Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[HonestBloke 11]

 

[HonestBloke 11]

Mother of God. She’s only 36 and her legs look 85. https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1306343898265026563?s=20

[HonestBloke 11]

 

[TwiceHorn 31984]

From having skimmed the employment lawsuits, she voluntarily left one job for another and the first job accused her of stealing trade secrets/confidential information.  The accusation seems kind of iffy.

The big lie there is that she was laid off.

[Pasken 1310]

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

From having skimmed the employment lawsuits, she voluntarily left one job for another and the first job accused her of stealing trade secrets/confidential information.  The accusation seems kind of iffy.

The big lie there is that she was laid off.

I think she is claiming she was laid off from the 2nd job.

[Pasken 1310]

57 minutes ago, HonestBloke said:

Mother of God. She’s only 36 and her legs look 85. https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1306343898265026563?s=20

"You are blocked from following this account and viewing their Tweets."

[demos 3032]

"You are blocked from following this account and viewing their Tweets."

Count yourself lucky

[Pasken 1310]

Runoff Campaign finance Report is out:

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=351701

[NorthLoop 14420]

38 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I think she is claiming she was laid off from the 2nd job.

From the company she helped found. 

 

I guess that is possible, eh @immamac ?

[immamac 44198]

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

From the company she helped found. 

 

I guess that is possible, eh @immamac ?

I wasn't laid off, I got fired very different. 

[NorthLoop 14420]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I wasn't laid off, I got fired very different. 

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that she also got fired, and that she wasn't a founder. I wonder if she told her boss "FUCK YOU COCK". 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that she also got fired, and that she wasn't a founder. I wonder if she told her boss "FUCK YOU COCK". 

On Dick Butt stationary. 

[Red Six 131]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

Runoff Campaign finance Report is out:

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=351701

Steve Beuerlein, erstwhile Dallas Cowboys backup quarterback, donated $400, as did his wife.

[Gatorubet 30627]

Falling out of GOP favor due to losing, or flaming out of ACC, is totally different than “being positioned for greater things.”  She’s not being positioned for anything other than a hopeful conservative voice within the ACC. Her political career has a Tiny House ceiling exactly at the ACC. 
I cannot fucking believe this is a real discussion. 

[Foggy Notion 1202]

 

[strangulation! 1716]

34 minutes ago, Red Six said:

Steve Beuerlein, erstwhile Dallas Cowboys backup quarterback, donated $400, as did his wife.

maybe it's a different steve beuerlein?

[RDCanecutter 26851]

7 hours ago, Captainant said:

She's a wildly unqualified, grifting, dishonest demagogue who has aligned herself with the most vocal and violent portion of her constituency. What about that isn't congruous with the GOP? It's a pretty good alignment with party leadership

She's pretty much a more authentic Dan Patrick.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1108]

AC story about how she had an Infowars contributor make a video for her.  Totally mainstream candidate.

https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2020-12-08/council-candidate-tapped-infowars-contributor-to-make-campaign-video/

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Council Candidate Tapped Infowars Contributor to Make Campaign Video

Mackenzie Kelly campaign's finance report tells the tale

By Austin Sanders, 4:25PM, Tue. Dec. 8, 2020

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Mackenzie Kelly in the campaign video edited by Harrison Hill Smith

An Infowars contributor produced a video for City Council candidate Mackenzie Kelly’s campaign, records show. In Kelly’s Oct. 26 campaign finance report, an in-kind contribution of $400 is listed from an “H. Smith” for “video editing and campaign video.”

The address listed in the report is the one where Harrison Hill Smith, the name he uses to advertise his video production services, is registered to vote.

Along with praising Kelly on his show, Smith has also interviewed members of the Groyper Army, described by the Anti-Defamation League as “a white supremacist group that presents its ideology as more nuanced than other groups in the white supremacist sphere.” The group generally adheres to a hardline “American First” ideology that opposes all forms of immigration to the US, as well as LGBTQ rights. The Groypers have gained fame online by confronting other conservative activists, such as the Trumpist youth group Turning Point USA, for not being explicit in their support of white nationalism.

Smith’s Twitter feed features the kind of anti-Semitic, anti-Islam, racist, and homophobic rhetoric associated with other Infowars stars. On Oct. 20 he tweeted, “The Middle School that I went to was named after a guy who executed Muslims with bullets dipped in pig blood, then buried their bodies alongside pig carcasses to eternally deny them paradise.” In a reply, he added, “They had to make up a new rank for him because ‘Five-Star General’ wasn't badass enough.” He’s referring to World War I and Philippine occupation commander John J. Pershing; the pigs’ blood story has been widely debunked.

Smith also promotes COVID-19 and “globalist” – a white supremacist codeword used to identify Jewish involvement – conspiracy theories on his Twitter feed and Infowars show. As of this publication, Kelly was following Smith on Twitter, so it is plausible that she has seen some of his bigoted rhetoric. Kelly did not return requests for comment from the Chronicle, but her campaign manager, Andy Hogue, confirmed that Smith produced the video for the campaign.

Hogue told us that Kelly was offered a free campaign video, and she took it. But, he added, “If I would have known about it I would have said something. Kelly’s running her campaign, she’s really the one calling the shots here.” He also noted that just because Kelly accepted the video doesn’t mean that she’s connected to the Austin-based conspiracy-driven media site founded by Alex Jones. “This is just someone who works at Infowars who does freelance video on the side who offered us a video for free.” Hogue said the campaign has no plans to take the video down; it’s one of the most-watched videos on her campaign’s Facebook page.

The Smith contribution is not Kelly’s only connection to a prominent personality at Infowars. Owen Shroyer, who appeared on Infowars along with Smith to endorse the white-nationalist manifesto of the gunman who killed 51 people at a mosque in New Zealand, was a featured speaker at a June event hosted by the Travis County Republican Party. Kelly tweeted a clip of Shroyer speaking at the event, adding “he knew who I was before I recognized him.”

She also tweeted a photo she took with the conspiracy theorist, but after being called out Kelly tweeted “I definitely don’t align with him in all areas he believes in. This is one of those areas. Now that I’m aware, I can speak to the whole picture. Really, I appreciate this.” The original video she posted, and the photo of her and Shroyer, remain on her public Twitter feed.

 

Edited December 8, 2020 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[Pasken 1310]

11 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

AC story about how she had an Infowars contributor make a video for her.  Totally mainstream candidate.

https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2020-12-08/council-candidate-tapped-infowars-contributor-to-make-campaign-video/

 

All this will go over her base of old fucks. 

[Deej 77665]

25 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

“a white supremacist group that presents its ideology as more nuanced than other groups in the white supremacist sphere.”

 Okay.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

She's pretty much a more authentic Dan Patrick.

I disagree, Dan Patrick looks much better in plaid oxfords and roper jeans than She does.  Admittedly, she looks better in a red dress...but i mean...fucking BARELY! 

[Pasken 1310]

Oh man, I completely forgot about all the appointments she would make. Romeo Rose on the zoning commission. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

She might appoint a surly.

Or maybe she can work some connections to get Ricky has too many mussels.

 

Edited December 9, 2020 by Shaggy3.0

[Captainant 28381]

If she went for a surlyite appointment, I'd imagine she'd nominate a tjhooker or stone oak type of cat

[ABSR 5357]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She might appoint a surly.

Or maybe she can work some connections to get Ricky has too many mussels.

 

Romeo Rose is back!

[Bozo_Casanova 26773]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

Oh man, I completely forgot about all the appointments she would make. Romeo Rose on the zoning commission. 

If she’s elected I will try to get her to appoint me to something. Maybe planning commission or public safety? I think I might could pull it off.

[Covri 6366]

I’m just glad Christine (real or not) was introduced into this thread.
 

Edited December 9, 2020 by Covri

[Gil Bang 26174]

7 hours ago, strangulation! said:

maybe it's a different steve beuerlein?

Oh shit.  Once an aggie player with a very complicated name got in trouble.  A texags poster said a similar thing.  Anybody remember the player?  The name was african IIRC

[hornian 5281]

Interesting. 

Her custody case was sealed on April 14, 2020. 

But from the records online, she filed a petition + an affidavit of indigency when the opened the case, and then the next month there is a "Contest of Affidavit" filed. I can't see the actual documents, becasue they are sealed - but usually it's the District Clerk saying "we think this person lied on their sworn affidavit of indigency and they should in fact be forced to pay filing fees and other costs."

So, one assumes, back in 2014, she was willing to lie on a sworn affidavit and got found out about it. 

Too bad the entire file is sealed. I understand sealing the file as it relates to the kid, but that seems like it may be something that is important to know about a candidate for public office. 

[strangulation! 1716]

40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit.  Once an aggie player with a very complicated name got in trouble.  A texags poster said a similar thing.  Anybody remember the player?  The name was african IIRC

You’re close. It was an OU DB named Chijoke Ongenacho or something close to that. And the response was hey, maybe it’s a different Chijoke Ongenacho?

[HonestBloke 11]

So FitLumps and her husband live with her in-laws? 

 

[The University 852]

if i was running against fit lump and lost, hari-kari would be my next objective.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

4 hours ago, strangulation! said:

You’re close. It was an OU DB named Chijoke Ongenacho or something close to that. And the response was hey, maybe it’s a different Chijoke Ongenacho?

Idoit

it was Chungukwe Okorwonkwo

[Armybrat 41314]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

I disagree, Dan Patrick looks much better in plaid oxfords and roper jeans than She does.  Admittedly, she looks better in a red dress...but i mean...fucking BARELY! 

And Patrick actually had a radio show?

[Armybrat 41314]

8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If she’s elected I will try to get her to appoint me to something. Maybe planning commission or public safety? I think I might could pull it off.

Overseer of media relations?

[El Diablo 4232]

11 hours ago, ABSR said:

Romeo Rose is back!

Jim Paris.

[Pasken 1310]

Lot of speculation here but interesting:

 

 

[NorthLoop 14420]

Damn that looks shady as fuck. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

go on

[Armybrat 41314]

Extortion payoffs? 

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[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

Yeah I looked at that company yesterday.  Tommy Larsen and some guy named Josh DeFord are also employees.  Got to be some kind of personal tie in.

[Guest Lobo]

A city council race does not require $125k+ of consulting fees.  Add on staffers, volunteer events, cost of funds, media buys, social media outreach.  A city council seat doesn't require a half million dollars to campaign for.  That's some weird shit.  

[atomheartbevo 90542]

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah I looked at that company yesterday.  Tommy Larsen and some guy named Josh DeFord are also employees.  Got to be some kind of personal tie in.

It gets better, Reddit chasing down stuff, @Lobo or @Bozo_Casanova or whoever, may find this interesting.  
 

 

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In case that doesn’t embed

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I did a quick search and another group that used Pinpoint Action was Our Mobility Our Future, which opposed Proposition A: https://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=349347

Bob Cornelius, who ran for Cedar Park City Council #2: https://www.cedarparktexas.gov/home/showpublisheddocument?id=15577

Ann Richardson, who ran for Mayor of Cedar Park: https://www.cedarparktexas.gov/home/showdocument?id=15231

They seem to be running campaigns for multiple groups in the Austin area, and I also tried finding anything attesting to this company existing with ACTIVE status. Found nothing. I searched the Tennessee Secretary of State's page too and nothing came up for them. I did this since their LinkedIn claimed an office in Tennessee.

So they do not appear to be a taxable entity anywhere, in three states. Yet they are collecting tens of thousands of dollars for multiple campaigns around here. As for Flannigan's consulting firm, it does appear on the Texas Comptroller website.

Anyway, I do not know anything about the law in this area. I am curious though how many other groups/individuals have used their services and over the course of what amount of time.

 

[atomheartbevo 90542]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

A city council race does not require $125k+ of consulting fees.  Add on staffers, volunteer events, cost of funds, media buys, social media outreach.  A city council seat doesn't require a half million dollars to campaign for.  That's some weird shit.  

How the hell is she raising this much money?

This whole thing just took a turn for the even more bizarre.  

[RPM 26559]

Shady as fuck doesn't begin to cover it. That's a money laundering operation.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Another connection to PinPoint...

 

[Pasken 1310]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

How the hell is she raising this much money?

This whole thing just took a turn for the even more bizarre.  

There are also 2 PACS that are raising money on her behalf along with the D10 GOP candidate. It's hard to know what the groups are spending per candidate but according to Jack Carver's newsletter this is the money just for the runoffs: 

Had Enough Austin? (Conservative group opposing Flannigan & Alter): $116k

SafeTX (conservatives against Flannigan & Alter): $70k

[NorthLoop 14420]

So those biker fucks run a meth lab, "donate" the money to one of these conservative groups anonymously through several individuals - it gets sent to pinpoint, who chalks it up to "consulting" -  then the money goes back to the bikers.....