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My medical degree tells me kidneys shouldn’t be that swollen.

Or external.

(Seriously though, that dye job is terrible! That’s the result of a bathroom, out of a box from Walgreens dye job done to feel better after crying for days about a boy.)

Everything Trump Touches Dyes?

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33 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Oh no.... not Ivanka.....

Lock her up!!!

 

Yes, lock her the fuck up.  The amount of joy I would get in seeing her and/or either of her regard brothers get prison time might be enough for me to die happy.

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36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. 

 

Demented dumb fuck soils pants, yells at clouds.  An old story with a new twist...he's the leader of the most powerful nation in the world.  I always rolled my eyes at the 'this sim is fucked!' posts but I've gotten there.  WTF is happening?

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Woulda been much more entertaining had he gone with John Mulaney.  The name's similar enough that we clearly could have snuck it past Dotard.

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There's a horse in the hospital!

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26 minutes ago, Continental Op said:
36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Woulda been much more entertaining had he gone with John Mulaney.  The name's similar enough that we clearly could have snuck it past Dotard.
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There's a HORSE in the HOSPITAL

God dammit.

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what's even awesomer than that?  In a shitload of districts....he'll WIN.

But his skin is so brown.

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29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course. 

 

"Who was released from prison last week" makes it sound like he just finished doing hard time, the dude was sentenced to 14 days.

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Mick Mulvaney and Donald Trump support our troops

 

”Meanwhile, critics say that another change in the works would more broadly weaken the enforcement of the Military Lending Act. It involves Mick Mulvaney, the Trump administration's acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

Under Mulvaney, the bureau is planning to halt regular monitoring of payday lenders and other firms to see whether they are violating the act and cheating military personnel.

Retired Army Col. Paul Kantwill recently left a position at CFPB, where he worked on issues facing service members. "I am very concerned about" the prospect of weaker oversight, he says.”

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/13/637992389/white-house-takes-aim-at-financial-protections-for-military

 

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That inauguration article is unbelievable.   

The first family of crime  was diverting millions to themselves before the Criminal in Chief even took a fucking oath.  

I mean, they committed more felonies during the fucking transition period than all admins in the past 50 fucking years.  Almost every damn one of them was lying to the FBI while Trump AND Pence were willfully ignoring Michael Flynn’s fucking treason.  

“Deplorable” doesn’t even begin to describe it.  

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1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

The first family of crime  was diverting millions to themselves before the Criminal in Chief even took a fucking oath.  

I thought Trump ran just to funnel campaign funds into his pocket. He saw it as a fun way to spread his brand and make some bank. When he won it was jackpot. They weren't capable of not stealing. It was not in their creed. Fat kid locked overnight in the candy store.

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. 

 

what makes Mick Mulvaney a GREAT PATRIOT? Are we just throwing that word around now?

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4 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

There are two ways to get there. By boat. Or by road through Corpus Christi. You can drive South all the way down to the jetties of Port Mansfield. It is about as remote as you can get. Really cool experience. We used there and shark fish and do donuts in our pickups in high school.  

Upper TX coast equivalent: you can still drive from Bolivar to the edge or Port Arthur on the beach and remnants of Highway 87. You do have to get past a bunch of fat old naked gay dudes near High Island first, but then it's just you and the sand, surf, sun, seagulls, and dead dolphins. 

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11 minutes ago, RPM said:

I thought Trump ran just to funnel campaign funds into his pocket. He saw it as a fun way to spread his brand and make some bank. When he won it was jackpot. They weren't capable of not stealing. It was not in their creed. Fat kid locked overnight in the candy store.

You know--I just had a thought.  How much is the Government going to end up making out of this whole deal through civil asset forfeiture before we're all said and done?  I mean, if they nail everything down, do you think they might net out $1B?  And how much of it is going to be from foreign sources?

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3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

You know--I just had a thought.  How much is the Government going to end up making out of this whole deal through civil asset forfeiture before we're all said and done?  I mean, if they nail everything down, do you think they might net out $1B?  And how much of it is going to be from foreign sources?

I have thought about this too. I want Trump tower to become the new United States American Muslim History Museum and Cultural Center.

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25 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Upper TX coast equivalent: you can still drive from Bolivar to the edge or Port Arthur on the beach and remnants of Highway 87. You do have to get past a bunch of fat old naked gay dudes near High Island first, but then it's just you and the sand, surf, sun, seagulls, and dead dolphins. 

 

Are you sure about that? I thought the road/route had been destroyed/made impassable by the hurricanes. 

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24 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

You know--I just had a thought.  How much is the Government going to end up making out of this whole deal through civil asset forfeiture before we're all said and done?  I mean, if they nail everything down, do you think they might net out $1B?  And how much of it is going to be from foreign sources?

$1 billion might be too low.  There's some prime real estate in NYC.

Golf courses ought to bring in a bit.

Then you have a place in Vegas.  Shitty location and doesn't have a casino, but still....it should bring in somewhere around 9 digits by itself.

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

I have thought about this too. I want Trump tower to become the new United States American Muslim History Museum and Cultural Center.

I’d lease it to the NFL for their headquarters.  That would eat him alive. 

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$1 billion might be too low.  There's some prime real estate in NYC.
Golf courses ought to bring in a bit.
Then you have a place in Vegas.  Shitty location and doesn't have a casino, but still....it should bring in somewhere around 9 digits by itself.
 
 


All that shit is on borrowed money. Creditors come first.
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11 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


All that shit is on borrowed money. Creditors come first.

 

What if the creditors are Russian oligarchs laundering money?

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You know--I just had a thought.  How much is the Government going to end up making out of this whole deal through civil asset forfeiture before we're all said and done?  I mean, if they nail everything down, do you think they might net out $1B?  And how much of it is going to be from foreign sources?


It seems like Melania is the only one not to have committed a crime at this point - or Barron.

It wouldn’t surprise me to learn later that Trump is trying in some hamfisted, ridiculous way to put everything in her name or in some kind of trust for Barron to try and avoid it all getting snatched by law enforcement.

I personally HATE civil asset forfeiture but since hypocrisy seems to be the new black in America now, I’ll cheer on those windbreakered agents when they show up with yellow tape and boxes and a locksmith.
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4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


It seems like Melania is the only one not to have committed a crime at this point - or Barron.

It wouldn’t surprise me to learn later that Trump is trying in some hamfisted, ridiculous way to put everything in her name or in some kind of trust for Barron to try and avoid it all getting snatched by law enforcement.

I personally HATE civil asset forfeiture but since hypocrisy seems to be the new black in America now, I’ll cheer on those windbreakered agents when they show up with yellow tape and boxes and a locksmith.

 

I'm rooting for Tiffany to survive this mess and become Barron's guardian caretaker when the rest of the felonious family is locked away, including Melanie. Then, when Barron grows up, he starts up a philanthropy to atone for the sins of his kin.

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I'm rooting for Tiffany to survive this mess and become Barron's guardian caretaker when the rest of the felonious family is locked away, including Melanie. Then, when Barron grows up, he starts up a philanthropy to atone for the sins of his kin.


I think Trump forgets Tiffany even exists most of the time.

Has she even been seen with the family or even visited The White House since the inauguration?
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41 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


All that shit is on borrowed money. Creditors come first.

 

Oh hell, I knew that.  Got caught up in the idea of Trump's golf courses turned into munis or some such.  

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10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


I think Trump forgets Tiffany even exists most of the time.

Has she even been seen with the family or even visited The White House since the inauguration?

 

She shouldn't have rebuffed his advances if she wanted to be there.

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36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

It seems like Melania is the only one not to have committed a crime at this point - or Barron.

I'd limit that to Barron. I thought Melanie might have been clear before this inauguration stuff came out. 

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16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


I think Trump forgets Tiffany even exists most of the time.

Has she even been seen with the family or even visited The White House since the inauguration?

 

I read not too long ago about some Trump Org event she participated in along with her older brothers. Just because she's not an executive in the family business doesn't make her clean. I wouldn't trust any of them. 

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