Donald Trump 2018

[David Dennison 18,938]

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kim Kardashian and Dennis Rodman are playing a role in our country's policies.  Let that sink in for a minute.

It makes sense. Donald Trump is the president. America is a laughingstock, just like its leader.

[RomaVicta 29,943]

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. At least that's what I've been told or saw in a movie. Lemme tell you, it was bad. People still mention it on the internet all the time. 

[RomaVicta 29,943]

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kim Kardashian and Dennis Rodman are playing a role in our country's policies.  Let that sink in for a minute.

The Jersey Shore Cabinet will be peak Trump World.

[jimmyjazz 45,997]

So is Rodman's sponsorship the impetus behind Donald's recent statements about Federal MJ laws?

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kim Kardashian and Dennis Rodman are playing a role in our country's policies.  Let that sink in for a minute.

That's not materially different than Donald Trump playing a role in our country's policies.   The only real difference among them at the time he became president is that Kim Kardashian had better business credentials and Rodman had more international diplomatic experience. 

Edited June 8, 2018 by Mojo Hand

[DixonHur 11,342]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. At least that's what I've been told or saw in a movie. Lemme tell you, it was bad. People still mention it on the internet all the time. 

Well one of his State Department appointees did cite the Normandy invasion as an example of our strong relationship with Germany, so...

[WhatTheBuck 28,793]

15 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

If Trump and Kim find time to hit the links for a round in Singapore, what would the o/u be for combined score for the two?

37?

Which Kim?

[Native Horn 3,504]

38 minutes ago, retread said:

DOTUS will seal the nuke deal on the 11th green when they play some golf.

Whereupon they shall be tied at 11 strokes.

[kevwun 15,809]

Un will be much lower.  He is the son of a god and only hits hole-in-ones.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Which Kim?

The fat assed one.

[jimmyjazz 45,997]

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Which Kim?

Sending Kim (or even Dennis) to seduce Rocket Man might be the best diplomatic tactic we've seen in 20 years.

[Chooky 13,317]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

4 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

#workingovertime

I think he tries to squeeze in a round of golf between the G7 and the 15 big mac flight to Singapore.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Grade of D as in David
Hank beat me to it

[Chooky 13,317]

Every lawyer that gets entwined with this administration ends up needing a lawyer.  "Let's hire someone suitable to our particular set of issues for legal representation and while we're on the phone let's acquire some representation for our representation."  It's like arranging a Mexican donkey show.  The donkey will definitely make a mess.  You need someone on hand to clean up after the donkey.   

[retread 2,951]

"15 boxes of work"

[BrickHorn 18,253]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Every lawyer that gets entwined with this administration ends up needing a lawyer.  "Let's hire someone suitable to our particular set of issues for legal representation and while we're on the phone let's acquire some representation for our representation."  It's like arranging a Mexican donkey show.  The donkey will definitely make a mess.  You need someone on hand to clean up after the donkey.   

[Chooky 13,317]

The Globetrotter's theme song would be perfect for this administration.

[Fozzz 152]

SCOTUS justice Judge Jeanine sounds bad, but probably not any worse than Gorsuch or Alito 

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1004772992285540352

[Pods 7,586]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The Globetrotter's theme song would be perfect for this administration.

Benny Hill

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

9 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

SCOTUS justice Judge Jeanine sounds bad, but probably not any worse than Gorsuch or Alito 

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1004772992285540352

The confirmation hearings might be worth it

[Fozzz 152]

Oh, I fully endorse that pick if Trump gets another one.

[Chooky 13,317]

Today's news is going to be a huge relief to Muhammad Ali.

[Chooky 13,317]

Float like a butterfly 

Fire Samantha Bee

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[brown water 3,778]

7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

How bad does Trump want to host a reality show called The Pardon, where various black folks come and grovel at his feet asking for pardons. At the end of the season he picks a winner.  

You're freed! 

[brown water 3,778]

Also.  I fully expect his plan is get player recommendations, find the ones with the least merit and use them to further vilify those sons of bitches.  

[retread 2,951]

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a reality show called The Pardon

He pretty much is hosting that show right now. Apparently he didn't quite grasp the pardon power at first, but now that he has, it's his favorite game.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

We are two klicks away from going full Running Man.

Plot of The Running Man below:

 

In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where "runners" attempt to evade "stalkers", armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state.

 

[BrickHorn 18,253]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We are two klicks away from going full Running Man.

Plot of The Running Man below:

 

In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where "runners" attempt to evade "stalkers", armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state.

 

More like... just zero.

[F250 28,791]

We seem to be more in The Purge dystopia. You just know some of the people Trump surrounds himself with would be into it. Pruitt and Don Jr. would be all over that shit.

 

[HenryJames 66,134]

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We are two klicks away from going full Running Man.

Plot of The Running Man below:

 

In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where "runners" attempt to evade "stalkers", armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state.

 

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

On June 7, 2018 at 4:32 PM, Brisketexan said:

He's like a child who picks the shiniest coin out of a bowl of change, not the one with the highest monetary value, and then expects praise for his brilliant decision.

That's awesome

[Biff Tannen 45,694]

It's just Idiocracy.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Hornius Emeritus 12,474]

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Trudeau is 6'2" Trump is 6'2".

Which is more likely, Trudeau is really 3 inches taller or Trump doesn't clear 6 feet?

[4th&Five 41,567]

Somolia 

 

[Gil Bang 25,982]

10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Trudeau is 6'2" Trump is 6'2".

Which is more likely, Trudeau is really 3 inches taller or Trump doesn't clear 6 feet?

You forgot about the exchange rate.

[bad_teammate 13,218]

20 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This fuckin' guy is amazingly stupid and we deserve every second of it and more.

[Gil Bang 25,982]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Somolia 

 

Fucking idiot doesn't even call them "soldiers", almost certainly because he doesn't know a Soldier from a Sailor from a Marine.  

[DixonHur 11,342]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking idiot doesn't even call them "soldiers", almost certainly because he doesn't know a Soldier from a Sailor from a Marine.  

To be fair, they probably are Army.

I just can't believe the president of the USA sends out Tweets like this without knowing how to spell the name of the country he's talking about.  If you can't spell it, fucking ask someone before sending that shit out.  Goddamn I hate this guy.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

You forgot about the exchange rate.

Good point. It's pretty easy to pick out the Looney in that bunch though.

[Gil Bang 25,982]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

To be fair, they probably are Army.

I just can't believe the president of the USA sends out Tweets like this without knowing how to spell the name of the country he's talking about.  If you can't spell it, fucking ask someone before sending that shit out.  Goddamn I hate this guy.

We KNOW that they're Army. It's been widely reported, And the C in C most certainly fucking knows, but he doesn't give a flying fuck because he's a draft-dodging piece of shit, and doesn't have the decency to describe them properly.

 

And I don't get the "to be fair" part.  "Servicemen" doesn't make a distinction to their branch. 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Gil Bang

[WhatTheBuck 28,793]

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

To be fair, they probably are Army.

I just can't believe the president of the USA sends out Tweets like this without knowing how to spell the name of the country he's talking about.  If you can't spell it, fucking ask someone before sending that shit out.  Goddamn I hate this guy.

That tweet could've been written by staffers. "Servicemen" is a pretty big word for Trump. The misspelling of Somalia may have been intentional so we'd think it was authentic Dotard. 

[bad_teammate 13,218]

 

[TDunk 590]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So he finally had someone else tie his ties so they are the correct length.  Now he needs someone to button his coat for him when he stands up.  

[Mo Horn 8,852]

1 hour ago, TDunk said:

So he finally had someone else tie his ties so they are the correct length.  Now he needs someone to button his coat for him when he stands up.  

Probably a clip on

[texas08 1,599]

 

 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/markknoller/status/1005102037447606273

 

 

LOLOLL dumb AFFFFFF

[TexArcher 37,989]

I want to be clear that I'm not advocating this in any way, regardless of how I feel about the jackass.

But...

Is anyone else thinking it's becoming increasingly likely that Trump is going to get shot?