Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[royiv 9253]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

highest paying job she's ever had 

It’s really unfortunate for her that she missed the whole OnlyFans era.

[Blotto 23488]

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

his "dog"

[Orange&White 5522]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

It’s really unfortunate for her that she missed the whole OnlyFans era.

Not sure if serious……

[royiv 9253]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Not sure if serious……

Yeah, OnlyFans seems to be a lot more lucrative gig than being a cam model. The whole recurring revenue model from selling subscriptions beats the hourly model of being a cam model.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those. 

 

Fuck that useless Paige Ellis. At a minimum it appears that Kelly makes herself available to constituents.

Ellis may as well be a corpse. 

[Deej 76755]

I thought Fitlump makes herself available to anyone who will buy her a drink?

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For somebody who constantly tweets, she’s been silent since her issues yesterday.

[royiv 9253]

Did she sprout a homunculus from her forehead?

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She’s out  I think she’s a council woman or member

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She knows how to get endorsements

 

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Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

[HenryJames 66038]

[Deej 76755]

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

From mailing out panties to mailing out postcards. 

[royiv 9253]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

From mailing out panties to mailing out postcards. 

How do you think she’s securing those endorsements?

[sidis 9823]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

anyone know romeo rose'd mailing address? Worth the $20.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

From mailing out panties to mailing out postcards. 

I'd rather have the postcard.

[MissingInAction 25012]

She's easily our most competent city council member. Perhaps her life experiences put her more in touch with the issues.

[Blotto 23488]

This latest scare  reminded me of the fitlump glory days when she would update her social media with a photo in the docs office with her arm in a sling, and then be fine the next week, then back in the hospital in a full body cast the following week, and then fine,  then back in surgery for another round of lumpectomy procedures, and then fine, and then.....

[HenryJames 66038]

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

This latest scare  reminded me of the fitlump glory days when she would update her social media with a photo in the docs office with her arm in a sling, and then be fine the next week, then back in the hospital in a full body cast the following week, and then fine,  then back in surgery for another round of lumpectomy procedures, and then fine, and then.....

She's our Bolsonaro.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

44 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

She's easily our most competent city council member. Perhaps her life experiences put her more in touch with the issues.

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

[gofuckyourself 8205]

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fitlump needs the job.

Pretty catchy election slogan.

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2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Pretty catchy election slogan.

Is there any money in the wreath fund?

[Deej 76755]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

I imagine her panty sales fell off a cliff some time ago.

[Armybrat 40822]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

I imagine her panty sales fell off a cliff some time ago.

 

[Orange&White 5522]

50 minutes ago, Deej said:

I imagine her panty sales fell off a cliff some time ago.

The way that ass has grown in the last 5 years they would look more like a tent.

[Underdog 28576]

Go on... 

[Radical Larry 28556]

[bluto 4912]

This is up there with the football training gifs

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26437]

On 8/16/2024 at 10:44 AM, MissingInAction said:

She's easily our most competent city council member. Perhaps her life experiences put her more in touch with the issues.

Competent? Oh, not hardly. Not even close. She's middle of the pack. But she's very responsive to her constituents and the general public, very earnest, and takes the job very seriously, which makes her one of the better members. Similar to Ellen Troxclair before her, I don't like who she has chosen to truck with in state politics but she represents her district well and deserves to keep the job. 

On 8/16/2024 at 11:29 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

I think that's true, but more importantly I think it's fair to say that the job means something real to her beyond being able to make a low six figures income. 

Edited August 18 by Bozo_Casanova

[Deej 76755]

28 minutes ago, bluto said:

This is up there with the football training gifs

 

At least it was easy to figure out where to put the dot on her forehead.

[Armybrat 40822]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

At least it was easy to figure out where to put the dot on her forehead.

A 3-D dot?

[bolverk 29655]

3 hours ago, bluto said:

This is up there with the football training gifs

 

She's up there stomping around like a clodhopping Clydesdale, so I guess she's feeling better.

*CLOMP* *CLOMP* *CLOMP*

Did we ever hear why she was rushed to the hospital during a recent council session? Dehydration from potent potables maybe?

[BurntEyes 5958]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

being able to make a low six figures income. 

I chose poorly.

[miguelito 11254]

48 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did we ever hear why she was rushed to the hospital during a recent council session? Dehydration from potent potables maybe?

I think she was running low on attention. 

[bolverk 29655]

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I chose poorly.

Burnt, I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're not pretty enough to pull off her same grift. Yes, you don't have Skull Mountain on your forehead, but you also haven't shown everyone your fake tits. So, the point goes to the Lump.

Again, my apologies if the truth hurts, but what else are friends for?

[tx 3 putt 76870]

 

[Underdog 28576]

 

[BurntEyes 5958]

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Burnt, I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're not pretty enough to pull off her same grift. Yes, you don't have Skull Mountain on your forehead, but you also haven't shown everyone your fake tits. So, the point goes to the Lump.

Again, my apologies if the truth hurts, but what else are friends for?

I've shown people my man tits. That's gotta count for something!! 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

Lulz

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

Lulz

[bschoolprof 6252]

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

 

[Samson's Wig 3191]

I know that nothing will change regarding this utterly corrupt town run by a gang of grinning criminals, but I'm still amazed that the line just never seems to get crossed for most Austinites.  Is it just the largely transient young voters who keep the grift running for these con artist motherfuckers, or are there truly invested residents who keep voting for them?  At some point, even the most dye-in-the-wool progressive has to look at how we're being taxed and what we get in return for it and at least think, "Hey, wait a minute!"   We pay an insane premium to live somewhere not controlled by Bible thumpers, and most days, I think it's worth the pinch.  I wouldn't mind something more in return for getting openly robbed at gunpoint every year, though.

 

[swraith 345]

 

2024-25 Proposed Budget

Infographic is directly from the budget.

 

Austin Energy alone, 29%, represents $1.7 billion.  City of Dallas doesn't operate its own electric utility.  Dallas is deregulated.  That alone makes the Dallas headline comparison garbage.  The interview totally whiffed on this fact.

 

City should look to constrain spending where possible.  Nobody wants to defend an almost $6 billion budget. 

 

[Orange&White 5522]

Are there details on that Austin Energy number? 

Electric Utilities typically have a big line item in the budget to purchase power but it comes out in the wash when they actually sell it. You'd need to see the revenue chart to know for sure.

If it costs $1.7B a year to run a revenue generating electric utility, then everyone involved needs to be fired immediately.

[Orange&White 5522]

19 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I know that nothing will change regarding this utterly corrupt town run by a gang of grinning criminals, but I'm still amazed that the line just never seems to get crossed for most Austinites.  Is it just the largely transient young voters who keep the grift running for these con artist motherfuckers, or are there truly invested residents who keep voting for them?  At some point, even the most dye-in-the-wool progressive has to look at how we're being taxed and what we get in return for it and at least think, "Hey, wait a minute!"   We pay an insane premium to live somewhere not controlled by Bible thumpers, and most days, I think it's worth the pinch.  I wouldn't mind something more in return for getting openly robbed at gunpoint every year, though.

 

That's just it; everyone in Austin bitches incessantly about how much everything sucks but they continue to re-elect the same people over and over and over.

[swraith 345]

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Are there details on that Austin Energy number? 

Electric Utilities typically have a big line item in the budget to purchase power but it comes out in the wash when they actually sell it. You'd need to see the revenue chart to know for sure.

If it costs $1.7B a year to run a revenue generating electric utility, then everyone involved needs to be fired immediately.

[Orange&White 5522]

But they bring in $1.8B.

Then the city takes an extra $150M off the top and puts it into the General Fund.

http://budget.austintexas.gov/#!/year/2025/revenue/0/fund_nm

Edited August 19 by Orange&White

[swraith 345]

I'm not arguing Austin Energy is bad or a drag.  Net net its good for CoA budget. 

 

I'm arguing it is silly to compare CoA budget with CoD budget.

[Orange&White 5522]

Just now, swraith said:

I'm not arguing Austin Energy is bad or a drag.  Net net its good for CoA budget. 

 

I'm arguing it is silly to compare CoA budget with CoD budget.

Absolutely. 

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guess who’s birthday is coming up?

 

she knows her audience