Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Jkwellborn 6608]

All politicians are whores.

[Armybrat 40599]

9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

All politicians are whores.

Water is wet.

[deft 6758]

The cam girl to politician trend is spreading!
https://apnews.com/article/susanna-gibson-virginia-house-of-delegates-sex-acts-9e0fa844a3ba176f79109f7393073454

“It’s not like I’m running for office “

[Deej 76282]

Only Austin would elect a cam girl who charges one token for 10 minutes of ass to mouth in private. 

[Wally Fairway 5500]

8 hours ago, deft said:

“It’s not like I’m running for office “

If I recall right that was preceded by - fuck you all 

[Jkwellborn 6608]

If I recall right that was preceded by - fuck you all 

Followed by new titties.

[DougHdTx1968 37]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

Followed by new titties.

"new" is is doing a lot of lifting here. Pretty sure they were boosted from a cadaver

[demos 2979]

"new" is is doing a lot of lifting here. Pretty sure they were boosted from a cadaver

[miguelito 11147]

She's definitely Abby Normal.

[RamjetFDO 10550]

On 8/8/2023 at 8:37 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Hey everybody, it's the 10 year anniversary, or at least a stop, on her road to the Governor's Mansion, US Senate,  Austin City Council!

 

..."superhero"...

 

[DougHdTx1968 37]

When's the 10-year anniversary of those bolt-ons? Is there a warranty period?

[Deej 76282]

Unfortunately, they put one in her forehead

[tbone_ 14013]

The bolt ons are her only redeeming quality.

[Born to Run 6414]

The bolt ons are her only redeeming quality.

No, they are on the same side of her body as her face.

An argument could be made for Dat ass, maybe.

[Blotto 23335]

25 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

An argument could be made for Dat ass, maybe.

That's what's known as a losing argument. 

 

 

[TexasEd 8054]

On 9/14/2023 at 4:31 PM, RamjetFDO said:

..."superhero"...

 

Here are the "super hero" pictures

 

[YGIFS 19445]

To this day, I can't wrap my head around how she go to Lo Pan.  Musta been her green eyes.

[Underdog 28356]

Still would. 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

53 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would. 

James Hong or fltlump?

[deft 6758]

[Underdog 28356]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

James Hong or fltlump?

Yes

[Mittens 8075]

That City Council paycheck got her eating well.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

That black lab giving her side eye cracks me up 

[deft 6758]

Maybe the lump’s mass is migrating south for the winter.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11759]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

That City Council paycheck got her eating well.

 

[deft 6758]

Radical Larry is a homie for life.

[Armybrat 40599]

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That black lab giving her side eye cracks me up 

Lab smells something fishy.

[DalTxHornFan 3073]

27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Lab smells something fishy.

[Radical Larry 28493]

Radical Larry is a homie for life.

[Burt 4054]

So I was bored tonight and just scrolling though the Roku app.  Saw a news channel from DFW and thought, "sure, lets see the crazy shit going on down in Texas".  About 30 seconds in, this monster popped up on my screen. Fitlump in on TV all the way up here in Montana.

[Shaggy3.0 1694]

Hmmmm.  Those bolt-ons achieved expected political ROI.  She's ok with the butter face.

 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

 

[atomheartbevo 89266]

Guess who is running again?

 

[Deej 76282]

She has a lot more lumps now. 

 

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3789]

Those cankles are the universal vic mackey bat signal. 

[tx 3 putt 75801]

Austin going to Austin 

[Blotto 23335]

Those knees have logged some heavy duty

[B00M 6183]

Does she have some disease causing the leg swelling? 

[Mittens 8075]

 

[Underdog 28356]

Still would. 

[Radical Larry 28493]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9263]

On 9/18/2023 at 10:13 PM, Burt said:

So I was bored tonight and just scrolling though the Roku app.  Saw a news channel from DFW and thought, "sure, lets see the crazy shit going on down in Texas".  About 30 seconds in, this monster popped up on my screen. Fitlump in on TV all the way up here in Montana.

Repping you for that awesome Samsung PNF8500 plasma and the fact that it's still running! I loved mine until the power supply went tits up. Still the sexiest integrated stand on a TV ever.

[Burt 4054]

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Repping you for that awesome Samsung PNF8500 plasma and the fact that it's still running! I loved mine until the power supply went tits up. Still the sexiest integrated stand on a TV ever.

Still a great picture. Payed $2300 for it in 2014, right before plasmas started quickly falling. Shipping was such a bitch to get to the middle of nowhere Montana that it took over a month to get to me. Back then, Amazon would match all their price drops up until the item was received. And i purchased it with a Discover card, who also price matched. So every time it dropped (5 times) I'd just call Amazon. I talked them into giving me credit on my account vs. crediting my card so that Discover had no idea I'd been credited. Then I'd call Discover and, since they knew nothing of Amazon crediting me, they'd do it, too. Wound up get that TV for $397, which was pennies for a TV like this in 2014. I've thought of upgrading, but just can't bring myself to do it. 

[MissingInAction 24650]

Fitlumpy

[atomheartbevo 89266]

Somebody should introduce her and Elon Musk.

[Shaggy3.0 1694]

On 12/9/2023 at 10:39 PM, Deej said:

She has a lot more lumps now. 

 

 

Yuuup.  Thick indeed

 

[Burt 4054]

Is she taking a shit on the gym floor again?

[Deej 76282]

4 minutes ago, Burt said:

Is she taking a shit on the gym floor again?

Her service dog is better house trained than her. 

[texasdago 7544]

[Gatorubet 29911]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody should introduce her and Elon Musk.

i’d rather she switch sides and start living with that crazy cowgirl who had all the exotic animals on her ranch.

I mean, for my entertainment dollar.