Donald Trump 2018

[bolverk 29,359]

6 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Ever notice that you can "hear" a gif sometimes?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

49 minutes ago, Nope said:

Lol, so they really think “not a criminal target” and “not a target” mean the same thing?

 

45 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 

They also don’t understand how immaterial and fleeting those specific labels are.

 

Feels like y’all are grasping for straws.  

[SquishMitten 10,395]

42 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Apparently I neglected the expected high posting standards required on surlyhorns.

A lot of us appreciate your contributions around here, but it would be better if you'd provide a bit more context than just the tweet. Nobody is shitting on you for posting, they're just asking you to spend a few extra seconds in your post so that it is more manageable while the board kinks are being worked out.

[Native Horn 3,484]

50 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Apparently I neglected the expected high posting standards required on surlyhorns.

New regime, new standards lol.

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Donald Trump: "Typically bad reporting!"

Says the guy who has typically bad capitalization.  

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Jennifer Jacobs✔@JenniferJJacobs
 Samantha Dravis, a top aide to EPA chief Scott Pruitt, has resigned, an agency official confirms to me. 

She’s one of former Trump staff secretary Rob Porter’s ex-girlfriends, and was in the news during the turmoil over the Porter abuse allegations.

9:30 AM - Apr 5, 2018

[Lurch 5,919]

[url=

?s=21][/url] our President is a lunatic 

Drop the ?s21 from your tweets. That’s their new feature that takes you to a certain point in the video


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/981859214380462081

[Brian Fantana 6,654]

52 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

fair enough, the tweet quoting glitch is making me ragey. 

Just collapse the quote

[Nope 3,111]

54 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

Feels like y’all are grasping for straws.  

Quite the contrary, we’re calling out straw grasping. 

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Senator Rand Paul  ✔   @RandPaul
 .@EPAScottPruitt is likely the bravest and most conservative member of Trump's cabinet.  We need him to help @realDonaldTrump drain the regulatory swamp.

9:01 AM - Apr 5, 2018

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,302]

Jesus, Rand Paul. What a stupid hill to die on. Except of course you won't feel any repercussions from your constituents for carrying water for both Pruitt and Trump. Yay team!

[kevwun 15,595]

I think his neighbor beat the last bit of conscience out of Rand Paul.  The cabinet member who has already wasted hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on himself and staff is draining the swamp?

[Fozzz 152]

Pruitt has been one of the most effective members of this administration.  Not surprising at all to see the Randian Rand Paul stick up for him.

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That's really surprising for somebody pushing the whole anti-swamp angle, since Pruitt is showing he's just making it deeper and bigger.

[Fozzz 152]

lol Rand cares far more about neutering the EPA than corruption

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think his neighbor beat the last bit of conscience out of Rand Paul.  The cabinet member who has already wasted hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on himself and staff is draining the swamp?

To them, the swamp is regulations, and not bureaucratic waste. They want the gov't to emulate business, and businesses have ridiculously compensated executives even when they are failing. 

Its the rank and file folks who do the actual work that they want to eat sand, both in the gov't and in private enterprise. 

Edited April 5, 2018 by FondrenRoad

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11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Jesus, Rand Paul. What a stupid hill to die on. Except of course you won't feel any repercussions from your constituents for carrying water for both Pruitt and Trump. Yay team!

Or they need to keep Pruitt around to be acting AG after Sessions is fired, and fire Mueller.  Rand Paul has already come out against Mueller's appointment.

[Dr. Teeth 5,813]

We are winning the war on fake caravans!!!

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

Lmao.  Anyone do a drive by on Shaggy?  88badmofo is still there and begging to be a mod.  His request got shit on.  But he’s a persistent son of a bitch.  

Swam you forgot to drag your boy onto the life raft.  

[Dr. Teeth 5,813]

Did it pictorially get shit on?

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Did it pictorially get shit on?

Did it ever...

[scottsins 1,953]

That's really surprising for somebody pushing the whole anti-swamp angle, since Pruitt is showing he's just making it deeper and bigger.

Paul was REALLY precise with his verbiage in that tweet. He said “REGULATORY swamp”.

[Tuco 5,076]

He prefers unregulated swamps.

 

[wildcat09 29,187]

45 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol Rand cares far more about neutering the EPA than corruption

Esto.

Most "libertarians" love corruption, so long as they're the ones doing it.

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

That's so disappointing.  To think that I almost supported Paul at one point.

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It's fascinating to watch nearly all Rs bend the knee to Cheeto

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Rand been doing more for the Kremlin lately but maybe he just wants something out of Trump.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Good news, guys. There was a caravan of Canadians on their way toward the United States and our porous northern border... but I stopped them by tweeting at them.

You probably didn't even hear about it... but it happened... I did it... you're welcome.

(please clap)

-hoarsewhisper

[TornACL 7,673]

So if Mexico's border laws are so strong, then why do we need a wall again?

[Dr. Teeth 5,813]

Maybe if Trump just tells people the wall has been built, we all believe him.

[Anastasis 23,375]

50 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lmao.  Anyone do a drive by on Shaggy?  88badmofo is still there and begging to be a mod.  His request got shit on.  But he’s a persistent son of a bitch.  

Swam you forgot to drag your boy onto the life raft.  

Thanks, I just drove by and threw up a little bit in my mouth. 

[GSU&UT 1,798]

Regulation bad, REEEEEEEE

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,403]

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Regulation bad, REEEEEEEE

 

Manatees are completely overrated. Northern white rhino out front should have told you.

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35 minutes ago, retread said:

It's fascinating to watch nearly all Rs bend the knee to Cheeto

FOX News told them to.

[kevwun 15,595]

The approaching hoard of illegals has been joined by a naval armada composed of ms-13 members riding on manatees.  Rolling back the protections for manatees and other endangered species is the only way to keep us safe.

[Aqua Buddha 14,488]

Trump has taken credit a reduction in immigrants at the border but now it's a National Guard worthy crisis?

Somebody is blowing the dog whistle for a reason.....

[RomaVicta 29,756]

We should provide the caravan with American full size trucks. They'll end up living in them in southern Mexico because they won't be able to keep the guzzlers gassed up for the whole trip.

EPA playing string theory chess while we're picking our noses.

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

23 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Thanks, I just drove by and threw up a little bit in my mouth. 

Shit happens.  

[Anastasis 23,375]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Shit happens.  

But usually not when perched right on top of the face of some young lass. 

 

At least that's not in my bag of tricks. 

Edited April 5, 2018 by Anastasis

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

But usually not when perched right on top of the face of some young lass. 

 

At least that's not in my bag of tricks. 

TJhooker has a fucking C-130 full of tricks.  Unfortunately that’s one of them.  

Apologies.  

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Edited April 5, 2018 by Longhorn_Fan68

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Edited April 5, 2018 by Longhorn_Fan68

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Am I the only one looking at busted imagur links?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,824]

Wondered about that. Here's how it looks for me:

 

Now with tags:

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,824]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

lulz

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman met with Jared Kushner in October

Salman has since bragged about using classified intelligence from Kushner as part of a crackdown on 'corrupt' princes and businessmen in Saudi Arabia

He said the intelligence from Kushner included information on those who were disloyal to Salman and who were his 'enemies', insiders tell DailyMail 

Kushner's attorney's spokesman said it was 'false' that the president's son-in-law passed on secrets and that he was 'well aware of the rules'

The crown prince launched his crackdown on corruption in November, days after he met Kushner for talks in Riyadh

Hundreds were rounded up, including princes from rival parts of the Saudi royal family and some of the country's wealthiest businessmen

But the crackdown saw accusations of torture and at least one reported death 

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman met with Jared Kushner in October

Salman has since bragged about using classified intelligence from Kushner as part of a crackdown on 'corrupt' princes and businessmen in Saudi Arabia

He said the intelligence from Kushner included information on those who were disloyal to Salman and who were his 'enemies', insiders tell DailyMail 

Kushner's attorney's spokesman said it was 'false' that the president's son-in-law passed on secrets and that he was 'well aware of the rules'

The crown prince launched his crackdown on corruption in November, days after he met Kushner for talks in Riyadh

Hundreds were rounded up, including princes from rival parts of the Saudi royal family and some of the country's wealthiest businessmen

But the crackdown saw accusations of torture and at least one reported death 

Who cares if people died?  They're brown.  They're not American.  Ipso facto they aren't really people.  Kushner just drained the swamp by having rival brown people killed.  #MAGA

[Fozzz 152]

MbS is pretty much the Saudi Kushner.

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