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19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Stormy said he had a small dick, so it’s probably less than 6 or 6 1/2 inches.  

I’m hoping Kelly and Ivanka don’t discourage him from tweeting so that the whole world can laugh at his dick size. 

I'm sure Ivanka is busy telling him that it's definitely bigger than Jared's.

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56 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

"One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of, water."

 

So great.  Another to add to his collection of water quotes such as:

 

"Surrounded by water.  Big water.  Ocean water."

"It's tremendously big and tremedously wet.  A tremendous amount of water"

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Jeff Sessions needs to show some prideful courage and open an investigation on whether or not Trump's penis really looks like Toad from Mario Kart.  To appear unbiased he should simultaneously open another investigation on whether or not Joe Biden really named his penis "Skinny Sam Clovis."

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They have to cross a desert.

Then they have to cross the sea.

Those things don't stop them.

But a wall...in the middle of nowhere....THAT'S going to stop them.

 

Does the mind-blowing stupidity of this guy not bother his apologists AT ALL?  I mean, he's pretty much one step away from ordering us to build a giant ladder to Mars, which will help us save bigly on an expensive space journey.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, he's pretty much one step away from ordering us to build a giant ladder to Mars, which will help us save bigly on an expensive space journey.

My money is on the subterranean tunnel to China.  I surprised he hasn’t pitched it yet. He probably doesn’t want to alienate his flat-earther base, which is understandable.

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I don't understand the outrage over there being no WALL money in the bill.  We were told we weren't paying for it anyway. 

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/04/02/sports/trump-asks-help-in-paying-flutie.html

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TRUMP ASKS HELP IN PAYING FLUTIE

By UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL

Donald Trump, the owner of the New Jersey Generals, has asked the other United States Football League owners to provide ''partial reimbursement'' for Doug Flutie's multimillion dollar contract, a spokesman for Trump said yesterday.

John Barron, a vice president of the Trump Organization, said Trump wanted the other owners to honor an agreement that he said had been reached earlier this year before Trump signed Flutie to a six-year contract worth $8.25 million.

''When a guy goes out and spends more money than a player is worth, he expects to get partial reimbursement from the other owners,'' Barron said of Trump's signing of Flutie.

He added, though, that had the owners not agreed to provide partial reimbursement, Trump ''probably would have'' signed Flutie anyway.''

Trump, contacted last night, said: ''People wanted me to get him for the good of the league. I told them I would sign him, but at some point I wanted partial reimbursement for the cost...

You can fool some of the people all of the time....

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18 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I don't understand the outrage over there being no WALL money in the bill.  We were told we weren't paying for it anyway. 

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/04/02/sports/trump-asks-help-in-paying-flutie.html

You can fool some of the people all of the time....

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The important thing about this link is not the fact that Trump was badgering people to pay for something he wants (history repeating itself, yada) but "John Barron" mentioned in the link....that we now know was Trump himself posing as a Trump employee.

 

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John Barron, a vice president of the Trump Organization, said Trump wanted the other owners to honor an agreement that he said had been reached earlier this year before Trump signed Flutie to a six-year contract worth $8.25 million.

''When a guy goes out and spends more money than a player is worth, he expects to get partial reimbursement from the other owners,'' Barron said of Trump's signing of Flutie.

 

 

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1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

I don't understand the outrage over there being no WALL money in the bill.  We were told we weren't paying for it anyway. 

 

This is exactly the question reporters should be asking Sanders at every press meeting going forward. They should also be shouting at DOTUS every chance they get.

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I don't understand the outrage over there being no WALL money in the bill.  We were told we weren't paying for it anyway. 
https://www.nytimes.com/1985/04/02/sports/trump-asks-help-in-paying-flutie.html

TRUMP ASKS HELP IN PAYING FLUTIE

By UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL
Donald Trump, the owner of the New Jersey Generals, has asked the other United States Football League owners to provide ''partial reimbursement'' for Doug Flutie's multimillion dollar contract, a spokesman for Trump said yesterday.
John Barron, a vice president of the Trump Organization, said Trump wanted the other owners to honor an agreement that he said had been reached earlier this year before Trump signed Flutie to a six-year contract worth $8.25 million.
''When a guy goes out and spends more money than a player is worth, he expects to get partial reimbursement from the other owners,'' Barron said of Trump's signing of Flutie.
He added, though, that had the owners not agreed to provide partial reimbursement, Trump ''probably would have'' signed Flutie anyway.''
Trump, contacted last night, said: ''People wanted me to get him for the good of the league. I told them I would sign him, but at some point I wanted partial reimbursement for the cost...
You can fool some of the people all of the time....
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That piece quotes “John Barron”. Wasn’t that Trump’s sock?
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I don't understand the outrage over there being no WALL money in the bill.  We were told we weren't paying for it anyway. 
https://www.nytimes.com/1985/04/02/sports/trump-asks-help-in-paying-flutie.html

TRUMP ASKS HELP IN PAYING FLUTIE

By UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL
Donald Trump, the owner of the New Jersey Generals, has asked the other United States Football League owners to provide ''partial reimbursement'' for Doug Flutie's multimillion dollar contract, a spokesman for Trump said yesterday.
John Barron, a vice president of the Trump Organization, said Trump wanted the other owners to honor an agreement that he said had been reached earlier this year before Trump signed Flutie to a six-year contract worth $8.25 million.
''When a guy goes out and spends more money than a player is worth, he expects to get partial reimbursement from the other owners,'' Barron said of Trump's signing of Flutie.
He added, though, that had the owners not agreed to provide partial reimbursement, Trump ''probably would have'' signed Flutie anyway.''
Trump, contacted last night, said: ''People wanted me to get him for the good of the league. I told them I would sign him, but at some point I wanted partial reimbursement for the cost...
You can fool some of the people all of the time....
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That piece quotes “John Barron”. Wasn’t that Trump’s sock?
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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The important thing about this link is not the fact that Trump was badgering people to pay for something he wants (history repeating itself, yada) but "John Barron" mentioned in the link....that we now know was Trump himself posing as a Trump employee.

First thing I noticed. The man has been a fraud his whole life. It's amazing that there are millions of Americans who can't see it. 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

This is exactly the question reporters should be asking Sanders at every press meeting going forward. They should also be shouting at DOTUS every chance they get.

I need more coffee.  I couldn't understand why you thought reporters should be badgering Bernie Sanders over which country pays for the wall . . . different Sanders.

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