Donald Trump 2018

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

It was the R primary.  Of course the Trump candidate won.  

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

At least they can't say that is about conservative principles anymore. Unless they openly want to admit that the new conservative principles are hating brown people.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

Have you been somewhere else for the last year and a half?

It's Trump's party now.  

[hayden_horn 11,362]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

i'm stunned that you are back again to toot trump's horn. but you totes didn't vote for him and all that.

and yes, there is room for a conversation about why trump seems to resonate among republicans. you interested in that discussion?

[Mdhorn 5,968]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

Nope, just have to be stupid to share something in common with their electorate. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

I know many on this site shit on Brisket for his negativity, but I guarantee he was not stunned by this.

He's essentially been telling us all to expect results like this since November 2016.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The guy I sat next to on a flight said he was in the fastener business.  Nuts, bolts, screws, wingnuts -- all that stuff.  He sold 'em all.  He rambled on about it, trying to impress the poor gal sitting on his other side.

I was feeling a bit chivalrous (and it was a short flight), and did my best to distract him.  So I got the pleasure of listening to him ramble.  And yes....he was wearing a similarly rumpled suit.

Did he mention the rise in metal prices since Trump's tariffs?

[Brisketexan 105,154]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

Did he mention the rise in metal prices since Trump's tariffs?

This was several years ago.  But to be fair, he didn't seem particularly political.  He just seemed like the kinda guy who thought a detailed puff-piece discussion about fasteners would impress a poor gal just trying to get to Dallas on Southwest.  He was incorrect.

[jimmyjazz 45,964]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

This was several years ago.  But to be fair, he didn't seem particularly political.  He just seemed like the kinda guy who thought a detailed puff-piece discussion about fasteners would impress a poor gal just trying to get to Dallas on Southwest.  He was incorrect.

Well, I'm gonna guess his "cologne" didn't help either.  Those guys always smell like they bathed in Hai Karate.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, I'm gonna guess his "cologne" didn't help either.  Those guys always smell like they bathed in Hai Karate.

[wildcat09 29,355]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know many on this site shit on Brisket for his negativity, but I guarantee he was not stunned by this.

He's essentially been telling us all to expect results like this since November 2016.

And let's not ignore that it was DC suburb Republicans that put Stewart over the top, not a bunch of rural hillbilly rednecks. That's the party, and nobody can blame their votes on economic insecurity.

[Burt 4,080]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Are we who ingest this fake news the fools who are promulgating it?

[texas08 1,599]

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

Biggest enemy is the press. Not any middle east terrorist group or Russia. The press. Totally normal.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Biggest enemy is the press. Not any middle east terrorist group or Russia. The press. Totally normal.

 

Have you been drinking Flint, MI water?

[Mo Horn 8,849]

More brothels nationwide. That's sure to be in the next platform for the family values party. 

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

More brothels nationwide. That's sure to be in the next platform for the family values party. 

I honestly thought that was Nolan Ryan.

[Brisketexan 105,154]

Don't blame me -- I voted for the Hedgehog.

[NWBuck 8,570]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 

 

More brothels nationwide. That's sure to be in the next platform for the family values party. 

Well, since "grab 'em by the pussy" is the party motto already, this makes sense.

['stache 21,818]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

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When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.

They both look like they need to fart.  Makes sense because both are full of hot air.

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

Dennis Hof is still alive?  

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Jesus. Trump needs a tailor and a better dry cleaner.  His suits always look like shit.

[Gil Bang 25,961]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Jesus. Trump needs a tailor and a better dry cleaner.  His suits always look like shit.

He probably deported  his dry cleaner.

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

God--I hope my lawyer doesn't flip on me.

 

 

 

--words I will never think because I'm not a fucking criminal.

[TornACL 7,698]

7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Jesus. Trump needs a tailor and a better dry cleaner.  His suits always look like shit.

Trump wants his ties and coats oversized to hide the fact that he is an enormous fatass slob.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Trump wants his ties and coats oversized to hide the fact that he is an enormous fatass slob.

It makes him look worse.

[TornACL 7,698]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

It makes him look worse.

I mean, have you seen his hair? I'm not saying he's capable of good image decisions.

[HenryJames 66,082]

Especially the long ties.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

Just now, HenryJames said:

Especially the long ties.

Shit like this is going to be the "tan suits" of 2022.

[Ten Bears 2,481]

11 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Trump wants his ties and coats oversized to hide the fact that he is an enormous fatass slob.

[jimmyjazz 45,964]

4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Shit like this is going to be the "tan suits" of 2022.

Well, there's a difference.  Obama wore his clothes well.  He was criticized for "tan suits" and the mighty rare "57" because he was black.  Trump is criticized for his dumpy suits because he's a lousy dresser.

[staboner 4,984]

58 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Biggest enemy is the press. Not any middle east terrorist group or Russia. The press. Totally normal.

 

lol. the old classic feign BS

problem we have as a society is we have two shitty media streams serving stories to folks who want them. no actual news

back to your regularly scheduled poo flinging 

[SaucyJack 3,488]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I am stunned that Sanford lost to a candidate who so clearly aligned themselves with Trump. I thought that in today’s environment that would be impossible, even in South Carolina.

Haha

Edited June 13, 2018 by SaucyJack

[DixonHur 11,336]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't blame me -- I voted for the Hedgehog.

Definitely 3 people to make America proud, but Heidi Fleiss got my vote.

[Dbeasy 15,064]

Haha

Lulz. See it all ties together - recruiting and politics.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

Is Trump losing some weight or is it mainly standing next to a very obese man that makes him look thinner?  Kim Jung Un is also taller than I thought.  Of as I google Trump's height, I see an article that Trudeau looks to be taller than Trump even thought Trump is officially an inch taller than Trudeau.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5827019/Justin-Trudeau-proves-Trump-overstating-height-two-inches-means-obese.html

 

 

 

[yoladu 4,094]

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is Trump losing some weight or is it mainly standing next to a very obese man that makes him look thinner?  Kim Jung Un is also taller than I thought.  Of as I google Trump's height, I see an article that Trudeau looks to be taller than Trump even thought Trump is officially an inch taller than Trudeau.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5827019/Justin-Trudeau-proves-Trump-overstating-height-two-inches-means-obese.html

 

 

 

[RomaVicta 29,925]

19 hours ago, mchookem said:

tents in Texas. for children. in the summer. shameful. 

If they're good enough for our soldiers, they're good enough for babies and little children. Dehydrating in tents will toughen 'em up for the real prison we'll be sending them to in a few months. 

Trump should be sentenced to sleep on a concrete floor with a space blanket to keep him comfy. We'll spray paint the area gold to make him feel at home.

[RomaVicta 29,925]

17 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump is engaging in his juvenile name calling on Twitter with De Niro because he actually is an actor with credibility among his base. Expect Russian propaganda mouthpiece Fox News to start running stories on De Niro and his “lib” views. These nazis are even more predictable than the Nazis. 

Most of the accompanying visuals will be him with the black women he has dated and married over the years. A coincidence with no underlying intent at all. No mention will be made by the meat puppets about the visuals.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Most of the accompanying visuals will be him with the black women he has dated and married over the years. A coincidence with no underlying intent at all. No mention will be made by the meat puppets about the visuals.

I’d rather see pics of him with his good buddy Roman Polanski. 

[RomaVicta 29,925]

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

The broad who presses his suit bailed a few months ago. 

Actually, he nominated her for a federal judgeship.

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’d rather see pics of him with his good buddy Roman Polanski. 



It's absurd how predictable these responses are.  No wonder a buncha Russians were so easily able to impersonate Republicans online.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It's absurd how predictable these responses are.  No wonder a buncha Russians were so easily able to impersonate Republicans online.

Imagine not respecting someone who is cozy with a man who sodomized a 13 year old girl.  

[tantric superman 4,667]

Surprised Kim's haircut hasn't taken America by storm.

Tight!

[TornACL 7,698]

If we're to withhold all respect for someone based on the company they keep, then I have some really bad news for you about Trumps.

[TornACL 7,698]

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

Surprised Kim's haircut hasn't taken America by storm.

Tight!

I think we need a Nork-pop dance craze to help his image here. Everybody do the Kim Jong Un!

[lemonlime 5,503]

Imagine not respecting someone who is cozy with a man who sodomized a 13 year old girl.  

I know.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Imagine not respecting someone who is cozy with a man who sodomized a 13 year old girl.  

Now, now.  Those allegations against Trump were only in a civil complaint.  They have not yet been proven. 

[jimmyjazz 45,964]

 

So you respect none of them?  That's cool.  Now which of them are Presidents?