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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

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"Who's Afraid of Vagina Woof" by the great Edward Albeefucked

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41 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

She is so hideous looking. Her face is getting fatter and her teeth more yellow by the photo. 

Stop.  I can't possibly get any more erect.  

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Stop.  I can't possibly get any more erect.  

"If your erection lasts more than four hours, please look at a picture of Fitlump." 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Lump. Big lump.

Is it wrong I read this in Long Duck Dong's voice? 

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56 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Please never compare anything of her with anything of Terri Garr. Terri Garr was a fucking knockout in Young Frankenstein.

76 YO Terri Garr with MS is more attractive than fitlump at her "peak".

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Posted
9 hours ago, South Austin said:

Lump. Big lump.

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead on the city council 

 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hate that I have to check this thread out of morbid curiosity and pray every time that it’s nothing too horrifying. 

You know those finger cots we all had to use during the last year+ for myriad elections during Covid?  Studies show, 3 out of 5 of those have been inside FitLump.  

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hate that I have to check this thread out of morbid curiosity and pray every time that it’s nothing too horrifying. 

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

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Posted
22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

whitman would

Posted
23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The next Austin mayoral election is not until next year, so you could probably skip this thread for a while.  

Just think of it as a thread to find out which Surly posters would still bang her.

I am waiting for Godot. 

Posted
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Our future mayor keeps adding to her clothing collection.

 

Judging by that first pic in profile, she needs to be adding to the size of that clothing also.

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But it begs the question - Lance, Romeo, everything else doesn’t move the needle?


This stuff really does not seem to be common knowledge amongst her (former) supporters, despite being public record.


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So, you're saying she never really stood for anything and was just in it to join the grift as quickly as possible?

Color me shocked. 

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I am more impressed that someone lost to her with all the ammo they had to throw at her.  Whoever that was must really be a dumbass and be hating their life right now.

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"It’s sad and unfortunate to have a government that lies, and doesn’t have the people’s best interest as their priority."

There's a sucker born every minute.

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38 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I am more impressed that someone lost to her with all the ammo they had to throw at her.  Whoever that was must really be a dumbass and be hating their life right now.

It's not ammo a progressive candidate can throw. If she ever faces a competitive republican primary though she'll be in trouble.

Posted
1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Anyone going to call out her previous profession on facebook and wait for the fallout?  Or has that already been done and Austin don't care.  

Austin elects real estate lawyer whores, so why not a cam whore?

Posted
4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

For those of us who refused the siren call of Facebook, anyone want to share the facebook post?

You should be able to view some of it, just click on the "Not Now" login link

https://www.facebook.com/106283570973088/posts/335140508087392/?d=n

It's over 130 comments, most of which are bitching that she sold them out.

Some great comments though

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Okay, all of you eager to take Mackenzie down need to realize that she's our only hope. I wouldn't have used the word plagiarism, but she is inside the lion's den and trying to make allies. I think my friend Don Zimmerman would never have said this, but we need to decide whether we want someone to really be tough on the rest of the council and be gone after one term, or whether we want the best hope that Austin has to have a long career there.

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So disappointed in Kelly. Thought she was an advocate for sensible government. Not in my district, but thought she was the voice of reason fighting against this whitewashing of history.

Hopefully local media continues to see what the PAC has done and continues to give credit where credit is due.

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Since when are Kelly and Kitchen holding hands and skipping through the streets of Austin? WTAF is going on here? 

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 they will braid each other’s hair later

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LMAO… she’s soft. She’s been riding the line between champion issues important to citizens & being politically amicable.

Not surprisingly, taking a play from Adler’s book trying to claim credit for gov’t success that belongs to the private sector.

She's also catching shit on twitter

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