Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[WBT 20,334]

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

She's surrounded by three douchebags (my apologies if any of you are one of the three aforementioned douchebags). And maybe it's the Thirsty Goat talking, but the tits do look nice in the red dress. 

8 days til something something

[williemackgarza 1,826]

She's surrounded by three douchebags (my apologies if any of you are one of the three aforementioned douchebags). And maybe it's the Thirsty Goat talking, but the tits do look nice in the red dress. 

Has anyone seen HOTB and Fitlump in the same room?

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

On 9/20/2021 at 10:15 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

She's surrounded by three douchebags (my apologies if any of you are one of the three aforementioned douchebags). And maybe it's the Thirsty Goat talking, but the tits do look nice in the red dress. 

Well, it took 8 days to get them just right.    

[MissingInAction 24,669]

If only we had met that fateful night at King Fu saloon 6 years ago..

[RamjetFDO 10,550]

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

If only we had met that fateful night at King Fu saloon 6 years ago..

 

Time flies.  Seven years.

 

[MissingInAction 24,669]

Fuuuuuuu

[tbone_ 14,014]

Is that MIA in the dumpster?

[mchookem 15,691]

Romeo Rose, i recognize the teeth 🤣

[atomheartbevo 89,273]

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

Romeo Rose, i recognize the teeth 🤣

If we say his name three times, he'll pop up and run for mayor next year.

And win.

[atomheartbevo 89,273]

If I had time tonight, I'd whip up a Klingon photoshop.

 

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Guys....ummm....she's hanging out in D.C.

So in 5-6 years, will it be Governor Fitlump, or Representative Fitlump?

 

 

Edited September 25, 2021 by atomheartbevo

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[Jkwellborn 6,608]

What if getting a set of fake tits gave her the confidence necessary to run for office? That shits on us fellas because y’all talked her into it.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,759]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I had time tonight, I'd whip up a Klingon photoshop.

 

[demos 2,979]

If I had time tonight, I'd whip up a Klingon photoshop.
 

Who’s the spinner?

[Underdog 28,359]

Tina Cannon Utah... Johnny Utah's sister. 

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Tina Cannon Utah... Johnny Utah's sister. 

Hey Tina!   Two Cannons.  Two!

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10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What if getting a set of fake tits gave her the confidence necessary to run for office? That shits on us fellas because y’all talked her into it.

[Deej 76,288]

She was at the aggy game today.

 

[Guest Lobo]

She looks like Martin Short when he did the synchronized swimmer sketch on SNL 35 years ago.  

"Uh, I'm not that strong...a swimmer." 

[Guest Lobo]

https://www.macleanw.com/fun-stuff/synchronized-swimming/

[atomheartbevo 89,273]

Hanging around phallic symbols.

 

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She's going to run for a House seat.  Maybe not next year, but 2024 for sure will see Representative Fitlump.

 

[Guest Lobo]

She's the working man's Melania Trump.  

[elfenix 34,148]

faking an ankle injury?

[Underdog 28,359]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Called it a few pages back. 

[demos 2,979]

God help us

[atomheartbevo 89,273]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

faking an ankle injury?

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

Governor Lump?

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's going to run for a House seat.  Maybe not next year, but 2024 for sure will see Representative Fitlump.

 

If Surly allows this to happen without unleashing all the background we have on her...

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Dude the avalanche has started.  The time to stop it has passed.  Titty pics, cam whoring, and dumbass behavior aren't going to cost a political figure enough these days to make her go away.  She'll go as far or as short as she and her handlers can muster.  

I'm with you though.

[NorthLoop 14,026]

Nothing says class like leopard print. 

[MissingInAction 24,669]

On 9/22/2021 at 3:39 PM, tbone_ said:

Is that MIA in the dumpster?

Its my FPS view. Ramjet had another version with a terminator style HUD showing my BAC.

[DDD Dad 14,131]

Its my FPS view. Ramjet had another version with a terminator style HUD showing my BAC.

But where is Bert?

[UTCzech III 2,893]

Look harder.

[RamjetFDO 10,550]

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Its my FPS view. Ramjet had another version with a terminator style HUD showing my BAC.

Forgot about that one!!!

[Pescado_Rojo 19,280]

On 9/26/2021 at 3:48 PM, atomheartbevo said:

She's going to run for a House seat.  Maybe not next year, but 2024 for sure will see Representative Fitlump.

 

John Carter in TX31 is older than Moses. She'll move to Liberty Hill and be his hand picked successor in 2024. Because that's my district and fuck this timeline. 

Edited September 27, 2021 by Pescado_Rojo

[DDD Dad 14,131]

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Look harder.

[kevwun 15,474]

25 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

John Carter in TX31 is older than Moses. She'll move to Liberty Hill and be his hand picked successor in 2024. Because that's my district and fuck this timeline. 

You don't have to live in your district for some really stupid reason.  She doesn't even have to move. 

[demos 2,979]

^ This. She could run for Congress in Hawaii, and I think that’s just what she should do.

Aloha bitches.

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On 5/7/2020 at 3:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Please win, please please please win !!!!!!

We know who to blame when she takes up residence in the Governor’s mansion.   

[DigglerontheHoof 20,856]

This stupid cunt will end up as a senator or governor some day b/c we are a state of morons.

[Orange&White 5,510]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We know who to blame when she takes up residence in the Governor’s mansion.   

Yeah. It's MIA. He could have ended this a few years ago.

[MissingInAction 24,669]

20 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Yeah. It's MIA. He could have ended this a few years ago.

At that time in my life I wasn't doing very well. For the right price theres not much I wouldn't have done.

[Orange&White 5,510]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

At that time in my life I wasn't doing very well. For the right price theres not much I wouldn't have done.

Understood. You could've gone down as a martyr.

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On 9/24/2021 at 8:27 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Guys....ummm....she's hanging out in D.C.

So in 5-6 years, will it be Governor Fitlump, or Representative Fitlump?

 

 

That thing is taking over her entire six head.

[kevwun 15,474]

14 hours ago, demos said:

^ This. She could run for Congress in Hawaii, and I think that’s just what she should do.

Aloha bitches.

You do have to be a resident of the State, just not the District.

[Guest Lobo]

Calling my shot.  District 37, Fitlump v Watson 

 

[demos 2,979]

You do have to be a resident of the State, just not the District.

There was one dude running in 4 different states in 2014. He only had to be a resident by the general election, so could run in the primaries without being one:

https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/politics/running-for-congress-in-four-states/index.html

I suggest the same for fitlump. Hopefully she’ll win a primary in another state.