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Jamie Dimon trolling Trump...

JPM CEO Jamie Dimon says he could beat Trump "because I'm as tough as he is, I'm smarter than he is." He also said: "And by the way this wealthy New Yorker actually earned his money. It wasn't a gift from Daddy."

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I would rather have Frankie MacDonald on the Weather Channel.

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I would also rather have Frankie MacDonald as president, so there's that.

 

 

Well he’s Canadian, so....

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17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

His tie is also red in this photo while it's blue in his celebratory fist pump. There's a bigger version of this shot in the twitter responses, my eyes aren't that good.

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6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell is Puerto Rico inaccessible? Oh, and it was the mayor's fault. 

I guess he couldn't drive there with his motorcade.  Usually he likes to drive to Europe as well or that's what they tell him when they take him to the embassies. 

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3 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

I love how the most anti-law enforcement administration ever  is accusing their opponents of being anti-law enforcement. 

Their idea of law enforcement is simply arresting or deporting minorities.

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

His tie is also red in this photo while it's blue in his celebratory fist pump.

He probably drooled on the red one, so they had to go with the back-up.

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So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

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31 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

I have a bunch of leftover shekels in a drawer. Csb but I’ll send them to the Soros liberal media cabal 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

You don't read the bible much, do you? That's where I first heard about that currency. 

For example, according to Deuteronomy 22:28-29, if a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin daughter of another man, it's all good as long as he pays the father 50 shekels of silver, marries the daughter, and never divorces her. It also stipulates that the rape has to be discovered so presumably if nobody finds out about it then the rapist is free to go on his merry way. 

But to be safe, always use protection. Never leave home without your 50 shekels. 

 

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27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, fundraising is a year-round event now, but this, a few days before a catastrophic hurricane striking the United States, is incredibly tone deaf.

 

 

Is it even legal?  Charging $70,000 for your photo with the president.  They're not even pretending to hide their corruption.

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So seventy grand for a ten second couple's photo op with orange cheeto? Stormy got cheated. She had to be raw dogged for only $130K, and that must've taken at least 10 minutes when you count how long it took the fat fuck to get out of his sansabelt slacks.

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14 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Is it even legal?  Charging $70,000 for your photo with the president.  They're not even pretending to hide their corruption.

[Anastasis]To be fair, both parties pull this shit.[/Anastasis]

Remember when everyone was up in arms at the Clintons for selling overnight stays in the Lincoln bedroom?

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