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Crossing the Swamp, by Jon McNaughton

Over 240 years ago George Washington crossed Valley Forge to bring an astonishing victory to the Continental Army. This led to what many thought was impossible - to defeat a despot King and his formidable army.

Today, Trump endeavors to cross the “swamp” of Washington DC as he carries the light of truth, hope, and prosperity. The murky water of the deep state is laced with dangerous vermin, perfectly willing to destroy American prosperity for their personal ideologies and financial gain. The establishment Democrats, Never-Trumper-Republicans, Deep State, and Fake News Media will do all they can to stop the majority of the American people from succeeding. 

As an artist, I paint what I feel needs to be said about the current state of our country. I hope Trump is remembered as the President that restored America’s greatness. I want to be on that boat for freedom! 

List of figures from left to right: Nikki Haley, James Mattis, Ben Carson, President Trump, Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, Melania Trump, Mike Pompeo, Sarah Sanders, Ivanka Trump, John Bolton, Kellyanne Conway, John Kelly

 

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21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

LOL Huckabeef is rowing while the thin women sit in the boat.

 

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

LOL Huckabeef is rowing while the thin women sit in the boat.

 

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

7 minutes ago, Jograves said:

Is Melanie wearing a fur coat?

I think it's supposed to be camo

8 minutes ago, Jograves said:

Is Melanie wearing a fur coat?

Looks more like a German camo jacket, circa 1943:

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

This will kill gun sales so I assume the NRA is against it and will want heavy regulation.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This will kill gun sales so I assume the NRA is against it and will want heavy regulation.

under the guise of "safety" 

16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Wait.....Washington crossed Valley Forge?

 

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Someday technology will allow us to print our own butter churner.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait.....Washington crossed Valley Forge?

 

 

Yes, on his way to fight the Germans at Pearl Harbor.

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Trump family loves the military so much, but they just couldn't find the time to serve....

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Kelly staying until 2020....

So I give him until after midterms.

the painter dude loves jesus.  and he loves trump.  he either doesn't understand jesus or he has sold his soul to the devil to get to jesus.

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

The thing I don't get about the current round of pearl clutching over guns is that it's being framed as "everyone can 3D print a plastic AR15 and shoot up a bunch of children". And on top of that, the 3D printed "liberator" pistol is a single shot design that can only shoot low pressure rounds like the .380 or .22 AND it still has metal in it because it needs a hard material (a steel nail in this case) for a firing pin.

Nevermind that you could replicate that sort of functionality for cheaper with a trip to the hardware store. You can make a slam-fire 12GA shotgun with a pipe, a cap, and a nail pretty easily.

Honest question. Assuming your correct that there’s less harm than some suggest, what is the potential benefit?  And which of those standards best apply here?  I generally fall in the camp of not restricting harmless activity.   But this strikes me a something that should be restricted in part because I’m not seeing the potential benefit. 

I love manual labor photo ops where the person is wearing brand new "work" clothes.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I heard that story on NPR this morning and was kind of shocked the NRA was against it.  Then I realized, yeah, Smith and Wesson and whoever else probably aren't too keen on people not buying guns from them.

Vanity Fair had an article about the NRA actually being shills for gun manufacturers some time ago. They said the big coming issue was 3-D printing and what it would do to manufacturers. 

Interesting how Donald jumbles all the information into 3-D plastic guns. 2-D plastic guns are on paper and 1-D plastic guns are simple lines.

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Trump to Hispanic voters “we get you”

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Shut up and drivel

Trump probably thinks you need little paper glasses to use a 3D printed gun.

Great point that Trump sees a Fox & Friends segment about 3D printed guns and his natural reaction is to call the NRA and not the ATF or DOJ. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

This dude is funnier on accident than most political cartoonists will ever be on purpose

e: John Bolton is straight up hunting wabbits

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

Ok let’s not get judgey here

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

 

2 hours ago, shnsajax said:

I doubt he ever stopped. 

How dare you accuse this man of drug use. 

This will never be topped. The way everyone is just standing around gesturing at each other is amazing. My favorite might be Kennedy and GW looking confused and pointing fingers at Madison, as if to ask if everyone sees this guy trying to catch Obama's poop.

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How dare you accuse this man of drug use. 


Actually it was just sucking dick. The drug use was an assumption of why he would do it.
How dare you accuse this man of drug use. 


Actually it was just sucking dick. The drug use was an assumption of why he would do it.
4 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 

 


Actually it was just sucking dick. The drug use was an assumption of why he would do it.

 

I always thought he just liked the taste.

55 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the painter dude loves jesus.  and he loves trump.  he either doesn't understand jesus or he has sold his soul to the devil to get to jesus.

He needs to do a new version of this.

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The party in power shuts down the government right before midterms.  It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He needs to do a new version of this.

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Seems shopped.  Trump isn't near fat enough.  

The party in power shuts down the government right before midterms.  It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

He’s counting on his minions not knowing the difference or not caring or both. It’s a safe bet.

When this is all said and done, all I ask is that everyone who voted Trump be forced to wear a MAGA hat for 1 day. A national day where everyone who voted Trump MUST wear the hat. 

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Lulz. This fat-pussied fraud is trying to bluff with 2-7 offsuit. 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Kelly staying until 2020....

So I give him until after midterms.

womp womp

6 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

When this is all said and done, all I ask is that everyone who voted Trump be forced to wear a MAGA hat for 1 day. A national day where everyone who voted Trump MUST wear the hat. 

Nah, carve Dick Butt into their foreheads. 

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McConnell and Ryan IMMEDIATELY refuted the president after the meeting. He really is just playing fucking games with the American people and gaslighting. He is such an irredeemable shitbird. 

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Lulz. This fat-pussied fraud is trying to bluff with 2-7 offsuit. 

 

 

 

 

Not a bluff.  Why would Putin want a functioning US government?

1 hour ago, brown water said:

Honest question. Assuming your correct that there’s less harm than some suggest, what is the potential benefit?  And which of those standards best apply here?  I generally fall in the camp of not restricting harmless activity.   But this strikes me a something that should be restricted in part because I’m not seeing the potential benefit. 

Banning 3D printed gun schematics isn't really a good precedent to set. It's essentially the government saying "this information is too dangerous for the people to see" which is concerning on its own, but also it's incongruous with previous precedent both digitally and physically for information on how to make dangerous devices. The anarchist's cookbook gives you simple steps on how to make very dangerous devices. There's all sorts of army manuals out in the public domain. There's gunsmithing books and manuals that provide a step-by-step guide on how to make guns. Why should 3D printed gun schematics be treated any differently just because they use a novel tool to construct them?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

The paddle strokes are hysterical.  Sarah is doing nothing but putting on the brakes, and Carson and his pal are basically thwarting any attempt to go in the direction Trump is looking.

When this is all said and done, all I ask is that everyone who voted Trump be forced to wear a MAGA hat for 1 day. A national day where everyone who voted Trump MUST wear the hat. 


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The paddle strokes are hysterical.  Sarah is doing nothing but putting on the brakes, and Carson and his pal are basically thwarting any attempt to go in the direction Trump is looking.



So basically at a standstill or in circles? Like a bunch of fucking morons that can’t do anything right?
9 minutes ago, texas08 said:

 

 


So basically at a standstill or in circles? Like a bunch of fucking morons that can’t do anything right?

 

 

Looking at the picture, it's an overloaded boat, at significant risk of capsizing, with no captain asserting a unifying command, and anyone with an oar is paddling in their own direction, without any clear direction or purpose.  It really is the perfect snapshot of this admin.

What will happen after a Religious Liberty Task Force raid where they kick in the door, rope through the windows, shoot the house pets and deploy flashbangs in the wrong house?

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

"Sorry, can't make it to that drainy thing; working on some loans" - Jared

 

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46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The paddle strokes are hysterical.  Sarah is doing nothing but putting on the brakes, and Carson and his pal are basically thwarting any attempt to go in the direction Trump is looking.

have YOU ever paddled Valley Forge before, motherfucker?

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