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My whore smells like whiskey and feet.  

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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

true story I once did a beer luge using an exes axe wound.  She was tickled pink until I upped the ante to vodka.

Seems that's a good way to give her a yeast infection.

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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Deposit is only $.02 in Jersey but take 'em to Philly and you can get a nickel. That's 3 cents profit for every pussy you slam.

Reminds me of why 50 cent pieces are so uncommon. 

aggy done married 'em all

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14 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

It's tuna scented, isn't it?

And when the bartender opens one, a blind guy at the end of the bar says “well hello ladies.”

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