Donald Trump 2018

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The Best People.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5648681/Trump-officials-ex-wanted-love-child-aborted-said-Kellyanne-Conway-shriveled-fun-bags.html

 

It irritates me CNN keeps the normalizing Trumpkins on like Miller and Jack Kingston.

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jesus, when Dotard advises you to withdraw consideration because of the skeletons in your closet, it’s gotta be bad. 

 

Yea, that whole vetting thing is really too much work to be bothered with..... all the best people.

[Ten Bears 2483]

13 minutes ago, retread said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It irritates me CNN keeps the normalizing Trumpkins on like Miller and Jack Kingston.

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

The fat bald guy is horrible. I don't know how they keep a straight face when reciting the talking points.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

Edited April 24, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Joke’s on her when they read dotard’s will and find out he left everything to Hannity.

Spends it all on his own funeral.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 4/20/2018 at 6:28 PM, Mapache said:

 

 

[Blotto 23584]

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It irritates me CNN keeps the normalizing Trumpkins on like Miller and Jack Kingston.

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

If you eliminate nitwits, douchebags, and people who fucking suck ass.....you have effectively reduced the pool of people who will speak in support of Trump to zero.

[triplehorn 2664]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

 

 

 

[Jive Turkey 12647]

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It irritates me CNN keeps the normalizing Trumpkins on like Miller and Jack Kingston.

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

Santorum is really good on election coverage. 

[Sawbonz 27595]

Is Macron a Russian agent too?

[deech 2297]

26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It irritates me CNN keeps the normalizing Trumpkins on like Miller and Jack Kingston.

Rick Santorum is a douche too.

I understand they need Trump people to give the appearance of balance but the nitwits they’ve chosen fucking suck ass.

Yeah, because they are losing the Fox News viewers every day.  LOL

[Brisketexan 105427]

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The Best People.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5648681/Trump-officials-ex-wanted-love-child-aborted-said-Kellyanne-Conway-shriveled-fun-bags.html

 

He's clearly a POS.

But that doesn't mean that she's not crazy, too.  She's a bleach blonde hispanic Trumpkin who had an affair with a married man and had his baby, expecting things to work out a-ok.

The best people.

 

The Kellyanne crack is funny, though.  Rude, misogynist, and utterly inappropriate....but it's the Trump White House.  I'd expect that various people's boobs are the topic of at least 30% of the conversations around there.

[hayden_horn 11365]

13 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

holy shit

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is Macron a Russian agent too?

The opposite.  We should pull for Macron to keep chumming it up with Trump.  He’s a shitload better influence on Trump that the brutal dictators Trump seems to love.

Macron is especially important for the U.S. right now since Trump can’t warm up to Merkel or May.

[Brisketexan 105427]

I'd like a Christmas Variety bucket -- do they still come with a bonus shovel?

Because he's right -- what ARE you gonna do with the do-do??  WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

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The do-do goes back in the used bucket.

What a country. Get run out of the religious broadcasting community b/c of an affair, rehab yourself, and come back selling gruel buckets for the apocalypse -- zombie, nuke, global warming, asteroid, whatever.

[Brandywine 1317]

24 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

 Bakker didn’t learn anything in prison. He’s still a con man. 

Edited April 24, 2018 by Brandywine

[Brisketexan 105427]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The opposite.  We should pull for Macron to keep chumming it up with Trump.  He’s a shitload better influence on Trump that the brutal dictators Trump seems to love.

Macron is especially important for the U.S. right now since Trump can’t warm up to Merkel or May.

And 100% this.

Macron is playing Trump.  And that's good for all of us.  He gets Trump to think they're pals.  And Trump will go along with something from his pal...if his pal plays him the right way.  It's all simple jedi-mind trick shit, and anyone worth a shit who's negotiated with a Gump-like adversary (or partner) has used them.

Macron: "Man, Donald.  We have always wanted to do X, but Obama just wouldn't go for it.  That was really frustrating."

Trump: "I'LL DO IT!  OBAMA WOULDN'T, BUT I WILL!"

If your job is "get Trump to do what I want," there are a lot of EASY ways to do that.  And if you have to act like his bestest buddy to get there, that's the price you gotta pay.

[Chad Fuck 17806]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He's clearly a POS.

But that doesn't mean that she's not crazy, too.  She's a bleach blonde hispanic Trumpkin who had an affair with a married man and had his baby, expecting things to work out a-ok.

The best people.

 

The Kellyanne crack is funny, though.  Rude, misogynist, and utterly inappropriate....but it's the Trump White House.  I'd expect that various people's boobs are the topic of at least 30% of the conversations around there.

This.  Those "I'm with [insert C-list pol here]"  selfies don't scream "crazy semi-star fucker" at all. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5129]

9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

 Bakker didn’t learn anything in prison. He’s still a con man. 

He learned how to be a better con man.

[woohorn 1131]

Probably, but then again it's the Donald.  With the right person, she might, just might be an absolute animal.  
 
 

Remember that she was a pro less than 15 years ago. It's like riding a bike...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Macron is insanely politically savvy.  

During his campaign, he anticipated the Russians would hack his email systems so he overloaded his email accounts with junk documents.  This made it very difficult for the Russians to weaponize his emails in time to make any impact on the election.  In fact, the Russians were only able to get his emails out on the day of or day before the election.

Also, before Macron arrived, he went on Fox News to subtly lobby for the Iran deal like he was talking directly to Trump. 

No surprise, he’s also good with the social media.

This guy fucks.

 

 

Edited April 24, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[WhatTheBuck 28805]

32 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The opposite.  We should pull for Macron to keep chumming it up with Trump.  He’s a shitload better influence on Trump that the brutal dictators Trump seems to love.

Macron is especially important for the U.S. right now since Trump can’t warm up to Merkel or May.

It's pretty impressive how much respect Macron earned from Trump just by beating him at his stupid handshake game. Macron squeezed Trump's hand until it hurt and the bully crumpled. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's pretty impressive how much respect Macron earned from Trump just by beating him at his stupid handshake game. Macron squeezed Trump's hand until it hurt and the bully crumpled. 

Honestly, I think it was the two hour French Military Parade.  Trump ate that shit up like a bucket of fried chicken.

[WhatTheBuck 28805]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Honestly, I think it was the two hour French Military Parade.  Trump ate that shit up like a bucket of fried chicken.

That impressed Trump but it all started with that handshake. Trump was deferential to Macron after that. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Old white dudes definitely care way too much about handshakes. 

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Good thing Macron is all feelsy with Trump since Melania is loathe to even touch his hand. He's gonna have to be satisfied with that until he can get time with hookers. 

[jimmyjazz 46218]

Macron flashing the horns:

Edited April 24, 2018 by jimmyjazz

[SmokeyTheBear 5568]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is fucking fascinating in the most disturbing way

[burntorangebongos 10752]

What is up with that? 

[Hank Kingsley 21059]

Super Deluxe makes heavily edited videos for maximum laughs.  That is common knowledge for people that follow them, but it kind of pisses me off that their shit goes viral without that warning/heads up.  

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46218]

They didn't edit her freaky laugh.  That would put the fear of God in me if I was her husband.

[Ten Bears 2483]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

holy shit

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[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Jackson reminded Trump that he is actually obese. 

[woohorn 1131]

Ha! Jackson has the ultimate kompromat-Trump's REAL medical records.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Melania’s face in this video, holy shit.

[Pods 7586]

9 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Ha! Jackson has the ultimate kompromat-Trump's REAL medical records.

Meh, Trumpkins won't care that he is actually 345 pounds and his blood type is gravy. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

Wow. She totally despises him. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

The body language and facial expressions cannot be more clear. She hates him. He reluctantly tries to hold her hand. She initially rejects and finally relents and is disgusted that she did so, and he then acknowledges her disgust by thanking her for doing so.

Pretty sad.

Or as tump might say. Sad!

[sachick 1189]

“Don’t even think about it. Don’t you fucking touch me.”

[Bama Chick 28596]

She haaaaaaaaaaates him so much.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Trump is going to bawl like a toddler when Macron has to go home.

 

Another great pic.

Edited April 24, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[burntorangebongos 10752]

7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Still giving us precious lulz when she is reluctant to hold his hand. He thanked after she relented this time.

haha. I love her hate... she ain't letting him out of the dog house EVAR. That sweet picture of Macron kissing his wife's hand made me miss the Mexican stand off staring contest behind them. That is some good shit. They'll need to autopsy Trump for poison if he drops dead from "natural causes" someday.

[David Dennison 18951]

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

haha. I love her hate... she ain't letting him out of the dog house EVAR. That sweet picture of Macron kissing his wife's hand made me miss the Mexican stand off staring contest behind them. That is some good shit. They'll need to autopsy Trump for poison if he drops dead from "natural causes" someday.

Her book is going to be outstanding.

[atomheartbevo 89816]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Her book is going to be outstanding.

Oprah will come out of retirement for her.

[JimmyJames 12271]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Her book is going to be outstanding.

I have never bought a book written by a politician or someone close to them but I might reconsider for this one. I just hope she goes scorched earth on the orange idiot. 

[atomheartbevo 89816]

"We recognize the image of God in every human soul.  Unless you didn't vote for me or you're from a shithole country.  Or you're a female leader of a European nation."