Donald Trump 2018

[Blotto 23,424]

5 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. 

But Brawndo has what prisoners crave....its got electrolytes.

[Chuckie Finster 22,598]

5 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.

This is the worst timeline. 

How is this not an Onion article?

[HenryJames 65,884]

How did it take this long?

[Eskimohorn 5,610]

 
Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.
This is the worst timeline. 

The best minds.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

The strangest timeline.  

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Edited May 30, 2018 by retread

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Jesus.  That is the first time it’s come from the horses mouth he wants him out, right?

[bad_teammate 13,132]

Then fire him you fat, whining pussy bitch.

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

Is he going to tweet out the part where Gowdy said spygate is total bullshit? 

[High Plains Drifter 10,970]

6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.

This is the worst timeline. 

Which of the two has had more plastic surgery? Maybe DOTUS can ask her for recommendations about getting his ass tucked and firmed before the next infrastructure week.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Six year anniversary of this tweet:

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Is he going to tweet out the part where Gowdy said spygate is total bullshit? 

That didn't happen

[Dr. Teeth 5,824]

5 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Is he going to tweet out the part where Gowdy said spygate is total bullshit? 

If he shows that Gowdy supported him on one thing, then he thinks people won’t listen to the other stuff. It’s how his syphillis infested mind works. 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

7 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.

This is the worst timeline. 

I cannot believe this is real.

[Upgrayedd 5,804]

She’s briefing him on the Norks as well

[hayden_horn 11,360]

also, she's briefing him on ass implants.

[Brisketexan 104,537]

22 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also, she's briefing him on ass implants.

Good sir, I'd prefer it if you spoke of our next president with a bit more respect.

[retread 2,951]

^Whevever we hit happy hour, make mine a double Glenmorangie today. thx

[triplehorn 2,664]

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Is he going to tweet out the part where Gowdy said spygate is total bullshit? 

Nunes appears to have seen the Ghost of Christmas Future at the DoJ briefing with Gowdy 

Gowdy says SpyGate is total bullshit

Sessions dines with Rosenstein

cats befriending dogs

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

Edited May 30, 2018 by triplehorn

[DixonHur 11,154]

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Good sir, I'd prefer it if you spoke of our next president with a bit more respect.

I think you mean First Lady...Kanye 2020!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

I think much of the GOP pressure on getting information out of the Mueller investigation is due to their current inability to make calculations regarding their own political futures.  

They don’t really give a shit about protecting Trump, they just need to know: how bad is it? How much time do we have? What should our messaging or exit strategy be going forward?

The uncertainty is what irritates them the most. 

[Tuco 5,076]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

It's totally normal to quote someone who is speculating on what you were thinking. 

[retread 2,951]

I totally could have picked somebody who would look the Other Way?!! wtf hobbit?

[Mapache 1,117]

2 minutes ago, retread said:

I totally could have picked somebody who would look the Other Way?!! wtf hobbit?

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Must have had to take an extra shit this morning and couldn't figure out what else to tweet about. Crowd size is always a good fallback. 

[Dr. Teeth 5,824]

It should have failed by now?

[Chuckie Finster 22,598]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Must have had to take an extra shit this morning and couldn't figure out what else to tweet about. Crowd size is always a good fallback. 

Went looking for pics to see for myself, and found this one that made me laugh.  DOZENS!

Edited May 30, 2018 by Chuckie Finster

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

59 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Nunes appears to have seen the Ghost of Christmas Future at the DoJ briefing with Gowdy 

Gowdy says SpyGate is total bullshit

Sessions dines with Rosenstein

cats befriending dogs

  Reveal hidden contents

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Ya, whatever those fellas saw in that FBI briefing scared them straight. Gowdy is defending the FBI everywhere he can and Nunes has chilled on the conspiracy theories and attacks. Too bad the dumbfuck president didn't get the message. 

[Scholz 11,933]

21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Must have had to take an extra shit this morning and couldn't figure out what else to tweet about. Crowd size is always a good fallback. 

Yes, he's definitely the final arbiter of crowd #s.  Do not question him.  Greatest of all time.

 

[jimmyjazz 45,538]

I think that crowd estimate was probably low.  The auditorium seats 9,700 people, presumably not including floor space, and from a few photos it appears that the floor (at least the part not walled off) was full and there were a moderate number of people in the stands.  Just looking at the group behind Trump, it's hard to imagine it wasn't close to 200 people.  Extrapolate that to the floor crowd and beyond . . . the numbers seem off.

Not that matters, to even push back on it shows Trump's insane level of insecurity, but I think it's important for the press to be as accurate as possible.  Trump will lie anyway.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Redacted 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,545]

So I guess we CAN officially add OMGSpygate! to the scroll of right-wing cries of "Wolf!". Oh well, on to Mueller Meddlin' In The Mid-terms -gate.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

19 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Ya, whatever those fellas saw in that FBI briefing scared them straight. Gowdy is defending the FBI everywhere he can and Nunes has chilled on the conspiracy theories and attacks. Too bad the dumbfuck president didn't get the message. 

The dumbfuck President WAS the message.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[retread 2,951]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

He's so oppressed.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,545]

 

There's lots of things you don't get.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

That’s a pretty good tweet by the president.  It feels like he is on Roseanne’s side here for dog whistling purposes, but doesn’t say it if he ever gets called on it.  

[woohorn 1,131]

3rd person reference with "President" is pretty funny.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That’s a pretty good tweet by the president.  It feels like he is on Roseanne’s side here for dog whistling purposes, but doesn’t say it if he ever gets called on it.  

It really is the full package.  Deflection, whataboutism, distraction, distortion, projection, and playing the victim.

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

8 minutes ago, retread said:

 

The horrible things they say about you, Mr. President, are true. For example, Rex Tillerson wasn't being racist when he called you a fucking moron. 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

4 minutes ago, woohorn said:

3rd person reference with "President" is pretty funny.

He's a fucking loon.  

[Scholz 11,933]

The man is a 100% textbook narcissist.  He can turn any occasion into something about himself.  Even dead soldiers on Memorial Day.

[NWBuck 8,547]

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Similar hair, but the hands are too big:

[Loco 3,752]

[BrickHorn 18,186]

11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

The man is a 100% textbook narcissist.  He can turn any occasion into something about himself.  Even dead soldiers on Memorial Day.

Yup.  Check out the symptoms of NPD in the DSM-5:

1. Grandiosity with expectations of superior treatment from other people
2. Fixated on fantasies of power, success, intelligence, attractiveness, etc.
3. Self-perception of being unique, superior, and associated with high-status people and institutions
4. Needing continual admiration from others
5. Sense of entitlement to special treatment and to obedience from others
6. Exploitative of others to achieve personal gain
7. Unwilling to empathize with the feelings, wishes, and needs of other people
8. Intensely envious of others, and the belief that others are equally envious of them
9. Pompous and arrogant demeanor

 

[Brisketexan 104,537]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yup.  Check out the symptoms of NPD in the DSM-5:

1. Grandiosity with expectations of superior treatment from other people
2. Fixated on fantasies of power, success, intelligence, attractiveness, etc.
3. Self-perception of being unique, superior, and associated with high-status people and institutions
4. Needing continual admiration from others
5. Sense of entitlement to special treatment and to obedience from others
6. Exploitative of others to achieve personal gain
7. Unwilling to empathize with the feelings, wishes, and needs of other people
8. Intensely envious of others, and the belief that others are equally envious of them
9. Pompous and arrogant demeanor

 

I said this long ago, but seriously, he's going to end up being a literal textbook example/case study when this is all said and done.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I said this long ago, but seriously, he's going to end up being a literal textbook example/case study when this is all said and done.

I agree.  But what exactly he’s an example of depends on who is writing the textbooks in 50 years.  

[Scholz 11,933]

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yup.  Check out the symptoms of NPD in the DSM-5:

1. Grandiosity with expectations of superior treatment from other people
2. Fixated on fantasies of power, success, intelligence, attractiveness, etc.
3. Self-perception of being unique, superior, and associated with high-status people and institutions
4. Needing continual admiration from others
5. Sense of entitlement to special treatment and to obedience from others
6. Exploitative of others to achieve personal gain
7. Unwilling to empathize with the feelings, wishes, and needs of other people
8. Intensely envious of others, and the belief that others are equally envious of them
9. Pompous and arrogant demeanor

 

He's got the whole list of Cluster B personality disorders: antisocial, borderline, histrionic, narcissistic