Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[MAUFRAIS 6676]

He body-shape transitioned from a sloppy, fat ass punchable face to a goofy, slimmer, punchable face.  

You just watch yourself. They're wanted men. He has the death sentence on twelve systems.

[Caponata 151]

On 3/14/2022 at 6:30 AM, baboso said:

It's flair, not goofy shit.  The Nazis had flair.

"You know the Nazis made the Jews wear flair."

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

She's in the hospital again.

Which one of you guys STD'd her?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's in the hospital again.

Which one of you guys STD'd her?

Surly:

[Deej 77170]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's in the hospital again.

Any idea of what ailment she's faking this time?

[MAUFRAIS 6676]

Maybe she’s getting bigger boobs?

[Blotto 23689]

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Any idea of what ailment she's faking this time?

Checked her twitter feed as i figured she would keep us updated, but no news. Did see this however

Fantastic event indeed. Wonder how early you had to get there to make in? 

[Gatorubet 30400]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's in the hospital again.

Which one of you guys STD'd her?

Assume her feet flesh grew into the Chucks from continual wear??

[RamjetFDO 10603]

Ever wanted to see Fitlump take a taser?

Well... you're welcome (but nowhere near as comedic as it could have/should have been):

 

[RamjetFDO 10603]

Front view - and doesn't look like she's having much, if any, reaction to being zapped ... must've been the lowest possible setting.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6676]

She’s on PCP

[Deej 77170]

Those damned Chuck Taylors.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I vote this is how all politicians have to fundraise from here on out.

[Deej 77170]

Not the first time two guys laid her down on her stomach as she drifted out of consciousness, with a crowd watching.

[tbone_ 14258]

Wtff was this supposed to be?

[Macanudo 13088]

Does she realize that if she had opened up the bidding to be the Taser trigger person she would have raised millions?

[Born to Run 6583]

Everyone came expecting to see to see in the face tazing shenanigans like "The Hangover", and were treated to the most boring fucking thing ever.

[jimmyjazz 46474]

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wtff was this supposed to be?

It was a fundraiser for a Mustang Ridge cop who is battling cancer.  The guys on The Horn (104.9 FM) broadcast it this morning.  They had 4 volunteers to get tased, and of course Lump was one of them.

[Deej 77170]

Should have shot her right in the lump and seen if it would have popped. 

[PhillyD 1278]

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

Should have shot her right in the lump and seen if it would have popped. 

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

[Deej 77170]

Just now, PhillyD said:

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

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4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Does she realize that if she had opened up the bidding to be the Taser trigger person she would have raised millions?

[Bigbend1812 12960]

If the cop would have drawn his gun accidentally instead of the taser…lulz.

[Blotto 23689]

2 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

The lump would send energy back the other direction and the cop would go down. 

[Homercles 10206]

Nah, this guy would pop out

[Deej 77170]

14 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Nah, this guy would pop out

Nope, this guy...

 

[Homercles 10206]

I thought that guy popped INTO FitLump?

Edited May 28, 2022 by Homercles

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He's like if the Russians cloned Dave Grohl.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

9 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Front view - and doesn't look like she's having much, if any, reaction to being zapped ... must've been the lowest possible setting.

 

 

 

not you, lump Jesus

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1263]

9 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Ever wanted to see Fitlump take a taser?

Well... you're welcome (but nowhere near as comedic as it could have/should have been):

 

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's cock?

[bolverk 29817]

21 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's clock?

Fify

[miguelito 11337]

They forget to adjust for the poundage. 

[Underdog 28870]

9 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's cock?

Go on… 

[Bob Lives! 947]

Even the most epic of filters can’t hide the horn.

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[Shaggy3.0 1695]

So no recent mention of hubby and THOTT twitter pic (with obvious horn).  What could it meeeeen?

 

[Paco 1934]

Who is that?

[Jkwellborn 6877]

He's like if the Russians cloned Dave Grohl.

He’s the Wish version.

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1 hour ago, Paco said:

Who is that?

Are you talking about Romeo Rose?

Edited June 16, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[Deej 77170]

On 6/14/2022 at 9:30 PM, Bob Lives! said:

Even the most epic of filters can’t hide the horn.
 

 

 

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[irishtexan 11530]

Well, I finally ran into lump in public. We have some friends who are members at Balcones Country Club and we met them up there to swim and drink beers for fathers' day yesterday. She was there at the bar. Apparently Lump and Matt Mckowiak are regulars at the country club bar. 

[demos 3017]

^ probably not the only place they are regulars.

[markstanco 12653]

Is she not with the radio guy any longer?  And what is she now at Harvard, a junior?  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

19 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is she not with the radio guy any longer?  And what is she now at Harvard, a junior?  

I bet not.  Her grift is strong. She's playing the game with a fat dude turned skinny--who yelled at her on the phone : )

 

[Angry Gorilla 1770]

There's no way that's her right?  That's got to be the nurse showing her the results.

[Wally Fairway 5600]

On 6/14/2022 at 10:30 PM, Bob Lives! said:

Even the most epic of filters can’t hide the horn.
 

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Whew - quick glance I thought that was going to be a pregnancy test and she was announcing another spawn of the She-Devil

 

BTW - here is a more recent tweet, same dress but definitely not the same filter, or eyebrows or forehead/fivehead wrinkles or horn  (or as said above, that Covid test photo isn't really her anyway)

 

[MissingInAction 25299]

2 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

There's no way that's her right?  That's got to be the nurse showing her the results.

Instagram filter.

[smuggs 9354]

Man she has completely given up on maintaining a head of hair that doesn't look like Hobby Lobby decorative straw.

[texasdago 7589]

2 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Hobby Lobby decorative straw

LOL

[Brisketexan 105571]

On 6/20/2022 at 4:26 PM, irishtexan said:

Apparently Lump and Matt Mckowiak are regulars at the country club bar.