Check Out This Fucking Sandwich

[Jack Straw 2954]

cam4mav had a delicious looking sandwich on the Steel Shank thread that merited its own thread - so i thought i would revive this thread from TOS

i dug up the original sandwich starting that thread.  I think it was 2013 or 2014 and as I recall it was a "ice day" in Austin so I was "working" from home and decided to make a ridiculous fucking sandwich:

check out this fucking cheeseburger sandwich (also found in my photos):

check out this fucking sandwich I made recently with home cured and brined corned beef braised in Guinness (cross-posted in Shit I've Cooked Lately):

[Jerry Callo 8694]

No dog in the second picture, so no way to verify that its really your sandwich.

[RPM 26315]

I know a cheeseburger is technically a sandwich, but isn't that redundant?

Edit: No shade to the burger, it looks badass.

Edited May 8, 2020 by RPM

[gernblansten 3196]

We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion.  I'll start.  

I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.

[Jack Straw 2954]

my school of thought:

if you can put it in between two pieces of bread and eat it, its a sandwich

if you can put it in a tortilla and eat it, its a taco

the end

[Jerry Callo 8694]

But can it be a breakfast taco without eggs?

 

[jeevsie 3733]

Barbacoa, bro.

[Jack Straw 2954]

31 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

But can it be a breakfast taco without eggs?

 

yes

can we get back to the sandwiches tho

 

[Spankytoes 1739]

2 hours ago, gernblansten said:

We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion.  I'll start.  

I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.

Unless you live in the Northeast

[Zepol87 9185]

2 hours ago, gernblansten said:

We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion.  I'll start.  

I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.

Peak off-season. I agree 

[Anastasis 23454]

Fried oyster blt repost.

Edited May 8, 2020 by Anastasis

[futureman 22439]

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

if you can put it in between two pieces of bread and eat it, its a sandwich

is a hot dog a sandwich?

[futureman 22439]

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Fried oyster blt repost.

THAT is a sandwich. 

[Dewey 3286]

3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

my school of thought:

if you can put it in between two pieces of bread and eat it, its a sandwich

if you can put it in a tortilla and eat it, its a taco

the end

One piece of bread folded is a bread taco

[elfenix 34221]

Did someone say sandwich?

 

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Fried oyster blt repost.

Oh you motherfucker.

[justhookit 4191]

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

[South Austin 52431]

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Fried oyster blt repost.

I’m going to find out where you live and start stalking you. Hope it doesn’t get weird.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

 

 

 

I found out where you live and started stalking you. Hope it hasn’t been weird.

 

 

 

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[immamac 42832]

Tasty burger. 

[Steel Shank 9421]

Check out this fucking whole brisket sandwich.

[jimmyjazz 45877]

Great looking sammiches.  My thoughts on sammiches:

1.  Bread quality -- it's hard to find good bread, and I don't bake.  Most grocery store bread sucks.

2.  Bread quantity -- most people seem to use way too much bread (or to put it another way, don't use enough stuffins').  A two-slicer should have at least a half pound of tasty things in between.  If  you're not that hungry, just use one slice cut in half, but make a real sammich for your husband.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Great looking sammiches.  My thoughts on sammiches:

1.  Bread quality -- it's hard to find good bread, and I don't bake.  Most grocery store bread sucks.

2.  Bread quantity -- most people seem to use way too much bread (or to put it another way, don't use enough stuffins').  A two-slicer should have at least a half pound of tasty things in between.  If  you're not that hungry, just use one slice cut in half, but make a real sammich for your husband.

Yup. The bread and the fixxins to bread ratio are the 2 most important aspects of a sandwich for me.

[DoobieWah 1432]

9 hours ago, justhookit said:

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

NTTAWWT.

 

[Anastasis 23454]

On 5/9/2020 at 12:41 AM, South Austin said:

I’m going to find out where you live and start stalking you. Hope it doesn’t get weird.

It's all good.  Your mom already knows the address.  BTW, tell here happy mother's day from me. 😃

[RMac5 1551]

She’s actually over here today so I will tell her.

[Anastasis 23454]

Not one I made, but gonna post it because is still haunts my dreams. 

Fried pork cutlet sandwich at pub brewsky in Montreal.

 

[RPM 26315]

On 5/8/2020 at 4:13 PM, Jack Straw said:

my school of thought:

if you can put it in between two pieces of bread and eat it, its a sandwich

if you can put it in a tortilla and eat it, its a taco

the end

Is a burrito a taco?

[Deej 76748]

On 5/9/2020 at 8:36 AM, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Yup. The bread and the fixxins to bread ratio are the 2 most important aspects of a sandwich for me.

 

[futureman 22439]

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Figured you were a mayo guy, guy.

[Covri 6244]

On 5/8/2020 at 3:59 PM, gernblansten said:

We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion.  I'll start.  

I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.

Is a patty melt a burger or a sandwich?

[futureman 22439]

36 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Figured you were a mayo guy, guy.

you have no idea. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 5/8/2020 at 8:09 PM, futureman said:

is a hot dog a sandwich?

If you slice it into rounds and put it on Wonder bread, yes. It is a crappy sandwich, but it is, in fact, a sandwich.

[SydneyCarton 48051]

I’d argue a hot dog is an open-faced sandwich. All hamburgers are sandwiches. Just because you can get more specific such as a phylum/genus/animal/kingdom style level doesn’t mean the same isn’t applicable to sandwiches. Or cars. My dog is still a mammal even though I never say Im going to go walk the mammal. My car is still a vehicle even though I don’t refer to it as that. And a hamburger is still a fucking sandwich. 

[South Austin 52431]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And a hamburger is still a fucking sandwich. 

“That is a tasty burger sandwich.”

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Cube Rule of Food, u morons

[smuggs 9350]

For posterity and archival purposes:

 

 

[HouTex 1866]

Raw bacon sandwich. Yum.

[Hank_Hill 18785]

Pretty sure DoD died of the Trichinosis 

[futureman 22439]

most raw bacon has been cured and/or smoked.  still not a good idea but not as dangerous as you might think. 

[South Austin 52431]

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

For posterity and archival purposes:

 

 

I'm not sure that would look good to me even if I was serving a life sentence and eating prison food.

[irishtexan 11511]

On 5/8/2020 at 3:59 PM, gernblansten said:

We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion.  I'll start.  

I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.

On 5/10/2020 at 5:33 PM, Covri said:

Is a patty melt a burger or a sandwich?

 

cheeseburgers and hot dogs are not sandwiches. And yet, somehow, a patty melt is a sandwich. Fight me.

Edited May 12, 2020 by irishtexan

[jimmyjazz 45877]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

most raw bacon has been cured and/or smoked.  still not a good idea but not as dangerous as you might think. 

I used to have coworkers in Germany.  I went over to their offices for a week, and on my last day they tried to get me to eat lunch delivered from the local butcher.  "Mett" -- freshly ground raw  pork.

Oh, hell no.  For multiple reasons.  

[SydneyCarton 48051]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 

cheeseburgers and hot dogs are not sandwiches. And yet, somehow, a patty melt is a sandwich. Fight me.

If the current climate in America has taught me one thing, there is only so much one can do to fight ignorance. Somewhere CDT23, RoostaMan and eCheese are still bemoaning the loss of Greg Davis. And a cheeseburger is a sandwich. 

 

[wd40 1976]

is it the meat or the bread crust that defines it?  if the bread, then you just eliminated half the posts in this thread.  if it's just because it has an alternat name, well, ok then.

anyhoo.  since reposting is ok today.

[Sam Lin 3550]

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I used to have coworkers in Germany.  I went over to their offices for a week, and on my last day they tried to get me to eat lunch delivered from the local butcher.  "Mett" -- freshly ground raw  pork.

Oh, hell no.  For multiple reasons.  

Mett and parisa go back to the same cultural roots, and actually have quite a following in areas of Texas due to those same immigrant roots.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

22 hours ago, smuggs said:

For posterity and archival purposes:

 

 

Wut. The. Fuck.

[Brisketexan 105039]

Not one I made, but gonna post it because is still haunts my dreams. 

Fried pork cutlet sandwich at pub brewsky in Montreal.

 

Mother....fucker.  I'm pretty sure GOLL and I stopped in there for a beer a few months ago (dead of winter, wandering around at -2, we needed a refreshment).  But we just had drinks.  Shoulda had that sammich, too.  We could have just eaten dinner later.

I used to have coworkers in Germany.  I went over to their offices for a week, and on my last day they tried to get me to eat lunch delivered from the local butcher.  "Mett" -- freshly ground raw  pork.

Oh, hell no.  For multiple reasons.  

Dude, mett's good stuff.  Last time we were in Berlin, I ate it for breakfast probably 3 days in a row at the little cafe across the street from our hotel.

 

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Sigh




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