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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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I personally have no idea what you're referring to, but I did see this online.

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If you make the run-off in a local election, you definitely have a chance of winning. Turn out can be so low that, it really is about energizing a small group of people. How many times do you see someone win a race but not get 50%. Then in the run-off, the order flips and the 2nd place person wins. And who knows what comes next.
Take Dan Crenshaw. His first race in the 2018 GOP primary, he came in second with 27% and only finished .3% out of 3rd place which would have knocked him out of the run-off an probably politics forever. We're talking 155 votes. Then in the GOP run-off, he turned something on, and won 70%.  Now he's talked about as a future governor, senator or who-knows-what candidate. But he was 155 votes from being a nobody in politics. 

It’s how we got Ted Cruz
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I know it's no consolation, but at least know this:

Most of us here have seen the bare-naked, stupid, fake, bad-boob-job tits of the dumbest, most dishonest, contemptible, and narcissistic city council person this side of the Mississippi. That's got to count for something...of zero value...which is nice?

Congratulations, assholes. What starts here ruins the world.

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"Well, at least I did the right things and took the high road", says giant gaping pussy recently defeated by a former amateur porn star who posted her tits on a message board for attention, posted texts supposedly between her and Lance Armstrong showing her to be a desperate pathetic gutter rat, doesn't even have custody of her own daughter, is currently the defendant in a theft of IP lawsuit, fucked Romeo Rose, and literally has an entirely fake resume.

But hey at least he can sleep well tonight knowing he did the right thing and didn't expose any of that to his constituency. Because a history of instability, immorality, and illegality is definitely something that should be hidden from voters for whom someone is trying to represent.

Good job, dumb fuck.

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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Don’t be so down. The earth will continue to revolve and at least we are entertained along the way. 

"Down" ain't the word to describe it. She's not in my district, and I know she'll just be a singular (albeit incredibly stupid) voice on the council. I'm just simply dumbfounded by this theater of the absurd. It's quite incredible.

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I didn't follow it as close as many of you, but it became apparent in the last couple of weeks that she was gonna pull this off.  What really surprised me though is that she won by a larger margin than Alter did in her race.  Really speaks to whatever the fuck is happening up there in North Austin. 

Curious to see what she does on her way into office.  

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13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

"Well, at least I did the right things and took the high road", says giant gaping pussy recently defeated by a former amateur porn star who posted her tits on a message board for attention, posted texts supposedly between her and Lance Armstrong showing her to be a desperate pathetic gutter rat, doesn't even have custody of her own daughter, is currently the defendant in a theft of IP lawsuit, fucked Romeo Rose, and literally has an entirely fake resume.

But hey at least he can sleep well tonight knowing he did the right thing and didn't expose any of that to his constituency. Because a history of instability, immorality, and illegality is definitely something that should be hidden from voters for whom someone is trying to represent.

Good job, dumb fuck.

There were plenty of people talking about it. Shame on everyone outside the media other than Austin Sanders that passed on the information spoon fed to them.

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10 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Damn, I know people are stupid.  But I have truly underestimated the stupidity of a large amount of people.  I clearly need to be even more cynical, I never believed somebody so amazingly stupid, so publicly, could win something like this.

You know what this means?  We need to get somebody from Surly elected.  Somebody that

  • Has custody of their children
  • Hasn't been recently fired
  • Isn't being sued by an employer
  • Hasn't posted newds on the internets.
  • Didn't get pulled over, lied to the cop, then fucking admit to it on social media
  • Didn't fuck, or at least didn't claim to fuck Lance Armstrong and then posts texts
  • Didn't fuck Romeo Rose
  • Hasn't hung out with Owen Shroyerwhateverthefuckhisnameis
  • Hasn't done a shout-out to those dipshit qanons that TexAgs loves
  • Doesn't try to claim an association with Harvard in any way
  • If a claim of disaster scientist is to be made, they must always be pictured on social media as following proper protocols during a fucking pandemic.

Shouldn't be hard to do.

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"From standing courageously behind our law enforcement community to demanding safer conditions for our homeless population to fighting for transparency at City Hall, the voice of Northwest Austin is [sic] has been heard," she wrote. "Considering the stark differences between my campaign's priorities and the platform of the incumbent, their united voice is resoundingly clear this evening."

Her first official press release had a typo...or she could've been rambling drunk. [Sic] not added by me.

 

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2 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

OK.  I gotta ask.  What in the fuck is going on with y'all out there?

Pretty simple really, it’s a center right district that can swing center left (like most of West Austin).  (I know people are going to say that it’s not a right left thing, but it’s hard to fully see around that).

Jimmy beat out a far right loon running center left.

Jimmy voted far left with most of the council which he might have been able to get away with until the homeless started setting up tents all along one of the main corridors of the district and it became a major issue for him that he refused to acknowledge and belittled people for saying it’s a problem and making a big deal out of it (he wasn’t the only one doing this on the council).

So the people had a knee jerk reaction and voted in another far right loon who ran on the homeless issue in hopes of it getting her to solve it (narrator: she won’t)

Not trying to CR this thread but from the outside (meaning I’m in District 10) looking in, it seemed pretty obvious.

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1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

I know people are going to say that it’s not a right left thing

Thanks for the entire explanation. I asked this question in the CR. I appreciate the answers here.

 I agree with you TKthunder2 - it is a right-left issue (regressive right v. establishment center). It's a damn shame with everyone looking at Austin. 

No need to show me out. A little silly that this thread is in DT, but . . .serenity now.  

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