Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[markstanco 12,455]

Is she still married

[Burt 4,054]

Which one of yall did this?

 

 

[tbone_ 14,014]

She did it herself?

[NorthLoop 14,025]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She did it herself?

More likely she just found that picture on yahoo 

[Wally Fairway 5,500]

47 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

More likely she just found that picture on yahoo 

Agree, not Chuck Taylor's in the reflection

[demos 2,979]

Somewhat fawning article in the Austin Monitor:

https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2021/12/mackenzie-kelly-a-collaborative-conservative-among-democrats/

[Deej 76,285]

Sounds like Amy Smith is trying to get some scissoring action with Fitlump.

[Jkwellborn 6,608]

Is she still married

I wondered that myself.

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Sounds like Amy Smith is trying to get some scissoring action with Fitlump.

Vid with no faces....?

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

On 12/18/2021 at 2:34 PM, Underdog said:

I’d throw those chucks over my shoulders and pound it till I struck oil.  

Same.  But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

On 12/27/2021 at 12:28 PM, Burt said:

Which one of yall did this?

 

 

She forgot to say "you hate me cuz u wanna d8 me"

[Deej 76,285]

4 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Same.  But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.

[Gatorubet 29,914]

Came across this gem.

[Deej 76,285]

Someone should push her to sponsor an official "Romeo Rose Day" for Austin.

[DalTxHornFan 3,073]

 

[baboso 6,041]

OWWWWW, my ears!

[tejas60 3,516]

sonofabitch, do NOT hit play.

[Cap33 381]

Good lord. WTF even is that.

[atomheartbevo 89,272]

[mchookem 15,687]

even by karaoke standards that's just awful lol

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,263]

🤮🤮🤮

[Biff Tannen 45,363]

Why have her other pics not come out yet?  Someone waiting for her to run for higher office?

[3adays 454]

Jesus she was trashed there, could barely navigate that step. 

[Underdog 28,357]

On 1/6/2022 at 8:44 AM, DalTxHornFan said:

 

 

[hornian 5,175]

On 12/17/2021 at 1:28 AM, DalTxHornFan said:

Ribbon cutting on Anderson Mill Road improvements (in front of the Unity Church arch,no less -- this is Austin, after all.)  Awkward as hell between Fitlump and Adler, I'm guessing.

Fitlump is rocking her "signature" Chuck Taylor's with an outfit I don't remember seeing before.

 

Is that Jimmy Flannigan on her right (the guy she unseated)?

[Your Mom 4,763]

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why have her other pics not come out yet?  Someone waiting for her to run for higher office?

They are out there, nobody cares.  The time when people gave a shit about things like having shown your tits on the internet has passed.  It doesn’t even move the needle in terms of creating a scandal now.  If anything it would probably give her a bump in popularity when she played the revenge porn/ body shaming card and became a victim over it. 

Edited January 8, 2022 by Your Mom

[Biff Tannen 45,363]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

Subtle and well done.

[LCHorn 2,567]

33 minutes ago, hornian said:

Is that Jimmy Flannigan on her right (the guy she unseated)?

He works for the city now and has to go where he’s told.  

[RamjetFDO 10,550]

Surely this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

On the Dais: Conversations with Councilmember Mackenzie Kelly

I dare you to listen to the "theme music" and not have your eyes roll ALL the way back in your head.

[TexArcher 37,348]

THujone coulda done WAY better than that graphic artist.

[RamjetFDO 10,550]

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

THujone coulda done WAY better than that graphic artist.

Oh he did...

/nobert

[Eskimohorn 5,579]

Surely this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?
On the Dais: Conversations with Councilmember Mackenzie Kelly
I dare you to listen to the "theme music" and not have your eyes roll ALL the way back in your head.

Who do we have here? Woah, what a beautiful woo…oh…naaaahhh.

[Braff Zacklin 13,315]

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh he did...

/nobert

Got dammit, Ramjet, I laughed so hard I almost choked to death. Well done, sir.

[Orange&White 5,510]

How many tokens does that cost to listen to?

[grazinhorn 472]

4 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh he did...

/nobert

Ho.  Lee.  Shit.

[grazinhorn 472]

Just now, grazinhorn said:

Ho.  Lee.  Shit.

But seriously where's Bert

[Henry Hill 3,156]

On 1/8/2022 at 3:34 PM, Underdog said:

 

What a hitter.

[mulletpelini 5,206]

5 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Surely this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

On the Dais: Conversations with Councilmember Mackenzie Kelly

I dare you to listen to the "theme music" and not have your eyes roll ALL the way back in your head.

this is a terrible representation because I'd fuck that

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

this is a terrible representation because I'd fuck that

Same.  But that's not saying much.  I'd pretty much bang anything these days.

 

Oh, and I clicked the follow bell.

Edited January 27, 2022 by Shaggy3.0

[MissingInAction 24,654]

 

 

[Underdog 28,357]

Man, if she fucked Cancun Cruz then I’m officially out.  Got my standards, you know. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

That second pic of him staring directly at the lump, lol.

[atomheartbevo 89,272]

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That second pic of him staring directly at the lump, lol.

It's like he noticed it for the very first time.

[demos 2,979]

 
 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Cruz with the strong eddie or grandpapa muenster look.
Tweet that onlyfans shit and cruz/lump pic to lib nedia. Theyd eat it up.

- A buddy arrested eddie muenster for dwi in wilco back in the day/ CSB

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On 2/1/2022 at 5:41 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Lol. She won because people were pissed about allowing camping all over the city. Flanigan didn't do that and he's still be in his seat. I think he's likely happier with the hotel job anyway. More money for less time.

I wish Mushtaler could have snagged that seat.

Edited February 3, 2022 by FirstTimeCaller

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23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

She won because people were pissed about allowing camping all over the city.

The crazy thing is that she hasn’t really fucked up and could get re-elected.  

[Guest]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The crazy thing is that she hasn’t really fucked up and could get re-elected.  

Oh she definitely is better than what I think Flanigan would have done. And while she may be conservative and definitely seems to like to hobnob with the leaders of the Republican party, she doesn't seem like she dives off the deep-end with that shit. Maybe that's just a matter of time. 

 

[mulletpelini 5,206]

she definitely is a self saboteur, I'm shocked she hasn't driven off a cliff yet.  Someone got a hold of her no doubt.

[atomheartbevo 89,272]

7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Oh she definitely is better than what I think Flanigan would have done. And while she may be conservative and definitely seems to like to hobnob with the leaders of the Republican party, she doesn't seem like she dives off the deep-end with that shit. Maybe that's just a matter of time. 

35 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

she definitely is a self saboteur, I'm shocked she hasn't driven off a cliff yet.  Someone got a hold of her no doubt.

I thought she would sink with all of the vaccine and mask stuff, either piss off one side or the other, but she seems to have threaded the needle.  She wears a mask when she needs to without complaint, and doesn't when she doesn't have to.

She's found her calling.