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Grade of D as in David

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14 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:
It kind of is. The man is barely literate.

Even odds he can sing his ABCs.

A, b, c, d, e, f, g

I know this song believe me

h, i, j, k, sometimes I pay hookers to p

q, r, s, t, u, v

I'm not sure who paid Stormy, 

Now I've sung my a,b,c's

People say it's the best they've seen.

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Everyday with this fucking guy. How can he possibly go lower we ask, yet he manages to do it every time. There's no bottom with him.



The most interesting part is that this was a counter to most of the Philadelphia Eagles not showing up to a whites house visit.

They actually thought this was a better idea.

Let that sink in.
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NEW YORK (AP) — Billionaire conservative icon David Koch is stepping down from the Koch brothers’ network of business and political activities.

The 78-year-old New York resident is suffering from deteriorating health, according to a letter that older brother Charles Koch sent to company officials Tuesday morning.

Charles Koch wrote that he is “deeply saddened” by his brother’s retirement. “David has always been a fighter and is dealing with this challenge in the same way,” he wrote.

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8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

NEW YORK (AP) — Billionaire conservative icon David Koch is stepping down from the Koch brothers’ network of business and political activities.

The 78-year-old New York resident is suffering from deteriorating health, according to a letter that older brother Charles Koch sent to company officials Tuesday morning.

Charles Koch wrote that he is “deeply saddened” by his brother’s retirement. “David has always been a fighter and is dealing with this challenge in the same way,” he wrote.

Must have gotten sick on all that fake wine.

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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LOL at mentioning D-Day in a discussion about our long history with Germany.

I suppose if you're going to use Hitler as an example of someone who didn't use chemical weapons, you might as well use D-Day as an example that illustrates our long alliance with Germany. 

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As an experiment somebody should post this about Obama somewhere and see what the reaction is.  I think I know.


Uh, someone saying this about Obama would absolutely warrant whatever reaction you “think” they would get.

Trump being a dumbfuck is a conclusion heavily supported by actual evidence. No matter your political thoughts on the man, the same can absolutely not be said about Obama without racist undertones.
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3 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

He doesn't know the words to "God Bless America," he doesn't know how to pronounce "Two Corinthians," and he has failed in numerous interviews to name either a favorite bible verse or favorite book in the bible.  

 

Obama said 57 states that one time, so he is equally as dumb as Trump

-FCHorn/Swam

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2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

How many people know the words to God bless America?

 

Not me.  If my life depended on it right now, I would get shot in the fucking head for not knowing God Bless America.

 

However, if I made an entire spectacle about patriotism and uninvited a championship sports team because they *(didn't) kneel and then threw a celebration of 'Murica focusing on myself, I'd probably have the foresight to spend five fucking minutes to learn the words to songs that were going to be sung.  

 

But I guess when it comes to leaders of nations, I'm just an overacheiver.  Go figure....

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LOL at mentioning D-Day in a discussion about our long history with Germany.
No words.

No, no. MANY words. The BEST words. Believe me.
 

Imagine that somehow, we end up in s shooting war - the other G-6 vs a Trump-led US.

Who would you be pulling for? Seriously, you at least have to think about it - you know you at least paused. That’s f’n bananas, world-turned-upside-down shit.
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3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Russia has funneled money to the Dotard and his lackeys, Fox News and their lackeys, and the NRA in order to destroy our democracy to advance their interest. Putin is still pissed about the USSR.  Whether the Americans involved are complicit or not or just fucking greedy for money is besides the point and doesn’t really matter. That is exactly what is happening and the Mueller investigation and this year will turn out to be the most important thing that happened to America since the north won the civil war. 

You are so high.  I love it. I know people who work pretty high up with NRA.  Had no idea I knew people in Russia’s pocket.  That’s wild.  

The most important thing to happen to America since Civil War?  Prepare to be disappointed, sir.  

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30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just watched the first episode of Band of Brothers for my annual D-Day viewing and Capt Winters would punch dotus in the face and piss on him when he fell to the ground like the little bitch he is.  Hallelujah, holy shit.

somehow, Sobel comes off more likable than Trump

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Just watched the first episode of Band of Brothers for my annual D-Day viewing and Capt Winters would punch dotus in the face and piss on him when he fell to the ground like the little bitch he is.  Hallelujah, holy shit.

 It will never happen, but the Dems need to think outside the box and go find some badass military leader to run in 2020. It would neuter many of Trump’s favorite attacks and the juxtaposition of a trained military man/woman next to the flailing dotard would create quite the visual and would instantly transform the general perception of the Democratic Party.

 

You’d have to think there are plenty of people who aren’t thrilled with Trump’s hollow patriotism.

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Imagine that somehow, we end up in s shooting war - the other G-6 vs a Trump-led US.

Who would you be pulling for? Seriously, you at least have to think about it - you know you at least paused. That’s f’n bananas, world-turned-upside-down shit.

You keep saying this. I would hope you’d not let your hate for our president outweigh the best scenario for our men doing the fighting. 

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19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You keep saying this. I would hope you’d not let your hate for our president outweigh the best scenario for our men doing the fighting. 

What does this even mean? What impact would his approval have on the outcome?

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19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You keep saying this. I would hope you’d not let your hate for our president outweigh the best scenario for our men doing the fighting. 

What does this even mean? What impact would his approval have on the outcome?

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 It will never happen, but the Dems need to think outside the box and go find some badass military leader to run in 2020. It would neuter many of Trump’s favorite attacks and the juxtaposition of a trained military man/woman next to the flailing dotard would create quite the visual and would instantly transform the general perception of the Democratic Party.  
You’d have to think there are plenty of people who aren’t thrilled with Trump’s hollow patriotism.
 



Unfortunately, I think they need someone who is comfortable talking shit. Trump is going to fling a shy ton of feces and stupid nicknames that the dotards will eat up.

Being above it won’t work.

I think Biden is the guy and could get in the mud with Dotard.
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3 minutes ago, RPM said:

I was going to compare Trump to Sobel, but Sobel was a better man than Cadet Bonespurs.

Of course he is. Trump may very well be the worst human being on earth that isnt a mass murderer or serial killer.  Prisons are filled with felons who feel remorse. All of them are better people than Trump.  Trump doesn't even know what the word remorse means. 

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Any fan of The Deer Hunter knows enough "God Bless America"  lyrics to make a go of it.  So much irony that song, written by a Jewish Russian immigrant.  And all the royalties from it have been going to the Boy Souts for over 70 years.  They know the words.

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1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Unfortunately, I think they need someone who is comfortable talking shit. Trump is going to fling a shy ton of feces and stupid nicknames that the dotards will eat up.

Being above it won’t work.

I think Biden is the guy and could get in the mud with Dotard.

 

 

Biden may be mud-worthy but the connection to Obama and Clinton may energize the alt-right base.

I would like to see a moderate purple state governor make a run for it on the D ticket: push into the middle and pull some of moderate right because you get the “never Trump” votes on the left for free. Don’t play so hard into the reality tv battleground on which Dotard accels, and bore the alt-right base to sleep such they won’t bother effectively mobilizing their vote. 

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 It will never happen, but the Dems need to think outside the box and go find some badass military leader to run in 2020. It would neuter many of Trump’s favorite attacks and the juxtaposition of a trained military man/woman next to the flailing dotard would create quite the visual and would instantly transform the general perception of the Democratic Party.

 

You’d have to think there are plenty of people who aren’t thrilled with Trump’s hollow patriotism.

 

Won’t work, they tried running a decorated Vietnam war veteran against a guy that spent his military service defending Texas skies against the evil marauders from New Mexico.  The country’s intellect level has dropped even more dramatically since then.

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25 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Biden may be mud-worthy but the connection to Obama and Clinton may energize the alt-right base.

I would like to see a moderate purple state governor make a run for it on the D ticket: push into the middle and pull some of moderate right because you get the “never Trump” votes on the left for free. Don’t play so hard into the reality tv battleground on which Dotard accels, and bore the alt-right base to sleep such they won’t bother effectively mobilizing their vote. 

consistently moving to the right for the democrats has worked out so well. democrats don't want republican-lite candidates and republicans will just call them socialists anyways

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Imagine that somehow, we end up in s shooting war - the other G-6 vs a Trump-led US.

Who would you be pulling for? Seriously, you at least have to think about it - you know you at least paused. That’s f’n bananas, world-turned-upside-down shit.

I have thought about this actually.  It depends on the circumstances of the war but I’d be on the side fighting for the preservation of democracy and human rights because those values transcend any flag or soil.

I’d expect that to be the United States of America but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t now have some doubt.

Yep, these are crazy fucking times. 

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