Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Deej 76282]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

I like that the guy on the aisle is posing for the photo. And of course she has the fake service dog with her.

That is no fake service dog. It is there to distract people from her lump.

[tx 3 putt 75797]

When does she become mayor ?

[CTC2 2696]

I know nothing about the people in that picture but just looking at it cracks me up. 

[baboso 6041]

That poor bastard in the middle seat is already holding his hands like he is shackled.

[B00M 6182]

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Classic middle seat and aisle seat poses… What the fuck is she doing? Profusely sweating as she tries not to shit herself? Is she looking away as she realizes she’s being photographed? 

 

[atomheartbevo 89265]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

When does she become mayor ?

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

[Gatorubet 29907]

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Damn.  Locked the chigger vote. 

[tx 3 putt 75797]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

House seat is a much better grift 

[DalTxHornFan 3073]

It seemed to work out for Casar OK.

[Underdog 28356]

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Have that same hat so hits close to home… and yes, I get a free bowl of soup by wearing it.

[Davis Lane 5519]

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

[MissingInAction 24650]

14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

[Deej 76282]

On 6/14/2024 at 10:00 AM, Davis Lane said:

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

 

[NAVY 6735]

I’m tired of this singular sort-of- centered lump on a plane 

[Deej 76282]

[Brisketexan 104053]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

[gofuckyourself 8070]

So the lump is a separate purchase add-on accessory then?

[Shaggy3.0 1694]

still wood.

 

/ducks

[Deej 76282]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

[atomheartbevo 89265]

35 minutes ago, Deej said:

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

So we can get one of this?

[Underdog 28356]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

still wood.

 

/ducks

Get in line, motherfucker!

[Deej 76282]

Prolly

[MissingInAction 24650]

Almost did.

[jimmyjazz 45312]

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Blotto 23334]

climbing up that GQP ladder, I see

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8861]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

[BurntEyes 5689]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

[jimmyjazz 45312]

I have all kinds of shame, but my resemblance to Declan is not one of them.

[BurntEyes 5689]

41 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

I'll only speak for myself, but I'm extremely confident that the following is applicable for many Surly posters.

I committed far worse sins in my youthful drinking days. FAR worse. 

Hell, I slept with one with similar (non-lump) afflictions post drinking youth days. 

I'm not proud of it... but.. 

[MissingInAction 24650]

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2.

[Underdog 28356]

Bobbypetrinodontcarehadsex.jpeg

[tbone_ 14013]

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2.

3 3s makes a 9

[atomheartbevo 89265]

37 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

3 3s makes a 9

[atomheartbevo 89265]

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Underdog 28356]

23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

How much time you got? 

[Armybrat 40599]

On 6/13/2024 at 10:16 PM, Gatorubet said:

Damn.  Locked the flea vote. 

Fify

[RPM 26129]

On 7/19/2024 at 3:09 PM, Deej said:

Drag Conan O'Brien?

[Texaus 368]

On 6/13/2024 at 7:23 PM, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Fucking pre boarders

[Underdog 28356]

On 6/13/2024 at 8:23 PM, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

I don't want to be forward but I've never been with a man before and it looks like we're not going to survive this crash... 

[NAVY 6735]

Lump down. Seriously though, I hope she’s ok. 
 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-city-councilmember-mackenzie-kelly 

[tx 3 putt 75797]

On 7/19/2024 at 5:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

@MissingInAction has high standards, so easy to see him passing or he was too high and passed out

[atomheartbevo 89265]

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Lump down. Seriously though, I hope she’s ok. 
 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-city-councilmember-mackenzie-kelly 

Her team released a statement a little later that didn't say much

 

This was before the "event" earlier today.

Edited August 7 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 89265]

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

[YGIFS 19445]

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those.  Granted it was a low bar to start, but she's been a pleasant surprise.  I can't vote for her, and won't donate to her, but I wish her the best of luck on her bid.  

Edited August 7 by YGIFS

[Deej 76282]

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

[YGIFS 19445]

Imagine how my dog feels about it.

[royiv 9072]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

Don’t kink shame.

[Deej 76282]

Just now, royiv said:

Don’t kink shame.

I just hope he starts his dog on antibiotics beforehand. 

[tx 3 putt 75797]

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

 

highest paying job she's ever had 

[MissingInAction 24650]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

@MissingInAction has high standards, so easy to see him passing or he was too high and passed out

Sort of.