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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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I personally have no idea what you're referring to, but I did see this online.

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Can someone give me a complete cliff's notes/timeline if you can about this person and her involvement with surly (was she on shaggy too?), Lance, and how this city council thing came to be? I know general info but I don't have the context I would like. I ask because she is becoming a damn hero in Wilco where I live.

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She showed up a while back bragging about a new rack she was about to get. Pretty soon everyone figured out she was a completely vapid moron and has treated her as such since. Showed her tits on the shag, was a cam model, pathological liar, completely full of shit human being. Congrats on having her as an elected official, but I guess that’s how things are these days.

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16 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She showed up a while back bragging about a new rack she was about to get. Pretty soon everyone figured out she was a completely vapid moron and has treated her as such since. Showed her tits on the shag, was a cam model, pathological liar, completely full of shit human being. Congrats on having her as an elected official, but I guess that’s how things are these days.

Thanks. I also just read this written about her in 2014 https://www.dailydot.com/debug/mackenzie-kelly-austin-gamergate/

Based on that info she has always seemed to have/needs lots of online attention from different places. I guess shaggy/surly was just another supply for her.

I also didn't realize she had run before.

 

 

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23 hours ago, tbone_ said:

She showed up a while back bragging about a new rack she was about to get. Pretty soon everyone figured out she was a completely vapid moron and has treated her as such since. Showed her tits on the shag, was a cam model, pathological liar, completely full of shit human being. Congrats on having her as an elected official, but I guess that’s how things are these days.

How did her shaggy history not shit-can a political career? That’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. 

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On 4/4/2021 at 1:12 PM, used2b said:

Can someone give me a complete cliff's notes/timeline if you can about this person and her involvement with surly (was she on shaggy too?), Lance, and how this city council thing came to be? I know general info but I don't have the context I would like. I ask because she is becoming a damn hero in Wilco where I live.

She fucked around and found out. 

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On 4/5/2021 at 12:35 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

How did her shaggy history not shit-can a political career? That’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. 

1. Post Trump-era.

2. Would be perceived as sexism and media trying to stay far from that.

3. The entire situation with her even beyond Shaggy is crazy, but that seems to be a trend/feature in a certain party right now.

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On 4/4/2021 at 1:24 PM, tbone_ said:

She showed up a while back bragging about a new rack she was about to get. Pretty soon everyone figured out she was a completely vapid moron and has treated her as such since. Showed her tits on the shag, was a cam model, pathological liar, completely full of shit human being. Congrats on having her as an elected official, but I guess that’s how things are these days.

 

didn't @MissingInAction attempt to pick her up a the bar / bang her ?

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That's one of the saddest sentences I've ever read.

On another topic---Texas looks poised to pickup 3 more U.S. Congressional seats here in a few months.  Can we gaslight her into thinking she should run for one of those seats?  Because of the explosive growth not necessarily within, but all around Austin...they're gonna gerrymander the hell outta this area.  We have 6 Congressional districts that touch some part of the Austin MSA.  I think it goes up to 7 for 2022.  And I think Fitlump is our gal for one of those districts (she doesn't have to physically live in the one she's running for by law).  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

That's one of the saddest sentences I've ever read.

On another topic---Texas looks poised to pickup 3 more U.S. Congressional seats here in a few months.  Can we gaslight her into thinking she should run for one of those seats?  Because of the explosive growth not necessarily within, but all around Austin...they're gonna gerrymander the hell outta this area.  We have 6 Congressional districts that touch some part of the Austin MSA.  I think it goes up to 7 for 2022.  And I think Fitlump is our gal for one of those districts (she doesn't have to physically live in the one she's running for by law).  

Conjecture I've read is they'll pack the ultra blue areas of Austin in one district for Doggett or an AOC-type successor and then spread thin the purple 'burbs as much as possible among myriad ruby red rural districts.

Back on point, I was F5ing my way through that evening hoping that MIA would score.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's totally running for higher offices

 

This is the most predictable development in the history of ever.

She's going to win a Texas house seat or an actual congressional seat.   Easily.  Like, walk-right-in easily.  Because this timeline.

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On 4/8/2021 at 8:58 AM, MissingInAction said:

She was supposed to meet me at kung fu lounge but didn't show.

Stood up by lump. One of many low points in my worthless life.

 

On 4/11/2021 at 3:04 PM, Deej said:

FitLump for president in 2028.

I think this fits on several levels Swamp, Presidents of the United States, "Is this lump outta my head" and of course the title. It could be her campaign rally theme music.  

 

 

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Haven’t read this thread since she won the election. Randomly, I had a nightmare last night that Lump was coming onto me hard. She was pregnant, and was sniffing some milk drink infused with Lysol to get drunk. Apparently the vapors would not harm the baby and she wanted to party. Terrible sleep. 

I would still go get a couple of penicillin shots and bath in bleach, just to be sure.   

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Haven’t read this thread since she won the election. Randomly, I had a nightmare last night that Lump was coming onto me hard. She was pregnant, and was sniffing some milk drink infused with Lysol to get drunk. Apparently the vapors would not harm the baby and she wanted to party. Terrible sleep. 

Did you drink some Lysol before you went to sleep?

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Haven’t read this thread since she won the election. Randomly, I had a nightmare last night that Lump was coming onto me hard. She was pregnant, and was sniffing some milk drink infused with Lysol to get drunk. Apparently the vapors would not harm the baby and she wanted to party. Terrible sleep. 

You might want to see someone about your brain disorder.
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Haven’t read this thread since she won the election. Randomly, I had a nightmare last night that Lump was coming onto me hard. She was pregnant, and was sniffing some milk drink infused with Lysol to get drunk. Apparently the vapors would not harm the baby and she wanted to party. Terrible sleep. 

Bad news: that wasn’t a dream; that really happened.
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she's starting to get, not sure I'd say a following, but get mentioned in stories by right-wing sites somewhat frequently.

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-preston/2021/04/12/austin-police-officer-shot-on-duty-just-one-city-council-member-gives-him-backup-n1439347

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Austin Police Officer Shot On Duty; Just One City Council Member Gives Him Backup

Early Friday morning, an Austin, Texas, police officer was shot in the line of duty in the city’s northeast. KXAN reports:

According to Interim Austin Police Chief Joseph Chacon, it began when someone called 911, saying someone in another car was shooting at them. Minutes later, officers found the 911 caller, who had not been shot. Officers then found the vehicle of the person they believed fired the shots.

Police say officers got behind the vehicle, turned on their lights and stopped the vehicle. As they exited their vehicle, the person in the car began shooting at them. Two officers returned fire.

One officer and the suspect both suffered gunshot wounds.

The suspect, who has not yet been named, opened fire on the officers and wounded one. The incident could have gone so much worse than it did. Any police call or stop can turn violent in a flash.

Friday’s incident marked the 4th APD officer shot on duty in 2021. That’s double the number of APD officers shot across all of 2020, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

A source familiar with the details of the shooting tells PJ Media that it was a “miracle” that both officers survived. Split-second action based on their gunfighting training saved them both, according to the source. The officers’ body cameras were activated and captured video of the shooting.

“Having watched all that video, it’s chilling, and we are lucky right now that we don’t have more people that are injured, particularly our officers, who in the face of this danger displayed bravery,” interim police chief Joseph Chacon said in a press briefing after the shooting.

The officer was taken to a local hospital and underwent surgery Friday morning. He has gone home and is expected to make a full recovery. Both officers involved are on administrative leave pending investigations of the shooting, per APD policy.

While the officer was in the hospital, most of the Austin City Council did not visit him or offer public support for him. Councilwoman Mackenzie Kelly (District 6) has only been on the job since January. Kelly visited the wounded officer and showed APD support by stopping by the headquarters of the Austin Police Association.

Austin Austin Councilwoman Mackenzie Kelly visits APA after visiting a wounded APD officer who was shot in the line of duty.

Mayor Steve Adler did issue a tweet (about two days later, after his silence was noticed).

Austin’s city council voted unanimously to defund its police department by about $150 million in August 2020. Since that time, violent crime has skyrocketed in the city. The Texas Municipal Police Association made a direct connection between that vote and the rise in violence across Austin that has seen four officers shot in the first quarter of the year.

The Texas Municipal Police Association (TMPA) stated it supports any [new anti-violent crime] initiatives out there, but say it’s possible the increase in violent crimes may be a pitfall of budget cuts.

“We need to renew our efforts to provide law enforcement agencies with the resources they need to do their jobs,” Kevin Lawrence, the TMPA’S executive director, said. “Kudos to the interim chief for making this effort, and we’ll keep our fingers crossed.”

Just last week, PJ Media exclusively reported that APD is suffering a flood of officers leaving the force in the wake of the council’s massive budget cuts. If separations continue at their present pace, APD could lose about 10% of its officers in 2021. With police academy classes suspended until at least June, APD has no way to replace any of the officers it is losing. Friday’s shooting takes two more officers out of action for an undetermined amount of time.

this is all to say that it seems like she's slowly gaining a recognition among conservatives. if it keeps up she could develop a following.

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she's starting to get, not sure I'd say a following, but get mentioned in stories by right-wing sites somewhat frequently.

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-preston/2021/04/12/austin-police-officer-shot-on-duty-just-one-city-council-member-gives-him-backup-n1439347

this is all to say that it seems like she's slowly gaining a recognition among conservatives. if it keeps up she could develop a following.

Why are they so quick to follow grifters?

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