Donald Trump 2018

[JohnnyRage 1617]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Die in a Firestein 

FIFY

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

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[Loco 3753]

 

[HenryJames 66152]

Just now, Loco said:

 

Liberal activist judge appointed by [checks notes] Trump.

[Loco 3753]

I'm guessing they'll just never call on him for questions...  check mate libs!

[Francisco 2.0 32408]

5 minutes ago, Loco said:

 

 

Incoming tweets in 3, 2, 1...

[SameSame 1705]

5 minutes ago, Loco said:

 

Whatever difference it makes, that's pretty funny.

[David Dennison 18944]

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm guessing they'll just never call on him for questions...  check mate libs!

Which is what they should have done from the beginning. But the president has the temperament of a three year-old, so . . .

[Biff Tannen 45702]

4 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm guessing they'll just never call on him for questions...  check mate libs!

Why didn't they just do this from the beginning?  Are they required to call on everyone at some point?

Edit: also, SUPER LOLZ.  Can't wait for the tweet storm.

Edited November 16, 2018 by Biff Tannen

[Gil Bang 25990]

On tapa, so can’t quote, but Tapper’s Twitter has awesome George Conway quotes this morning

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Seems like just an oral order?  Lulz.  That's a great scene when the judge says "nothing here is worth wasting ink on.  we all know the answers.  if you feel like spending 30 seconds reading the 1st amendment, go ahead."

[Chooky 13317]

 

I don't want to sound racist, but all of these penis-headed dudes kind of look the same to me.

[Gil Bang 25990]

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

On tapa, so can’t quote, but Tapper’s Twitter has awesome George Conway quotes this morning

OK, this is fucking funny

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 25990]

 

[Blotto 23565]

Not the least bit concerning.....or surprising

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In court on Wednesday, Justice Department lawyer James Burnham argued that the Trump White House has the legal right to kick out any reporter at any time for any reason -- a position that is a dramatic break from decades of tradition.

While responding to a hypothetical from Kelly, Burnham said that it would be perfectly legal for the White House to revoke a journalist's press pass if it didn't agree with their reporting. "As a matter of law... yes," he said.

 

[Chooky 13317]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not the least bit concerning.....or surprising

 

The key to democracy is an enslaved press that fully supports the leadership with unwavering obedience.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33884]

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

What did shit shows and dumpster fires ever do to deserve such a comparison?

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

2 hours ago, SameSame said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

He looks like a fucking goldfish. 

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

Was listening to NPR earlier and they said the judge used due process as the reason behind returning acosta’s pass, opening the door for trump to set up a process that passes the due process muster and that he’ll try this again. Any lawyers wanna weigh in on this?

[Chad Fuck 17727]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

I don't want to sound racist, but all of these penis-headed dudes kind of look the same to me.

I agree.  They all look like dicks.

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

I agree.  They all look like dicks.

Pence had to have a say in their hiring then

[jimmyjazz 46057]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Was listening to NPR earlier and they said the judge used due process as the reason behind returning acosta’s pass, opening the door for trump to set up a process that passes the due process muster and that he’ll try this again.

Is there such a thing as due due process?

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We're gonna need instant replay in the East Room for physical contact between libtard reporters and interns wanting to climb the ladder.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

I'll weigh in.  He'll set up some due process.  Then Rudy will go on TV and say "Trump called me and said to set up something that looks like due process just to get around this court's order.  make it look legal."  Then we will all say "the best people" in unison.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

If you slow down the CNN tomahawk jam video you can see the lard waves ripple across Trump's face.

[Biff Tannen 45702]

44 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

['stache 21830]

Is there such a thing as due due process?

Yes. When Trumps lawyers literally shit in open court and fling it at the Trump appointed judge and the judge thereby rules in his favor. The republican caucus then has a scat party in the congressional chamber live streamed on cspan.

[Brisketexan 105213]

If you slow down the CNN tomahawk jam video you can see the lard waves ripple across Trump's face.

I was a part-time singer for The Lard Waves back in ‘89. We were pretty big in certain parts of SW Houston.

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If you slow down the CNN tomahawk jam video you can see the lard waves ripple across Trump's face.

239 lbs, not obese bro.

[Hank Kingsley 21021]

 

[GRHorn 105]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Liberal activist judge appointed by [checks notes] Trump.

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

 

1) I wonder if the right even knows how the law works.

2) Again with the GOP raison d'etra:  Look How Mad People Different From Me Will Be If We Do This!  A Shining City On the Hill Are We!

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

You’re a moron

[GRHorn 105]

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

1) I wonder if the right even knows how the law works.

2) Again with the GOP raison d'etra:  Look How Mad People Different From Me Will Be If We Do This!  A Shining City On the Hill Are We!

It’s just a joke, retard.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Somebody should take DOTUS into an empty hangar with a ladder leading up to nothing. Tell him to walk around and touch the plane. Watch as he wanders around lost for a few moments, trying to touch air. Then comes back and says how awesome the plane feels.

[GRHorn 105]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

You’re a moron

It’s just a joke. Lighten up, it’s Friday. 

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Hey!  How come he isn't a retard too!

[Francisco 2.0 32408]

Now Trump wonders if Pence is loyal.  It must truly suck to wake up each and every day and wonder who has turned their back to you and you don't know it yet....or who will turn their back to you tomorrow:

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/16/us/politics/mike-pence-trump-administration.html

 

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But in private Mr. Trump is apparently not feeling so fine. In recent weeks, with his electoral prospects two years from now much on his mind, Mr. Trump has focused on the person who has most publicly tethered his fortunes to him. In one conversation after another he has asked aides and advisers a pointed question: Is Mike Pence loyal?

Mr. Trump has repeated the question so many times that he has alarmed some of his advisers. The president has not openly suggested dropping Mr. Pence from the ticket and picking another running mate, but the advisers say those kinds of questions usually indicate that he has grown irritated with someone.

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Mr. Trump has never completely forgotten that during the 2016 campaign Mr. Pence issued a disapproving statement the day after the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape was made public, on which the president was heard making comments boasting about grabbing women’s genitals.

But Mr. Trump has kept close counsel about whether he is seriously considering making a change to the ticket, or simply poll-testing advisers as the campaign begins. And few advisers believe he would really go through with it.

 

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Suppression of journalists and their questions coming in the name of decorum.

 

[BrickHorn 18262]

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

It’s just a joke, retard.

No it’s not.  Jokes are funny.  Your post is not funny.  There is no joke there.  It’s just typical humorless drivel.  

I swear to God.  I can deal with the racism, the assault on the Bill of Rights, the corruption, and the utter inanity of this administration and its bootlicks.  But I cannot tolerate the complete absence of a functioning sense of humor among you witless dipshits. Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

[jimmyjazz 46057]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

That's gonna leave a mark.

[Guest Lobo]

I would have gone with Carrot Top of right-wing extremism.  Because he's Orange like Trump.  And because both of them have fans who look at something and completely miss what it factually is, and instead think of what it could be in their own minds.  

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

 

I don't want to sound racist, but all of these penis-headed dudes kind of look the same to me.

Same reason a lot of us here at Surly surround ourselves with guys who have dicks smaller than 7-inches - you want to surround yourself with people who are your inferiors, and what's one of the biggest things Trump is vain about?  Hair.

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26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I would have gone with Carrot Top of right-wing extremism.  Because he's Orange like Trump.  And because both of them have fans who look at something and completely miss what it factually is, and instead think of what it could be in their own minds.  

And you don't want to see either of them naked.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33884]

31 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

No it’s not.  Jokes are funny.  Your post is not funny.  There is no joke there.  It’s just typical humorless drivel.  

I swear to God.  I can deal with the racism, the assault on the Bill of Rights, the corruption, and the utter inanity of this administration and its bootlicks.  But I cannot tolerate the complete absence of a functioning sense of humor among you witless dipshits. Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

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Pence is going to give Mother the business after this news

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

I don't want to say the phrase, but that reads like Fake News.  We have some 3rd person omniscient journalist out there?  That's pretty handy.

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[Gil Bang 25990]

"You  have to practice decorum"