Fitlump fucking won an Austin City Council seat

[Deej 76156]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

I like that the guy on the aisle is posing for the photo. And of course she has the fake service dog with her.

That is no fake service dog. It is there to distract people from her lump.

[tx 3 putt 75237]

When does she become mayor ?

[CTC2 2641]

I know nothing about the people in that picture but just looking at it cracks me up. 

[baboso 6035]

That poor bastard in the middle seat is already holding his hands like he is shackled.

[B00M 6024]

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Classic middle seat and aisle seat poses… What the fuck is she doing? Profusely sweating as she tries not to shit herself? Is she looking away as she realizes she’s being photographed? 

 

[atomheartbevo 88914]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

When does she become mayor ?

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

[Gatorubet 29538]

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Damn.  Locked the chigger vote. 

[tx 3 putt 75237]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

House seat is a much better grift 

[DalTxHornFan 3070]

It seemed to work out for Casar OK.

[Underdog 28120]

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Have that same hat so hits close to home… and yes, I get a free bowl of soup by wearing it.

[Davis Lane 5502]

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

[MissingInAction 24324]

14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

[Deej 76156]

On 6/14/2024 at 10:00 AM, Davis Lane said:

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

 

[NAVY 6667]

I’m tired of this singular sort-of- centered lump on a plane 

[Deej 76156]

[Brisketexan 103515]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

[gofuckyourself 8057]

So the lump is a separate purchase add-on accessory then?

[Shaggy3.0 1694]

still wood.

 

/ducks

[Deej 76156]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

[atomheartbevo 88914]

35 minutes ago, Deej said:

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

So we can get one of this?

[Underdog 28120]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

still wood.

 

/ducks

Get in line, motherfucker!

[Deej 76156]

Prolly

[MissingInAction 24324]

Almost did.

[jimmyjazz 45162]

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Blotto 23245]

climbing up that GQP ladder, I see

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8852]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

[BurntEyes 5629]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

[jimmyjazz 45162]

I have all kinds of shame, but my resemblance to Declan is not one of them.

[BurntEyes 5629]

41 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

I'll only speak for myself, but I'm extremely confident that the following is applicable for many Surly posters.

I committed far worse sins in my youthful drinking days. FAR worse. 

Hell, I slept with one with similar (non-lump) afflictions post drinking youth days. 

I'm not proud of it... but.. 

[MissingInAction 24324]

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2.

[Underdog 28120]

Bobbypetrinodontcarehadsex.jpeg

[tbone_ 13977]

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2.

3 3s makes a 9

[atomheartbevo 88914]

37 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

3 3s makes a 9

[atomheartbevo 88914]

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Underdog 28120]

23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

How much time you got? 

[Armybrat 40527]

On 6/13/2024 at 10:16 PM, Gatorubet said:

Damn.  Locked the flea vote. 

Fify

[RPM 26090]

On 7/19/2024 at 3:09 PM, Deej said:

Drag Conan O'Brien?

[Texaus 365]

On 6/13/2024 at 7:23 PM, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Fucking pre boarders

[Underdog 28120]

On 6/13/2024 at 8:23 PM, blacklab said:

on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

I don't want to be forward but I've never been with a man before and it looks like we're not going to survive this crash... 

[NAVY 6667]

Lump down. Seriously though, I hope she’s ok. 
 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-city-councilmember-mackenzie-kelly 

[tx 3 putt 75237]

On 7/19/2024 at 5:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

@MissingInAction has high standards, so easy to see him passing or he was too high and passed out

[atomheartbevo 88914]

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Lump down. Seriously though, I hope she’s ok. 
 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-city-councilmember-mackenzie-kelly 

Her team released a statement a little later that didn't say much

 

This was before the "event" earlier today.

Edited August 7 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 88914]

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

[YGIFS 19445]

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those.  Granted it was a low bar to start, but she's been a pleasant surprise.  I can't vote for her, and won't donate to her, but I wish her the best of luck on her bid.  

Edited August 7 by YGIFS

[Deej 76156]

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

[YGIFS 19445]

Imagine how my dog feels about it.

[royiv 9044]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

Don’t kink shame.

[Deej 76156]

Just now, royiv said:

Don’t kink shame.

I just hope he starts his dog on antibiotics beforehand. 

[tx 3 putt 75237]

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

 

highest paying job she's ever had 

[MissingInAction 24324]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

@MissingInAction has high standards, so easy to see him passing or he was too high and passed out

Sort of.