Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Underdog 28544]

So... We can expect tit pics from her soon? 

[Brisketexan 105041]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

So... We can expect tit pics from her soon? 

Probably not.  That would be unwise in advance of her planned bid for a Congressional seat.

[Blotto 23484]

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

She was the best CC member Austin had, which is sad.  District will get what they vote for.

Thats a low bar. I do wonder what's next on the grift list. She's gotten a taste of that GQP magasphere, so I doubt she'll go back to eldercare or whatever she was doing beforehand. Maybe Cruz can teach her the ins and outs of podcasting. 

[Deej 76750]

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Probably not.  That would be unwise in advance of her planned bid for a Congressional seat.

Would it?

[hornian 5210]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Change thread title?

Well, I mean, it is still accurate. It just needs some temporal context. 

[Underdog 28544]

55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Probably not.

 

[deft 6828]

So... We can expect tit pics from her soon? 

Probably not.  That would be unwise in advance of her planned bid for a Congressional seat.

“It’s not like I’m running for congress any time soon”

[atomheartbevo 89618]

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Change thread title?

1 hour ago, hornian said:

Well, I mean, it is still accurate. It just needs some temporal context. 

Done.

You all better campaign like crazy for her when she lays out her campaign strategy next year.

[chainsaw 9850]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Done.

You all better campaign like crazy for her when she lays out her campaign strategy next year.

She's serious?

[RDCanecutter 26377]

If she wants to jump over to Alabama in a few years and grab a US Senate seat, she'll have my vote for either one.

[atomheartbevo 89618]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

She's serious?

Why would she stop?  She made a lot of connections through the TRP and made quite a few trips to D.C.  That’s not the actions of somebody who is hanging it up after a city council seat.  

[gsoda3 3245]

also... she's quite good at it.

[tx 3 putt 76859]

12 hours ago, Blotto said:

I don't remember the details of her worn panty sales operation,

[tx 3 putt 76859]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Probably not.  That would be unwise in advance of her planned bid for a Congressional seat.

 

congress takes a much bigger wallet. she doesn't have that kind of money behind her. 

[futureman 22439]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

congress takes a much bigger wallet. she doesn't have that kind of money behind her. 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

Just now, futureman said:

 

sell those panties !

[Bozo_Casanova 26429]

John Carter is retiring in 26 and Tulsi Gabbard was expected to run for his seat. Presumably she’ll be occupied, so If Kelly wants to move a few miles NW she could give it a shot. I was more surprised by Kelly losing than anything else that happened on Election Day.

Edited Friday at 01:31 PM by Bozo_Casanova

[Pescado_Rojo 19412]

15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

John Carter is retiring in 26 and Tulsi Gabbard was expected to run for his seat. Presumably she’ll be occupied, so If Kelly wants to move a few miles NW she could give it a shot. I was more surprised by Kelly losing than anything else that happened on Election Day.

I've heard Bill Gravell has called dibs on that seat, but who knows.

[Texas Jeff 1942]

In other city council news, Kirk Watson is likely to win reelection and avoid a runoff by 14 votes.  He currently has 50.0041% of the vote.

He raised three times more than the total contributions of his four opponents.

[Eskimohorn 5629]

I guess we wont have Fitlump to kick around anymore, at least as a city council member.

[Deej 76750]

She will be back with another, less lucrative, grift. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

John Carter is retiring in 26 and Tulsi Gabbard was expected to run for his seat. Presumably she’ll be occupied, so If Kelly wants to move a few miles NW she could give it a shot. I was more surprised by Kelly losing than anything else that happened on Election Day.

Her webcam/used panty business would do well in Killeen/ft. Hood. Those guys will fuck anything. 

[MissingInAction 25002]

She did some good things. I honestly think she cares at some level.

Holy shit.... She trump'd us.

Edited Friday at 06:37 PM by MissingInAction

[tomahawk dunk 321]

On 11/6/2024 at 3:17 PM, Underdog said:

So... We can expect tit pics from her soon? 

thanks for the mammaries?