Donald Trump 2018

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

That's the President of the United States.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

sometimes just saying it reminds me how surreal this all is.

[Chooky 13302]

Fat Donny is gonna goth mope around this summit while holding an ice pack to his ass.

[Chad Fuck 17561]

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Fat Donny is gonna goth mope around this summit while holding an ice pack to his ass.

 

[mdmost 42849]

Merkel, Trudeau, Macron, May...all assholes who should be scorned. Putin and murdering Saudi Prince? His guys!

[bad_teammate 13132]

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That's the President of the United States.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

sometimes just saying it reminds me how surreal this all is.

weird, if true!

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Huh? What is my Econ policy? 

I think you’re far left, unions etc.  I could be wrong.  Far right and left fail on Econ policy.  

[bad_teammate 13132]

lol @ unions being "far left"

Jesus

[Lagunamadre 1975]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

lol @ unions being "far left"

Jesus

No I didn’t mean unions and far left together.  Two separate ‘left’ issues but not far left. 

If you don’t think unions are a largely D push let me tour you through IL.  

[Francisco 2.0 32318]

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32318]

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32318]

 

 

[lemonlime 5503]

In least shocking news ever.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

[Tuco 5076]

In least shocking news ever.

I think “impromptu” was lost in translation.

[lemonlime 5503]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/energy-environment/2018/11/30/trump-administration-approves-seismic-tests-that-could-harm-many-thousands-atlantic-dolphins-whales/?utm_term=.d54ac2217e71

 

Lovely.  Now they're going after whales and dolphins.  While destroying beach tourism.  

[4th&Five 41458]

“big one”

 

[jimmyjazz 45547]

Somebody needs to tell Donald that a whole bunch of Alaskans are brown.

[Chooky 13302]

When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

[SimonBolivar 10911]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“big one”

 

Oh now we should trust the deep state. I don't think so Don!

[jimmyjazz 45547]

Just now, Chooky said:

When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

That's not even enough time to count chromosomes.

[Brisketexan 104572]

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Please follow the directions of the highly trained professionals who are there to help you. Your Federal Government will spare no expense. God Bless you ALL!*

 

* This offer not valid in Puerto Rico.

[Chad Fuck 17561]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's not even enough time to count chromosomes.

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

[jimmyjazz 45547]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

Sharing is caring!

[Chooky 13302]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

The doctors were trying to figure out how it already had an ankle monitor.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

* This offer not valid in Puerto Rico.

I don’t care who you are. That’s funny right there.

[4th&Five 41458]

 

[Chad Fuck 17561]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

More proof Yelp! sucks.

[staboner 4957]

8 minutes ago, Chooky said:

When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

only 10 fucking years ago. and now we are here. goddamn republican fools

[Francisco 2.0 32318]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What the fuck does he think a trade agreement is?  A musical?

[Brisketexan 104572]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What the fuck does he think a trade agreement is?  A musical?

Maybe.

Whatever the case, USMCA is no "Springtime for Hitler."

[jimmyjazz 45547]

Trump probably thinks USMCA is "United States Marine Corps Academy".

[Chooky 13302]

U Suckass MC's Angry

[LongestHorn 759]

The canadians call the agreement CAMUS

[plimon 190]

5 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

The canadians call the agreement CAMUS

Is that a mexican sandwich?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones
Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

Thanks, Donnie!


 

 

[LongestHorn 759]

Getting away with murder handshake.

[DDD Dad 14251]

The best part of that clip is DOTARD in the background

[triplehorn 2664]

 

[Brisketexan 104572]

41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thanks, Donnie!


 

 

"We're not just members of the 'DOTARD is our bitch' club, we're also World Leaders!"

[jimmyjazz 45547]

22 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

To be fair, it isn't a big apartment.

[DDD Dad 14251]

Is it me or does virtually every video showing Donald in a public place beg for Curb music?

[Brisketexan 104572]

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is it me or does virtually every video showing Donald in a public place beg for Curb music?

It's not just you.

And honestly, I think that's how we should deal with him.  Don't argue his stupid points, don't fight about whether or not all of his lies are asinine.  Just everywhere he goes, have loudspeakers blaring the Curb theme, on repeat.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

 

[bolverk 29397]

1 hour ago, plimon said:

Is that a mexican sandwich?

More like an absurdist cautionary tale about how we should be more kind to strangers.

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think you’re far left, unions etc.  I could be wrong.  Far right and left fail on Econ policy.  

I don't think I've ever said anything that would lead anyone to conclude that I'm far left on anything, really, let alone economic policy. In my adult lifetime, which began with Reagan's second term, Bill Clinton was the most fiscally responsible president. He was center-left, practically a Republican. I thought giving Clinton economics another go was a good idea.

I think the Democrats on the whole should be farther left than the Clintons, but not as far left as Bernie. I'd like to see them have some success and force the Republicans back toward the center from their current position on the extreme right. (A Clinton victory in 2016 would've helped to achieve that goal.)

Part of the problem is that the Republicans have been plunging farther and farther to the right for the last 50 years. Nowadays an Eisenhower Republican looks like a far left socialist. 

[Ted Lange 16041]

 

 

[Michael Knight 12888]

When you introduce two of your friends and they start hanging out without you

imgur

[Bozo_Casanova 26277]

The canadians call the agreement CAMUS

Appropriate, since it doesn’t mean anything.