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6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The Salty Sailor?  Is that the one where you climax into a gravy boat?

Wait....there's only ONE where that's the ending?

Welp, cross "Thanksgiving surprise" off the list...

Posted
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What she's too fucking stupid to realize is that the salty sailor is (1) lying about all of his "accomplishments" and (2) fucking her sister and giving her 4 different strains of the clap he picked up on shore leave in the Philippines.

And to make it worse, the only "accomplishments" they're proud of are.....he's told all the mexicans and mooslems "fuck you!"  Wonderful.  Epic achievement.

Oh, and I loved the fireman analogy.   How fucking stupid can you be?  Let's go with that -- if there were an actual burning building wiht Trump inside, the ONLY thing I can guarantee you is that he would shove EVERYONE aside so he could be the first out.  Fuck, he'd grab a handicapped gal out of her wheelchair and use her as a flame shield if he thought it would help.  Then, after the fact, he would of course (1) lie and say he was so brave and saved everyone inside, and (2) the fucking moron Trumpkins would believe every single word of it.  And if there were video to the contrary, they'd say "BENGHAZI!"

Trump is George Costanza?

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Posted
2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Love it. Mueller has fucking nothing. Obama's DOJ was spying on Trump just like he did on any reporter that didn't perform immediate fellatio on his ego. The DOJ/FBI/CIA are about to be given an enema. Most of you fuckers would be cheering your asses off if it was anyone but Trump lifting the skirt of the American spying apparatus.

That's right bitch, be afraid

Posted
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What she's too fucking stupid to realize is that the salty sailor is (1) lying about all of his "accomplishments" and (2) fucking her sister and giving her 4 different strains of the clap he picked up on shore leave in the Philippines.

And to make it worse, the only "accomplishments" they're proud of are.....he's told all the mexicans and mooslems "fuck you!"  Wonderful.  Epic achievement.

Oh, and I loved the fireman analogy.   How fucking stupid can you be?  Let's go with that -- if there were an actual burning building wiht Trump inside, the ONLY thing I can guarantee you is that he would shove EVERYONE aside so he could be the first out.  Fuck, he'd grab a handicapped gal out of her wheelchair and use her as a flame shield if he thought it would help.  Then, after the fact, he would of course (1) lie and say he was so brave and saved everyone inside, and (2) the fucking moron Trumpkins would believe every single word of it.  And if there were video to the contrary, they'd say "BENGHAZI!"

i see hyphens, extended ellipses, block caps for emphasis, random cursing, gratuitous quotations and unnecessary numbering of subjunctive clauses.  even without the content, it's unhinged.  then look at the content: weird fantasy projection of anger and contempt onto others.

what are you going to do if you are on the wrong side of history on this trump thing?  you seem to have bet your psyche.

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, krutov said:

i see hyphens, extended ellipses, block caps for emphasis, random cursing, gratuitous quotations and unnecessary numbering of subjunctive clauses.  even without the content, it's unhinged.  then look at the content: weird fantasy projection of anger and contempt onto others.

what are you going to do if you are on the wrong side of history on this trump thing?  you seem to have bet your psyche.

I was raised by oilfield trash, so...

My cursing is never random.  It is a precision instrument.

And indeed, what are you going to do when you find out you're on the wrong side of history on this Trump thing?

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Posted
1 hour ago, krutov said:

you think america needs a revolution and bloodshed because a 71 year old populist with no political organization is potus and he says things that offend the dignity of his office?  what is the imminent threat here?  he can't even find an a-g to do his bidding and you think he's a threat to your republic? 

he's the least dangerous potus you've had in a long time.  this too shall pass. 

now the "resistance" otoh, is ripe for the hijacking by just the kind of person you claim to fear.

  

 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

A woman named Karen Vaughn, whose son was KIA in Afghanistan in 2011, wrote this.  It has been pasted by several of my relatives on FB in the last couple of weeks.  If you want insight into how some people can still believe in Trump, read this:
 

Comment from KAREN VAUGHN Mother of Aaron Vaughn, Navy Seal

“Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn’t mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor. It doesn’t even mean God admires the salty sailor. Maybe He just knows he’s necessary for such a time as this.

I believe with all my heart that God placed that salty sailor in the White House and gave this nation one more chance in November 2016. Donald Trump is what he is. He is still the man he was before the election. And without guilt, I very much admire what that salty sailor is accomplishing.

He’s not like me. That’s okay with me. I don’t want to be like him. I will never behave like him. I know we’ve NEVER had a man like him lead our nation. It’s crazy and a little mind blowing at times. But I can’t help admire the ability he has to act with his heart rather than a calculated, PC, think tank-screened, carefully edited script. I still believe that is WHY he became our President and WHY he’s been able to handle a landslide of adversity and STILL pass unprecedented amounts of good legislation for our country AND do great works for MANY other nations, including Israel.

I’m THRILLED with what he’s doing for my nation, for the cause of Christ (whether intentional or unintentional, doesn’t matter to me), and for the concept of rebuilding America and putting her FIRST. I will not be ashamed of my position because others don’t see him through the same lens.

Should it matter to me if a fireman drops an f-bomb while he’s pulling me from a burning building? Would I really care about what came out of his mouth in those moments? Heck no! I’d CARE about what he was DOING. He wasn’t sent there to save my soul and I’m not looking to him for spiritual guidance. All I’m thinking in those moments is, “Thank you, Jesus, for sending the fireman.”

This man is crass. Okay. He’s not careful with what he says Okay. You feel offended that he’s not a typical statesman. Okay. But he is rebuilding the nation my son died for…the nation I feared was on a fast track to becoming a hopeless cause. Forgive me if I’m smiling.”
 

This woman has worms in her brain

Posted

I’m just glad we finally have a poster worthy of the “Russian troll” nomenclature and his username is actually Russian.

Krutov “The Tank” was a great CCCP hockey player and died way too young. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

A woman named Karen Vaughn, whose son was KIA in Afghanistan in 2011, wrote this.  It has been pasted by several of my relatives on FB in the last couple of weeks.  If you want insight into how some people can still believe in Trump, read this:
 

Comment from KAREN VAUGHN Mother of Aaron Vaughn, Navy Seal

“Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn’t mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor. It doesn’t even mean God admires the salty sailor. Maybe He just knows he’s necessary for such a time as this.

I believe with all my heart that God placed that salty sailor in the White House and gave this nation one more chance in November 2016. Donald Trump is what he is. He is still the man he was before the election. And without guilt, I very much admire what that salty sailor is accomplishing.

He’s not like me. That’s okay with me. I don’t want to be like him. I will never behave like him. I know we’ve NEVER had a man like him lead our nation. It’s crazy and a little mind blowing at times. But I can’t help admire the ability he has to act with his heart rather than a calculated, PC, think tank-screened, carefully edited script. I still believe that is WHY he became our President and WHY he’s been able to handle a landslide of adversity and STILL pass unprecedented amounts of good legislation for our country AND do great works for MANY other nations, including Israel.

I’m THRILLED with what he’s doing for my nation, for the cause of Christ (whether intentional or unintentional, doesn’t matter to me), and for the concept of rebuilding America and putting her FIRST. I will not be ashamed of my position because others don’t see him through the same lens.

Should it matter to me if a fireman drops an f-bomb while he’s pulling me from a burning building? Would I really care about what came out of his mouth in those moments? Heck no! I’d CARE about what he was DOING. He wasn’t sent there to save my soul and I’m not looking to him for spiritual guidance. All I’m thinking in those moments is, “Thank you, Jesus, for sending the fireman.”

This man is crass. Okay. He’s not careful with what he says Okay. You feel offended that he’s not a typical statesman. Okay. But he is rebuilding the nation my son died for…the nation I feared was on a fast track to becoming a hopeless cause. Forgive me if I’m smiling.”
 

The grieving mother spoke at the Republican National Convention. 

20160718-karen-vaughn-getty.jpg

Posted
18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The grieving mother spoke at the Republican National Convention. 

20160718-karen-vaughn-getty.jpg

We aren’t allowed to say anything about her since she is white. Only mothers of minorities in the military are open for criticism according to trump. 

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The absurd justifications she uses to excuse supporting an immoral man are shared by millions of party-over-faith evangelicals.  

And, as already pointed out, it's extremely fucking stupid to pretend that being "crass" or using bad language is what's objectionable about this president, and not the systemic corruption, the treasonous behavior, the financial crimes, the collusion with our political enemies, the alienation from our global allies, and perhaps worst of all, the undermining of faith in our elections ("rigged!"), false claims of massive voter fraud, the war on our intelligence agencies, the war on our judicial branch, our free press, our law enforcement, etc., etc.

And yet, she celebrates the guy's entire catalog.   

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Posted
4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Love it. Mueller has fucking nothing. Obama's DOJ was spying on Trump just like he did on any reporter that didn't perform immediate fellatio on his ego. The DOJ/FBI/CIA are about to be given an enema. Most of you fuckers would be cheering your asses off if it was anyone but Trump lifting the skirt of the American spying apparatus.

hahahahahahaahhahaa

ohhh man.  to be so delusional must be a gift.  

Posted
3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

A woman named Karen Vaughn, whose son was KIA in Afghanistan in 2011, wrote this.  It has been pasted by several of my relatives on FB in the last couple of weeks.  If you want insight into how some people can still believe in Trump, read this:
 

Comment from KAREN VAUGHN Mother of Aaron Vaughn, Navy Seal

“Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn’t mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor. It doesn’t even mean God admires the salty sailor. Maybe He just knows he’s necessary for such a time as this.

I believe with all my heart that God placed that salty sailor in the White House and gave this nation one more chance in November 2016. Donald Trump is what he is. He is still the man he was before the election. And without guilt, I very much admire what that salty sailor is accomplishing.

He’s not like me. That’s okay with me. I don’t want to be like him. I will never behave like him. I know we’ve NEVER had a man like him lead our nation. It’s crazy and a little mind blowing at times. But I can’t help admire the ability he has to act with his heart rather than a calculated, PC, think tank-screened, carefully edited script. I still believe that is WHY he became our President and WHY he’s been able to handle a landslide of adversity and STILL pass unprecedented amounts of good legislation for our country AND do great works for MANY other nations, including Israel.

I’m THRILLED with what he’s doing for my nation, for the cause of Christ (whether intentional or unintentional, doesn’t matter to me), and for the concept of rebuilding America and putting her FIRST. I will not be ashamed of my position because others don’t see him through the same lens.

Should it matter to me if a fireman drops an f-bomb while he’s pulling me from a burning building? Would I really care about what came out of his mouth in those moments? Heck no! I’d CARE about what he was DOING. He wasn’t sent there to save my soul and I’m not looking to him for spiritual guidance. All I’m thinking in those moments is, “Thank you, Jesus, for sending the fireman.”

This man is crass. Okay. He’s not careful with what he says Okay. You feel offended that he’s not a typical statesman. Okay. But he is rebuilding the nation my son died for…the nation I feared was on a fast track to becoming a hopeless cause. Forgive me if I’m smiling.”
 

Crisis actor 

Posted
59 minutes ago, Lurch said:

That’s a lot of words to say “the ends justify the means”. The rest of us will remember.

I'll take "People that subscribe to moral absolutism until it's inconvenient" for $500, Alex.

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

I hate agreeing with Walsh.

I can't wait for Trump to be shitcanned and to go back to disagreeing with 100% of what Walsh says. In the mean time, I'll suppress my gag reflex and back him up.

Posted
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The grieving mother spoke at the Republican National Convention. 

20160718-karen-vaughn-getty.jpg

She wrote the worst job reference letter ever written. Basically she's admitting her beloved presidential super hero is a pig. "He's a pig, my pig, and I hired him, so. ... blah blah save face, kinda".

Posted
10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The Donald is acting like someone who knows he is truly fucked.

Actually I would say this guy is someone that knows he’s truly fucked.  He’s been getting progressively more desperate. 

 

 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, RPM said:

Trump isn't a salty sailor. He's a salty draft dodger.

He's a human cum stain. He's dried semen splatter betwixt the pages of the Constitution.

He's a stack of old dog eared porno magazines you find by the shit creek he's got the USA up.

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Posted
3 hours ago, krutov said:

i see hyphens, extended ellipses, block caps for emphasis, random cursing, gratuitous quotations and unnecessary numbering of subjunctive clauses.  even without the content, it's unhinged.  then look at the content: weird fantasy projection of anger and contempt onto others.

what are you going to do if you are on the wrong side of history on this trump thing?  you seem to have bet your psyche.

he isn't on the wrong side of history re trump. holy shit, i dont' know you, so my bad but ...really? there is only one side of history on trump. even supporters of the "salty sailor" say as much.

Posted
4 hours ago, krutov said:

 

there is no way this isn't satire.  awesome work.

 

Irony is truth. The irony shall set you free.

Posted
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Btw just checking in, but everybody here is cool with FBI spying on presidential campaigns?  

See what I mean.

It's their fucking job description to. So yes, I'm okay with it.

Posted

The mafia and the gangs should use this premise of being "spied upon" to get away with crimes. Everybody should. Cops are the REAL criminals! 

Posted

Trump should tweet "Snitches get stitches" this 3AM.

We elected Whitey Bulger president of the United States. I'd say that's a mistake.

Posted
5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Btw just checking in, but everybody here is cool with FBI spying on presidential campaigns?  

If the intelligence agencies are surveilling foreign spies, and then numerous members of a presidential campaign are in regular communication with those spies, then yes.  

Posted

Republicans witch hunted Bill Clinton for years with Starr and Whitewater and got nothing. 

Mueller has been investigating for one single year on an investigation that is 100 times as large and has returned numerous indictments on people high up in the trump campaign. Yet republicans are crying witch hunt. 

GTFO you treasonous thugs. 

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Posted
35 minutes ago, JohnRedHorn said:

Republicans witch hunted Bill Clinton for years with Starr and Whitewater and got nothing. 

Mueller has been investigating for one single year on an investigation that is 100 times as large and has returned numerous indictments on people high up in the trump campaign. Yet republicans are crying witch hunt. 

GTFO you treasonous thugs. 

Johnny B is angry and afraid now.

Posted

Trump is completely corrupt and morally bankrupt but the perfect president because he lets us at the top do whatever we want to rape all of you. Believe me, it feels so good bending you over and going in rough. All of you. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Johnny B is angry and afraid now.

I bet I just made money off you in the time it took you to post that. Keep bending over for me and letting me fuck you raw in the ass. Keep voting R 

Posted
5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

A woman named Karen Vaughn, whose son was KIA in Afghanistan in 2011, wrote this.  It has been pasted by several of my relatives on FB in the last couple of weeks.  If you want insight into how some people can still believe in Trump, read this:
 

Comment from KAREN VAUGHN Mother of Aaron Vaughn, Navy Seal

“Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Forgive me if I’m smiling.”
 

Salty Sailor sounds like a sex act you'd hire some hot Russian prostitutes to carry out for/on you.

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Posted
2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Btw just checking in, but everybody here is cool with FBI spying on presidential campaigns?  

If they are committing crimes of high treason, then for sure...

Posted
Btw just checking in, but everybody here is cool with FBI spying on presidential campaigns?  

I’m good with the FBI investigating cases where US citizens are in contact with foreign agents for nefarious purposes. If those citizens happen to be running for president, coaching a football team, or importing squid, IDGAF. The actions are the basis for the investigation.
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From Powerline:

The main basis, or pretext, for investigating Trump’s ties to Russia became the dossier ginned up by his political opponents. Political operatives can always gin up something about the other side that sounds improper (e.g. Obama was born outside the U.S.) or even sinister (e.g., the Clintons had Vince Foster killed). If that’s all it takes to get the FBI to spy on the political campaign of the out-of-power party’s candidate — and that’s all it seems to have taken here — then the Watergate break-in does begin to look like a second-rate burglary by comparison.

 

 

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