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SInce y'all seem to be my clearinghouse for all things political, let me tell a story.  A couple of them, actually.  Three, if you want to be specific. When I was 14 I went with a family frien

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8 hours ago, heso said:

Also they’re declaring for bankruptcy at a higher rate than ever because they didn’t save any money:

The percent of bankrupt filers age 65-74 has increased almost 500 percent since 1991, growing from 2.1 percent of the bankrupt population to 12.2 percent in 2016. Even adjusting for increased numbers of older Americans, older people are still more likely to seek protection in bankruptcy courts than in prior decades.

Were will that place our kids in all of this..?

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13 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

How can you justify setting a timeline without understanding the full scope of the investigation?

10-12 months for an investigation is completely asinine. It's like he has no idea what he's talking about.

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7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You know Hugo will be teaching that shit.  

Trump isn’t interesting.  He’s a simple man.

Now Putin and his operation which includes Trump, that’s fascinating.  

When Putin was my age, he was living out of his car in St. Petersburg.  He graduated from the school of hard knocks but was probably always an evil bastard. 

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34 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can someone explain to me how Omarosa secretly recording the President of the United States inside the White House isn’t a major security breach and/or a felony? 

On a similar note, how is it not a security breach for The Kush to be privy to the PDB when he doesn't have the requisite security clearance?  

Narrator:  There are no rules in this administration.

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50 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

On a similar note, how is it not a security breach for The Kush to be privy to the PDB when he doesn't have the requisite security clearance?  

Narrator:  There are no rules in this administration.

He has a permanent Top Secret clearance.  It's not enough to view certain information, which hampers his ability to "do his job" (to whatever degree he might actually be able to contribute), and of course there is the strong possibility that Trump isn't preventing him from seeing that information, anyway.

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17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i just got a kvue notification with the headline "space force will be sixth branch of us military, pence says."

what a time to be alive. one day this simulation is going to break.


Will Pence mention how it's going to be paid for or is just assumed that we'll borrow the money from future generations of taxpayers?

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18 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i just got a kvue notification with the headline "space force will be sixth branch of us military, pence says."

what a time to be alive. one day this simulation is going to break.

There's no limit to the awesomeness of this.

876184a443706e3621866e16cefc06d2--fantas

 

We're TOTALLY gonna PEW PEW PEW! with much badassedness!

 

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Will Pence mention how it's going to be paid for or is just assumed that we'll borrow the money from future generations of taxpayers?

Asteroid mining will take care of the expenses. And selling alien technology to all of us. Just wait, part of the master plan.  

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I think it was the Daily Show that did a man on the street deal with Trump supporters, asking them about the space force. They all thought the idea of a space force is awesome. But none of them, of course, could say 1) what “space force” is, and 2) what it will cost.

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think it was the Daily Show that did a man on the street deal with Trump supporters, asking them about the space force. They all thought the idea of a space force is awesome. But none of them, of course, could say 1) what “space force” is, and 2) what it will cost.

Doesn't matter, dude!  Ray guns.  RAY GUNS!

PEW PEW!

8da4e8eacd588aa6e2c55db75e15b2f9--scifi-

 

It's like you don't even WANT us to be able to fight in that private hell, BEYOND the RINGS of SATURN!

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Number of attacks launched at us FROM space, or launched at our assets IN space: none.

RESPONSE: obviously, we need to create an entire branch of the military to handle the threat.

Number of cyber attacks launched on our election apparatus in just the past few years: too many to count.

RESPONSE: a 30 minute meeting at the White House.  No funding or material action by Congress.

 

Makes perfect sense.

We are going to put in more of an effort preparing to fight off imaginary space attacks than to actually fight ongoing cyber attacks.  This makes sense.  This is fine.

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39 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i just got a kvue notification with the headline "space force will be sixth branch of us military, pence says."

what a time to be alive. one day this simulation is going to break.

And the Air Force will still retain the Space Command division, so overlapping remits, duplicative responsibilities, etc.  Government efficiency at its finest.

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23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

But universal healthcare would be too expensive and the government can't run anything well anyways!! REEEE!!

"What about the bloated military?"

"That's the ONLY problem the free market can't solve!"

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15 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

And the Air Force will still retain the Space Command division, so overlapping remits, duplicative responsibilities, etc.  Government efficiency at its finest.

This.  We already have a "space force."  It's part of the Air Force, as it should be.  

If they do this, the "undoing" of the space force will have to be on the long list of things to unfuck right after the next POTUS gets in.

Along with a raft of new laws to spell out that the POTUS should, you know, have the best interests of the US rather than himself on his mind. 9

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Someday I am sure they will make a movie about whoever came up with the idea of pitching Space Force to Trump, how stupid the pitch was, and how ridiculously excited Trump got about it.

It'll seem like a political satire, but it'll be a documentary.

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Someday I am sure they will make a movie about whoever came up with the idea of pitching Space Force to Trump, how stupid the pitch was, and how ridiculously excited Trump got about it.
It'll seem like a political satire, but it'll be a documentary.


Some aerospace meeting occurred where someone suggested simply creating a new customer to sell to. Everyone in the room looks at a picture of Trump and slowly begins smiling.
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25 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

And the Air Force will still retain the Space Command division, so overlapping remits, duplicative responsibilities, etc.  Government efficiency at its finest.

Not only that, we will get a whole new Federal Acquisition Regulation supplement to deal with!  Yippee!!!

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