 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

She’ll be flanked

Nope.  County chair ain't shit.  Lest we forget, this guy was Mackowiak's predecessor.

https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2016-08-22/travis-county-republican-chairman-morrow-to-protest-trump/

He needs people like her to ride on their coattails more than she needs him, and FL knows it.

[Orange&White 5522]

Hopefully every single person she speaks to now will think/act/speak as if she is recording the conversation.

 

[CooterBrown 18005]

I still don't know how she is threading the needle, but she is doing it.  She's finally found something she is competent at.  

If there’s one field that rewards incompetence and takes no intelligence to be successful, it’s politics.

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5 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Hopefully every single person she speaks to now will think/act/speak as if she is recording the conversation.

Always assume you will end up on OnlyFans.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

[Samson's Wig 3191]

I'm trying to wrap my head around the level of douchebaggery required to make fitlump seem like the decent human being in the conversation (relatively speaking).  And two of them managed to do it!

 

 

[demos 3002]

Hopefully every single person she speaks to now will think/act/speak as if she is recording the conversation.
 

Lance armstrong to the white courtesy phone.

[used2b 249]

Wait when was this convo?

[atomheartbevo 89643]

2 minutes ago, used2b said:

Wait when was this convo?

Well, shit it's up thread, but her texts with Lance were put on public blast by her.

Edited August 25, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[used2b 249]

Ugh he called her sweetheart. She is now a sympathetic character.

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1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

I'm trying to wrap my head around the level of douchebaggery required to make fitlump seem like the decent human being in the conversation (relatively speaking).  And two of them managed to do it!

Imagine how awesome it would have been if she tangled with Rob Morrow.

All we would have needed was Romeo Rose to enter the mix.

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Imagine how awesome it would have been if she tangled with Rob Morrow.

Now, why would Mackenzie Kelly, a Juilliard Academy-trained public policy expert, be mixed up with the guy from "Northern Exposure"?  

[ChiTownDoc 21149]

If there's a silver lining in all of this, it's that when she ends up President, we'll be able to keep this thread in DT.  So there's that...