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Chuck and Nancy are SOLELY responsible for this shutdown 

This statement seems to be intended for those who have no idea how government, budgets, democracy, money, or numbers work. 

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Chuck and Nancy are SOLELY responsible for this shutdown 
This statement seems to be intended for those who have no idea how government, budgets, democracy, money, or numbers work. 


You mean today’s GOP.
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10 hours ago, retread said:

It's hard to keep track of all of them, but not once has he faced the person he's firing. Fired Comey with 3,000 miles between them (was that by tweet?). Kelly fired Tillerson while he was on the shitter.

Holy shit that was supposed to be the ONE fucking thing this guy was good at doing. The one fucking thing. 

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53 minutes ago, In10se said:

Holy shit that was supposed to be the ONE fucking thing this guy was good at doing. The one fucking thing. 

Don't confuse reality tv with reality. It's tv. Staged, scripted, shot out of sequence, and edited. 

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So, this was the picture posted to the FLOTUS Twitter account.

 

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And folks on Twitter thought it looked photoshopped so they did what they do and contend the bright parts were photoshopped out and FLOTUS and DOTUS were color corrected, IE de-oranged.

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, retread said:

Costs extra to machine the pointy tips, but it's worth it.

 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Consult these guys for hints:
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I mean...from their side of the wall, of course.

 

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

W-w-w-whyyyyyy is his head so flat?!?!!

Why are his teeth orange???

AND WHAT IN THE SWEET FUCK ARE THOSE PANTS???????

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And Melania’s eyes are missing.

That’s some terribly sloppy photoshopping.  Look at the tiles where they clearly made his pants wider. Why wouldn’t you just mask the pants instead of the tiles. And we all know his teeth aren’t that yellow we see him on tv every fucking day. Fucking amateurs.

The guy is a fat stupid baffoon and shows it every day. There’s no need to try at all to make him look like more of an ass. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 


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Seems a bit risque for a Christmas card, but it's nice to see that Melania's still taking her personal hygiene seriously.

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8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He hasn't just "informed" me. 

He hasn't just "strongly informed" me, whatever the fuck that means. 

He has "very strongly informed" me, whatever the very fuck that means. 

Turkey was right next door, and Erdogan was such a strong persuader.  Trump was just another notch on his guitar.  

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He hasn't just "informed" me. 
He hasn't just "strongly informed" me, whatever the fuck that means. 
He has "very strongly informed" me, whatever the very fuck that means. 
Turkey was right next door, and Erdogan was such a strong persuader.  Trump was just another notch on his guitar.  


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He hasn't just "informed" me. 
He hasn't just "strongly informed" me, whatever the fuck that means. 
He has "very strongly informed" me, whatever the very fuck that means. 
Turkey was right next door, and Erdogan was such a strong persuader.  Trump was just another notch on his guitar.  


We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese
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Posted
5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

W-w-w-whyyyyyy is his head so flat?!?!!

Why are his teeth orange???

AND WHAT IN THE SWEET FUCK ARE THOSE PANTS???????

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And Melania’s eyes are missing.

1.  It’s collapsing due to the vacuum

2.  Someone told him Obama brushes his teeth

3. He wants to appeal to a younger audience

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Posted
8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm receiving Trump emails because of some link that was posted here back in the spring, I think. I was getting regular emails from one of the daughters-in-law, the last few have been from the Donald.

Just thought I'd share.

 

Seems we're on first name basis. Maybe he's not so bad after all. 

Maybe we should all join the most important membership program ever. Seems like a big deal and less than one percent of the population is a great start!

You should email back and suggest he use campaign funding to pay for the wall, since if it works for sluts, it should work for slats!  

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You should email back and suggest he use campaign funding to pay for the wall, since if it works for sluts, it should work for slats!  

I'm staying nice. Might be able to work a sweet cabinet post out of it if he takes a liking to my name on the internet.

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1 hour ago, Tuco said:

He hasn't just "informed" me. 

He hasn't just "strongly informed" me, whatever the fuck that means. 

He has "very strongly informed" me, whatever the very fuck that means. 

Turkey was right next door, and Erdogan was such a strong persuader.  Trump was just another notch on his guitar.  

It means the president responds to power the way he wants us to respond to his.  

Rather than trust intellect, reason and experts we should just give bonus points to the veracity with which a conflicted individual delivers a self-serving message. 

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So what's Captain Fuckstick up to today?  All the attention on the World's Most Famous Jew has got to be bugging the shit out of him...

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holy shit, I didn't realize he twittered that frequently (I'm not on it and mostly rely on the choicest comments by him on there to be posted on the news).  

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Yeah, I'm no golfer but  I know two things...you're not trying "to score" in golf.  And men with fupa pouches up front shouldn't wear tight, white golf pants.  A more athletic fit with fewer pleats in a darker color may be preferred.  

Also, from what Stormy Daniels says, Trump can't "putt from the rough" for shit.  

Posted
17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Their 12-year old son must be heartbroken to miss out on that stilted holiday photo op.

Either A. someone exercises good judgement by keeping Barron well clear of this shitshow or B. the kid is the wisest of them all and decided that himself.  I'm leaning toward B. Barron is Buddha.

 

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7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Their 12-year old son must be heartbroken to miss out on that stilted holiday photo op.

Either A. someone exercises good judgement by keeping Barron well clear of this shitshow or B. the kid is the wisest of them all and decided that himself.  I'm leaning toward B. Barron is Buddha.

 

Or Barron was too busy holed up in his room playing Call of Duty while listening to Rammstein.  

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The Fed is like a golfer who can't score unless he lays out sixfigs for a "pornstar." Loser. The Fed hits the green and putts like a dog. Mexican "dogs" are called coyotes. Fake News won't tell you that your favorite President wants to keep America coyote free! FREEDOM! 

Working hard this Christmas Eve. The Demo"crats" prevented you from saying Merry Christmas. Not good. I get no credit for making Merry "Christmas great" again. All lying CNN tells you is Halloween Witch HUNTS! No collusion! 

Just need $5billion to finish wall. Mexico is paying the rest through tarriffs and the new trade deal. I make deals. Low intelligence people hate me because they can't be me.

Waiting for Kanye Xmas Call! I will be first American President of the US to say Merry Christmas over the phone maybe the first time ever! 

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So the president of the United States is actively undermining confidence in the Fed by calling into question the competence of the bedrock institution of our entire financial sector. The threat of political influence from him reportedly contemplating firing Powell is now doing more damage to the stock market than the Fed's modest interest rate increases.

This buffoon is, once again, shooting himself in the dick and causing more harm to the nation and his own prospects for reelection by yet another temper tantrum. Toddler Trump strikes again.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Merry Christmas from the family!

Especially the drunk uncle.

Chain migratin' while the stereo plays No-wall, No-wall.  

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