Donald Trump 2018

[4th&Five 41565]

15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Is this real?

I don’t post fake shit. The truth is scary enough. 

[Brisketexan 105161]

The President of the United States...the country that put a man on the moon...just said "Tech 'stuff'" 

Well, see...the thing is...he’s a complete fucking moron.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Man.

[retread 2951]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He doesn't understand anything.

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

[Captainant 27682]

Happy New year's everyone. We're all fucked. 

[Biff Tannen 45692]

4 minutes ago, retread said:

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

[DixonHur 11342]

It's like we're all passengers on a plane piloted by a monkey who somehow got locked in the cockpit alone.

We may not all die, but we're sure as shit in for one hell of a bumpy ride

[Stilicho 1397]

24 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Tech "stuff".  Bells and whistles.  Awesome.

[Radical Larry 28651]

54 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He doesn't understand anything.

But he told us all he knew tech better than anyone, just a week ago:

 

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

I thought trump supposedly didn’t drink. Is he pulling a Tony Montana tonight and snorting a mountain of coke off the dining room table?

Happy new year!

[JimmyJames 12271]

The president seems obsessed with wheels lately. 

[achooloco 1072]

1 hour ago, retread said:

Has he traveled a lot? Heather Nauert got some mileage out of that bullet point for UN Ambassador.

26 countries!

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The president seems obsessed with wheels lately. 

Ever since that fun day when he got to play with the big truck in the front yard, he's been thinking about wheels:

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

[TornACL 7722]

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

That's a good point.

Past presidents all have quotes and speeches that have lived through the decades and are memorable, stirring and patriotic.

Today, we have a president who (among everything) belittles his cabinet members, mocks the FBI and uses the term "both sides".

 

Edited January 1, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The owners aren’t gonna like that. This keeps up then trump is toast. Unless they’re selling short. Impossible to tell. 

[atomheartbevo 89738]

46 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

The President of the United States...the country that put a man on the moon...just said "Tech 'stuff'" 

Half his followers probably think the landings were faked.  Doesn’t matter that they were adults when it happened.  

[atomheartbevo 89738]

1 hour ago, retread said:

Imagine being the SS agent(s) that has to hang with him tonight.

Actually, probably pretty easy.  Sitting outside the family quarters while Trump is twitter-shitting, with the monotony only being broken by the butler bringing up Big Macs and Diet Cokes.   Oh wait, Trump probably has a fridge full of them in his bathroom.   

So overall, pretty boring.   

[ADHD 28]

It's like he thinks he's tweeting to cave people, and maybe he is.

[achooloco 1072]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

Difference is leach has a law degree and while nutty, more than likely swims with geniuses and crazies alike. Trump... not so much

[retread 2951]

Maybe Leach is what we need to subdue Cheeto. Leach's shenanigans would confuse him so much. Give them a few hours of playtime and put Cheeto down for a nap.

[Brandywine 1316]

For all those that voted for Trump - please don’t do that again. 

[RPM 26326]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

See what you did Democrats? No Collusion! 

[Chad Fuck 17691]

[RPM 26326]

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[WhatTheBuck 28791]

4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

And people say you're crazy. Lost in confusion. But you're no longer riding on the merry-go-round. 

You just have to let it go. 

[Goredho 17412]

22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So just a bunch of pikes? 

No, not at all.  The wall will consist of artistically designed steel slats tastefully adorned with the heads of illegal immigrants.

Edited January 1, 2019 by Goredho

[Goredho 17412]

12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I talked to China yesterday, they know about walls.  They said they don’t work.  However, China said wall has good probability of becoming a tourist attraction in a few hundred years.

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

[Brandywine 1316]

Can’t wait to see all the graffiti on that new wall. 

[atomheartbevo 89738]

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

We can contract with them to build a water rollercoaster that will simultaneously decapitate illegal immigrants, while catapulting their bodies back over the border.  

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

I just wanna get in one last...

Fuck you, you fat motherfucking mongoloid shitstain.  

 

[Burt 4087]

21 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind

 

Edit - shit, @WhatTheBuck beat me to it.

Edited January 2, 2019 by Burt